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Jazzfanz MVP voting

Who is Jazzfanz's MVP?

  • infection

    Votes: 13 23.2%

  • JazzAvenues

    Votes: 25 44.6%

  • Bulletproof

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • Stoked

    Votes: 3 5.4%

  • oneye

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Lopo... :D

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Cy

    Votes: 2 3.6%

  • other

    Votes: 6 10.7%

  • Rubashov

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • Siro (self-nominated lol)

    Votes: 5 8.9%
  • Total voters
    56
  • Poll closed .
Yeah, what happened to PKM?. He was a nice dude. I remember when I joined the forum he made me feel welcomed: asked me questions about my country (Peru) and said good things about his stay here. By contrast, Cy pmd "You must be dumb" right after posting my first thread hahaha (I think bc someone beat me by 1 or 2 minutes). Damn you Cy ha

BTW, I've always wondered. I travel a lot and it would be cool to meet forum members living overseas. Also, let me know if you happen to be in Lima. I can show you around or even let you stay at my place.
 
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Rubashov said:
Well let me begin my remarks with how honoured I feel to be nominated among such luminaries. When I look at the field of other worthy nominees i think to myself what a bunch of lightweight non-entities, such a devastating dearth of talent has not been assembled since my last family reunion.

Without singling out individuals (Siro) some people possibly don't belong on this list and others have been unlucky to miss out. (yes Dutch i'm talking about you, i miss you, like a malignant cancer on my knob.) But lets not make this about personalities because most of the other nominees haven't got one, lets instead focus what we bring to forum.

Infection naturally provides the forum with some fantastic game threads but as a physician I wonder if his contribution to the forum is affecting his patient care? Hasn't he got a higher duty to his patients? Jazzavenues? Who is Jazz Avenues? Is he or she real? And where can I buy his\her new line of merchandise? Without going through the list cause I really can't be bothered, bulletproof is a wino, Stoked is a mod and therefore a narc, Cy is a prat, i suppose oneeye and lopo are pretty cool and nothing is more certain in life than a vote for Siro is a wasted vote. ( You might as well have voted for Ralph Nader.)

Frankly Siro's politicking and lobbing for votes should give us all cause for pause, clearly we have a man of ambition here, ambitious men are dangerous. I have no ambition other than fornication and alcoholism (direct quote from my mother) and i think in this i emerge as the honest broker, the trusted man, the man you can rely on, you the voting public's rock.

Thanks in advance for your vote, your trust and your confidence and for this wonderful award. (What do I get? A trophy? Coke and Hookers? A gift voucher for a free whopper?)
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This is gold.

Can you imagine a world where Rubashov becomes a mod/admin? All hell breaks loose on JF
 
latin jazz said:
Yeah, what happened to PKM?. He was a nice dude. I remember when I joined the forum he made me feel welcome: asked me questions about my country (Peru) and said good things about his stay here. By contrast, Cy pmd "You must be dumb" right after my first post hahaha (I think bc someone beat me posting a thread by 1 or 2 minutes). Damn you Cy ha

BTW, I've always wondered. I travel a lot and it would be cool to meet forum members living overseas. Also, let me know if you happen to be in Lima. I can show you around or even stay at my place.
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My wife and I are going to go to Lima in the next couple years.
 
Siro said:
Worthless poll. I'm not even on it.
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Siro said:
Too late now. Already voted for JazzAvenues, the second best poster on the forum. People just don't understand the intangibles I bring.
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Siro said:
Thank you. I'm excited for the zero votes I'll get. It'll just reaffirm my superiority in my own head.
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Siro said:
Have you ever met JazzAvenues in real life? Do you know for sure he's even REAL? Have you ever played poker with him? Has he ever been a dick to you for apparently no reason?

