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JazzFanz Nite Out 2013

Bwahahaha!

The reality is, while he's a stick that is firmly planted in the mud, it's only because he has to be. In person, Col*on is one of the nicer more regular guys around.

I think Colton knows my routine around here well enough to understand I am only joking. At least, I would hope so. Besides, I'm actually on his side here, since I currently have 10 months sober. I'm not buying beer for you deadbeats, either.

As for the hug thing, that's kinda weird, cuz Colton told me he burned his sweater. After which, he used holy water and concrete to turn the ashes into a brick, which he towed about 90 miles out into the ocean, and sunk it.
 
Since about 50% of the people are likely to be LDS and non-beer drinkers, can you save any money by opting out of the alcohol option? I hate to be cheap*, but I don't really want to subsidize beers consumed by others. Let them buy their own beers separately, if they want them.

Usually it's part of the package.

There's the volley, and the set...




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You had me at hello.

That said, I may have to do a poll to see which attendees even drink before I shell out money on airfare, hotel accommodations, Jazz tix and a night with MLM's mom. If I'm coming, I'm coming hard and high and don't need any sober bitches getting in my way.

If you show up I will gladly drink until I make bad decisions and my wife kindly drags me home, unless she gets drunk as well...
 
PS. Make sure the container has no metal parts or it will cause the detectors to go off when you walk through the doors.

Hmm. That's a good point. I snuck a couple tallboys into a game (stuffed em in my coat sleeves) 2 yrs ago, I think. Was last season the first one with the metal detectors? I can't remember.
 
Geography will prevent me from attending, but I'll pay for Colton's beer.

Typical. Now we just wait for YB's excuse. "Uh, I've got, um, ya -- that's totally the day that I have to fold the laundry, and you know my ol' lady..."
 
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