kris humphries is avail !
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Hantlers
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jimmy eat jazz
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Go to the Gateway on any given day and you're likely to find many of them. My business takes me all over the world, and I guarantee you, there are beautiful women everywhere. Ever been to Ethiopia? Many, many drop dead gorgeous women there, to take just one example. Kardashian is a dime a dozen.
Stifle Tower
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Fixed.
And it's not because of intentional anorexia nervosa.
My point was that Kris is not the power player in that relationship. Personally, I couldn't care less about any of the Kardashians.
Lakers_Slapper
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Hmm how do I respond to this? Im not really sure but let me just start like this......... First I ask myself is this guy who posted this for real? Sencond thing that comes to mind is combining my anger and frustration with a rant. I cant help but ask how old this freaking guy is. Do you remember Kris last year? This guy is going crazy because the best of a bunch of nobodys stepped up and produced almost ok numbers! You put this jack *** on a good team he will suck ***. Just like he did when he played for the Jazz in the past. This reminds me of a short story. A womens damaged scrawny egg is waiting for a sperm to fertalize it. And here comes your thread..... (A weaker and more damaged sperm) . Man fluid meets lady juice and this weak deformed thread was created. Give me a break.
Joe Bagadonuts
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I'm not disagreeing with you that there are beautiful women all over the world, but let's do a little experiment. Go to Google and type "Ethiopian Woman". Take a close look at the first image you see.
YIIIIIIIKES! On second thought, don't try this little experiment. I'm warning you now. Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I need to regain my equilibrium after my experiment gone wrong I'm typing "Kim Kardashian" in to Google and hitting images.
Ohhh, much better. Kim may be shallow and talentless and have a whole bunch of other things wrong with her, but I don't have to put up with any of that because I'm just looking at photos, and they are fine. You honestly believe there are millions of women as attractive as her? You're wearing a seriously twisted pair of beer goggles, Brotha.
jimmy eat jazz
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The difference between you and me is that I've actually spent time in Ethiopia and my knowledge of it is not limited to a highly small, biased sample of internet images. Nor is my experience largely defined by the Wasatch Front and/or the media and American pop culture. There are beautiful women (as well as ugly, fat, unattractive, etc.) everywhere. That's a fact, not opinion. Your argument only really demonstrates you have no frig'n idea of the vast, diverse world around you. You really do need to get out a bit more.
Joe Bagadonuts
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Here's a list of some of the countries I've visited:
Kenya, Tanzania, Indonesia, Hong Kong, Singapore, New Zealand, Tahiti, Belize, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Mexico, Canada, France, England, Belgium, Holland, Switzerland, Germany, Czech Republic, Austria, Switzerland, Italy. I've seen enough to know that Kim Kardashian would stand out as pretty damned attractive, no matter what city you put her in. I've got a feeling that if she walked down the street in Addis Ababa a huge percentage of the men would stop and stare, even if you wouldn't. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and a whole lot of beholders would see that package and say, "Hubba hubba ding ding!!!" If you'd rank several million women ahead of KK that's your prerogative. Your post struck me as funny so I couldn't resist pulling your leg.
jimmy eat jazz
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Yeah, beauty it is in the eye of the beholder. KK, meh, I only really find her marginally attractive. I don't get the salivating over her.KK would stand out in Ethiopia only cause of her skin color. In any European country she'd be one of many attractive women and would get no more or no less looks than them.
Personally, my favorite are Japanese women--as you say, 'hubba hubba ding ding.' But if you want to salivate over the rump steak when there's lots of fillet mignon out there, that's your prerogative.
You know who's hot, the chick from JAG! Plus I've always thought Meg Ryan is gorgeous. Maybe that's showing my age. Oh, and in case she's reading, my wife's pretty hot too. Love ya honey
Lakers_Slapper
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How did this topic ever become a topic of, "who has visited more countries?" Good lord.
Darkwing Duck
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I was going to mention something about being off topic, but then I remembered what this topic was about, and thus didn't say anything.
Simma, simma down nah, Mr. 50. Let me introduce you to the OP Troll, GSAT. We ignore GSAT around here and take the threads to an interesting place, which Jimmy Eat Jazz and Bagadoughnuts have succeeded in doing.
I offer you a free gaydar calibration, sir.
Sorry to interrupt your masturbating to your self-perceived superiority, but my work sends me places too and you are out of your mind. Greetings from Copenhagen.
Well stated. Repped accordingly.
jimmy eat jazz
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Yep, been there too. Walk down streets of Copenhagen on any given day and you'll see many women at least as or more attractive than KK.
It's not self perceived, it's obvious that I'm superior to any moron who really, truly believes that the world can't offer many, many women as or more attractive than KK. Honestly, anyone who actually believes that silly nonsense really does need to get out more, or practice a smidgen of perception when he is out and about. It's sadly kind of pathetic that your horizons are so limited.