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Just got done thinking about the Jimmer vs da Thunder game tomorrow.

I decided that Jimmer will win and continue to shoot over 50% total and 50% from 3.

I don't know who would win between Ditka and Jimmer, but gonna go with Jimmer on dis one.

I also started thinking, that it's good luck to type Jimmer 5 times fast.

JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer

Which got me thinking that I bet 5 times 5 times fast would be even better.

JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer

Yea, Chuck Norris would be proud.

p.s. JIMMER
 
Triangle Man said:
Just got done thinking about the Jimmer vs da Thunder game tomorrow.

I decided that Jimmer will win and continue to shoot over 50% total and 50% from 3.

I don't know who would win between Ditka and Jimmer, but gonna go with Jimmer on dis one.

I also started thinking, that it's good luck to type Jimmer 5 times fast.

JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer

Which got me thinking that I bet 5 times 5 times fast would be even better.

JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer

Yea, Chuck Norris would be proud.

p.s. JIMMER
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Da Bears...
Ditka, Ditka, Ditka, Ditka....
[video]https://screen.yahoo.com/bill-swerskis-super-fans-thanksgiving-000000249.html
 
Has yet to hit a shot this year.

Somehow played 14 minutes tonight and didn't take 1 shot.
 
Triangle Man said:
Just got done thinking about the Jimmer vs da Thunder game tomorrow.

I decided that Jimmer will win and continue to shoot over 50% total and 50% from 3.

I don't know who would win between Ditka and Jimmer, but gonna go with Jimmer on dis one.

I also started thinking, that it's good luck to type Jimmer 5 times fast.

JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer

Which got me thinking that I bet 5 times 5 times fast would be even better.

JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer

Yea, Chuck Norris would be proud.

p.s. JIMMER
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Oooh... Don't get me going on Jimmer again. I have spent the last 12 months in Jimmer Anonymous and SA to overcome my addiction. It took me 6 months to be able to remove all of the Jimmer news clippings that I used as wall paper in my house. I burned the Jimmer pillows and bedspread I made. I think the rhythm of you chanting Jimmer like that in your post is going to make me jump of the wagon again... Oh Man, Oh Man, Oh Man... I'm of to Nawlins to steal another pair of his socks... JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer JimmerJimmerJimmerJimmerJimmer
 
https://www.nba.com/pelicans/news/nba-superlatives-pelicans-guard-jimmer-fredette

NBA Superlatives: Pelicans guard Jimmer Fredette

Although Jimmer Fredette has only been in the NBA for a relatively brief amount of time (three-plus seasons), the 25-year-old has a bit more pro experience than many of his teammates. Born in 1989, Fredette is also older than numerous Pelicans roster members who were born in the 1990s. New Orleans is Fredette’s third NBA team, after playing previously for Sacramento and Chicago. The former first-round pick listed several of the top memories from his NBA career for Pelicans.com:

Most memorable moment in the NBA: “When I scored my career high in points at Madison Square Garden last season (24 points vs. the Knicks). It was in front of my hometown fans, so that was a lot of fun to be able to do that. New York City is about a 2 1/2-hour trip from where I grew up in Glens Falls.”

Most memorable dunk in the NBA: “I haven’t had a dunk in the NBA yet! I dunked in college and high school, but I need to get myself one this season.”

Most embarrassing moment in the NBA: “I had to wear one of those Hello Kitty backpacks to a game when I was rookie. The veterans on the team made me do that and bring candy to the airplane.”

Most surprising thing about the NBA as a rookie: “How much you travel and how hard the schedule is. You play 82 games, and you’re not used to that at all. You’re used to practicing, but the 82-game schedule is something you have to be mentally prepared for every single night, which is very tough.”

Toughest player to face at his position: “Russell Westbrook or Derrick Rose, because they’re so athletic and can shoot the ball. Their athleticism is tough to handle.”

Most underrated player in the NBA: “Paul Millsap of Atlanta. Back when I was in Utah for college, I watched him a lot when he played for the Jazz. He was an All-Star last season, but people don’t really know much about him. He can rebound, score and is a really great player.”

