Jesus May Have Been Married

[Tony]

If Jesus did have a wife, I wonder what his favorite position was?

She probably liked to be on top while Jesus laid on the water.

 

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Jesus and Marry have baby boy who is rightful leader of church. This is start Eastern Orthodox Church in Russia and reason no country ever will invade the Motherland. God protect us always.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

If Jesus did have a wife, I wonder what his favorite position was?

On her knees repenting.

 

[Archie Moses]

Crossing the lines, guys.

 

[franklin]

Crossing the lines, guys.

Except Loggrad's anointed post... He should make a whoop 'em dogma style knockoff video and make millions.

 

[VINYLONE]

Crossing the lines, guys.

How so?


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[MVP]

So I looked at this thread a bit and one question keeps popping - who cares? wife no wife or 5 wives? Why does it matter???? Just kill this stupid thread:/

 

[LogGrad98]

From a mormon standpoint I would think that they would want to confirm he was married. If he wasn't married then it would throw some water on the fire of the necessity of eternal marriage.

 

[Archie Moses]

How so?


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Smh.

This is supposed to be a family friendly site and I find it really bad taste asking offensive and satire questions about Jesus's sex life and it is just bad taste. Regardless if you're religious or not there should be mutual respect when talking about someone other's look at as a god.

Just bad taste and not funny. That's just my two-cents.

 

[Archie Moses]

No response?

Maybe I'm in the minority who thought it wasn't funny. Oh well.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Smh.

This is supposed to be a family friendly site and I find it really bad taste asking offensive and satire questions about Jesus's sex life and it is just bad taste. Regardless if you're religious or not there should be mutual respect when talking about someone other's look at as a god.

Just bad taste and not funny. That's just my two-cents.

I'm with Archie on this.

 

[default]

But was she hot?

 

[Beantown]

So I looked at this thread a bit and one question keeps popping - who cares? wife no wife or 5 wives? Why does it matter???? Just kill this stupid thread:/

Why enter a thread you don't find interesting?

 

[VINYLONE]

No response?

Maybe I'm in the minority who thought it wasn't funny. Oh well.

No response? You think I just sit by the computer waiting to read your responses? Get over yourself.

In regards to your complaint. No, I don't think it's disrespectful or unfunny. If Jesus was indeed married, I would hope that he made sweet love to his wife on a daily basis. Carnal relations is a great show of love and emotion and to say otherwise is ridiculous. Furthermore, I always considered Jesus a pretty affable guy and not someone who takes himself to seriously.

It's not like I posted some sort of blasphemous iconography