Vote Siro. Vote for the guy you know for sure is real.
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Siro said:
Heated battle between Siro and JazzAvenues, the two posters everyone agrees are the best.
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Siro, you brown-noser, I voted for you, ya idiot!!
Siro said:
Poor Cy. He's the best overall Jazz poster. People can't handle his raw awesomeness tho.
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Normally I'd agree, and would've voted him till he posted he sides with DWill over Sloan. I'll never forgive Cy for his idiocy.
 
latin jazz said:
This is gold.

Can you imagine a world where Rubashov becomes a mod/admin? All hell breaks loose on JF
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Well let me speak to this, in my life away from being an internet troll i'm actually fairly responsible. i'm a partner in a business that employs about 25 people, in my job im responsible for the safety of hundreds of people and at home i care for my two disabled parents. I know i really could do more for the community but who really has any time for being civic minded?

So as a mod or jazzfanz overlord i think i would be a steady hand at the wheel... Unlike say Siro, who surely is the most horrible human being ever to grace this webpage and would be petty and vindictive to the last.

Just remember it is never too late to change your vote!
 
Rubashov said:
Well let me speak to this, in my life away from being an internet troll i'm actually fairly responsible. i'm a partner in a business that employs about 25 people, in my job im responsible for the safety of hundreds of people and at home i care for my two disabled parents. I know i really could do more for the community but who really has any time for being civic minded?

So as a mod or jazzfanz overlord i think i would be a steady hand at the wheel... Unlike say Siro, who surely is the most horrible human being ever to grace this webpage and would be petty and vindictive to the last.

Just remember it is never too late to change your vote!
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Wait, how do I know I'm talking to 'good citizen' Rubashov instead of 'troll' Rubashov?
 
Thee jazz fan said:
Siro, you brown-noser, I voted for you, ya idiot!!
Normally I'd agree, and would've voted him till he posted he sides with DWill over Sloan. I'll never forgive Cy for his idiocy.
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For the biggest "idiot" on Jazzfanz, I nominate Thee Jazz Fan. And though I would disagree -- despite what others think -- I probably would win the award for "craziest" poster with Maneesh close behind, though I think our lunacy is related more to our quirky sense of humor. And most cantankerous poster would have to be Archie. Most civil poster, Colton, by a wide margin with Fish in second place. Top troller, I nominate Franklin.
 
Rubashov said:
Well let me speak to this, in my life away from being an internet troll i'm actually fairly responsible. i'm a partner in a business that employs about 25 people, in my job im responsible for the safety of hundreds of people and at home i care for my two disabled parents. I know i really could do more for the community but who really has any time for being civic minded?

So as a mod or jazzfanz overlord i think i would be a steady hand at the wheel... Unlike say Siro, who surely is the most horrible human being ever to grace this webpage and would be petty and vindictive to the last.

Just remember it is never too late to change your vote!
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They begged me to be a mod! Begged! I said no.
 
I like and somewhat miss some of the old posters but this board is better than ever. We are living in the Golden age of jazzfanz. We have some great posters on here now and the least amount of trolls.
 
Eenie-Meenie said:
For the biggest "idiot" on Jazzfanz, I nominate Thee Jazz Fan. And though I would disagree -- despite what others think -- I probably would win the award for "craziest" poster with Maneesh close behind, though I think our lunacy is related more to our quirky sense of humor. And most cantankerous poster would have to be Archie. Most civil poster, Colton, by a wide margin with Fish in second place. Top troller, I nominate Franklin.
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Oh, and fish for the annoyingly toooooooooooooooo nice award. As a rule I hate u all, but god damnit fish, I can't bring myself to hate u!!! Stop it!!! My hell you are so flipping nice u make me like myself. It's just weird.


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Eenie-Meenie said:
For the biggest "idiot" on Jazzfanz, I nominate Thee Jazz Fan. And though I would disagree -- despite what others think -- I probably would win the award for "craziest" poster with Maneesh close behind, though I think our lunacy is related more to our quirky sense of humor. And most cantankerous poster would have to be Archie. Most civil poster, Colton, by a wide margin with Fish in second place. Top troller, I nominate Franklin.
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Pot meet kettle... ;)
 
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