Best uniforms in the NBA (besides the Pelicans’): “I really like the Bulls’ uniforms. My high school colors were red and black, so I always liked them.”

Favorite road arena: “Salt Lake City in Utah, because I have so many great fans out there. They come out and support me. The fan base is awesome.”

Favorite road trip, based on the city: “New York City. It’s my favorite city in the country, not only because I’m from around there, but also there is so much to do. I love the buzz of the city and it has tons of great food spots.”
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Looks like Fish got bored with this thread, so I guess I'll take over until he gets back.

Tonight against SA:

4 points on 2-4 shooting, 0-1 3pt, 1 reb in 10 minutes
 
fgcamel said:
I know people always say how utah isn't a big superstar free agent destination, but from reading that i really think we could get jimmer in here if we are willing to go all out for him when his contract is up next
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I say we throw Hayward money at him and see if he bites.
 
freakazoid said:
I say we throw Hayward money at him and see if he bites.
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If i wasn't so tired i'd photoshop a jimmer version of this

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On second thought, we probably don't even need to throw money at him to see if he bites. We already know.
 
freakazoid said:
On second thought, we probably don't even need to throw money at him to see if he bites. We already know.
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Yes, we know. He won't come. He's holding out for New York, his hometown and favorite city.

Jimmer is smart like a fox, he's playing it cool right now to fool the opposing teams into thinking he can't play defense.
He's almost ready to unleash his inner Jimmer "The Glove" Fredette, and its about time.
In my opinion he overplayed his hand and has not only fooled opposing teams, but has tricked the fans, FO's, his teams and his coaches. It's past time to take the mask off and claim his spot at the MVP and DPOY table.

I think he wanted to stay humble before taking over the league. He knows that if you start to celebrate too early you may drop the ball before you cross the line, and that's not good.
 
Triangle Man said:
Yes, we know. He won't come. He's holding out for New York, his hometown and favorite city.

Jimmer is smart like a fox, he's playing it cool right now to fool the opposing teams into thinking he can't play defense.
He's almost ready to unleash his inner Jimmer "The Glove" Fredette, and its about time.
In my opinion he overplayed his hand and has not only fooled opposing teams, but has tricked the fans, FO's, his teams and his coaches. It's past time to take the mask off and claim his spot at the MVP and DPOY table.

I think he wanted to stay humble before taking over the league. He knows that if you start to celebrate too early you may drop the ball before you cross the line, and that's not good.
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Exactly. The only one who knows of his true identity is Phil Jackson. Think of him as Alfred Pennyworth. Due to the draft rules, the Zen Master knew he had no shot at getting The Jimmer. But now, he'll be able to get him on the cheap as a FA.
 
Triangle Man said:
Yes, we know. He won't come. He's holding out for New York, his hometown and favorite city.

Jimmer is smart like a fox, he's playing it cool right now to fool the opposing teams into thinking he can't play defense.
He's almost ready to unleash his inner Jimmer "The Glove" Fredette, and its about time.
In my opinion he overplayed his hand and has not only fooled opposing teams, but has tricked the fans, FO's, his teams and his coaches. It's past time to take the mask off and claim his spot at the MVP and DPOY table.

I think he wanted to stay humble before taking over the league. He knows that if you start to celebrate too early you may drop the ball before you cross the line, and that's not good.
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I admire your optimism, sir. Pos repped. As for the play that shall not be named, I praise my Lord Jesus Christ every day that I'm alive, that I was unable to catch the first part of the game, and thus mine eyes were spared the greatest offense of dumbassery ever committed in the history of anything. I pray for this young man's spirit, as this wasn't just a game changer, or a season changer, but for him, possibly a life changer. May the good Lord give him strength.
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Even so, I am more than happy with where my team is at right now, as everybody everywhere knows I should be. I'm wearing my shades right now, because the future is so bright!!! So even though The Colossal Dumbassery(still workin' on a name) was very sad and disappointing, you can't bring me down, Charlie Brown!
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*Edit* Just forced myself to finally watch the replay and then Colossal Dumbass interview. I have decided to stop praying for him in favor of making death threats instead. Still walkin' on sunshine, though!
 
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