Game Thread Jul 09, 2024 07:00pm: Thunder Vs Jazz (Summer League)

[str8line]

He looks to be in better shape… it’s a process.

Yup. Bacon, cake, cheese... he's workin on the processed.

 

[Doc Cherno]

Gotta love the uncomplicated offense of the summer league.

 

[framer]

Why is Preston on the team? What exactly do the Jazz see in him?

He's a regular triple double in the G League.

 

[str8line]

Who is number 42?

 

[jazznik]

We trade Lauri, and somehow JC and Sexton and this is our 2nd team.

If the Wizards, Portland and Chicago are watching this game they are becoming very worried. As they should.

 

[str8line]

Gag for Flagg.

 

[David Stern]

If the Wizards, Portland and Chicago are watching this game they are becoming very worried. As they should.

And the price for Lauri is increasing by the minute. Masterclass by DA

 

[jom2003]

He's a regular triple double in the G League.

Great. Another high usage stat chaser is exactly what this team needs.

 

[jazznik]

Gag for Flagg.

Found the account of Flip's ex-girlfriend!

 

[The Midnight]

OCK’s number 24 looks like Ilyasova.

 

[str8line]

Ainge has the look of a man who suddenly realizes he won't live long enough to reach his goals.

 

[The Midnight]

Welp, at least our tanking game is looking strong early this year.

 

[The Midnight]

Ainge has the look of a man who suddenly realizes he won't live long enough to reach his goals.

You should do stand up comedy on weeknights.

 

[The Midnight]

Why isn’t Collier finishing off this game?

 

[jazznik]

We don't need to trade Lauri: all we need is to get rid of Sexton and tell Clarkson to shoot every time he touches the ball. Without competent guards (we already lost Dunn) having Lauri and Collins would not make any difference.

 

[str8line]

Why isn’t Collier finishing off this game?

He was limping earlier, maybe he's gimpy?

 

[NUMBERICA]

I’m still laughing at Brice… claps at the dude then gets a three in the mouf. No idea what he was thinking there.

I don’t know, but I also never figured out why Dillon Jones was always mocked so low. Good on OKC for going and getting someone they believed in way earlier than anyone thought he would go

 

[David Stern]

We don't need to trade Lauri: all we need is to get rid of Sexton and tell Clarkson to shoot every time he touches the ball. Without competent guards (we already lost Dunn) having Lauri and Collins would not make any difference.

I mean our guards basically either did that our committed a live ball turnover all of last season

 

[The Midnight]

He was limping earlier, maybe he's gimpy?

Oh I missed that.

 

[jazznik]

Ainge has the look of a man who suddenly realizes he won't live long enough to reach his goals.

Nah, Ainge is thinking that with this team he would not need to trade away anyone at the trade deadline. He is proudly admiring his stinking masterpiece.