Steve Brown is more embarrassing to the Jazz franchise than that third quarter yesterday. It's not just that he gets stuff wrong. It's as if he's watching a totally different game in a world peopled by cartoons whose motives only he can interpret through his mastery of the English language. That's when he gets into trouble. He gets so proud of his next sentence that he has to commit to its truth before he even realizes what nonsense it contains. It causes him to say wrong stuff, sure, but it also leads to all sorts of unintentionally erotic statements about the players and inappropriate comments about Harpring's wife.
I particulary love it when he scolds the Utah Jazz for not all going for an offensive rebound, then turns to Boone or Harpring for help, and they have to wearily explain to him for like the thousandth time: Steve, not everyone on a team should be under the other team's basket. You gotta keep guys back to defend.
He's a disaster.
Edit (because I was being a little negative): I do agree that Harpring has been good this season. Hopefully the Jazz can find a first-rate play-by-play guy to pair with him.