kris humphries is avail !

[jimmy eat jazz]

Meg Ryan is better looking than Kim Kardashian? Holy ****ing up in the night.

Yes indeed, not backing down from that one. (Granted she has aged a bit, but aged well.)

God you guys really need to expand your horizons beyond current American celebrity pop culture.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Sorry to interrupt your masturbating to your self-perceived superiority, but my work sends me places too and you are out of your mind. Greetings from Copenhagen.

p.s. It'll help things if you don't confuse what's happening here to what you do every night watching reruns of the Facts of Life on the internet.

 

[default]

#1 Kris is a solid role player for the right price but not a top need for this team
#2 Kim is an entitled and whiny, but she is very attractive (like Kourtney and unlike Kloe)
#3 Meg Ryan is not even average and hasn't been for a decade. She used to be decent, but not great, but bad plastic surgery has been unkind to her.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I'm feeling very for Chris Humphries. I hear she's a lousy conversationalist. All she wants to do is wrestle.

 

[franklin]

Yes indeed, not backing down from that one. (Granted she has aged a bit, but aged well.)

God you guys really need to expand your horizons beyond current American celebrity pop culture.

Because Meg Ryan isn't part of the American celebrity pop culture?
Because a hot *** in America is not and cannot be? Your reasoning is the only thing more absurd than your assumptions of others.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Well I touched a ****ing nerve now, didn't I?

Your smugness is only overshadowed by your woeful insecurity.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

I'm feeling very for Chris Humphries. I hear she's a lousy conversationalist. All she wants to do is wrestle.

Yes indeed, not backing down from that one. (Granted she has aged a bit, but aged well.)

God you guys really need to expand your horizons beyond current American celebrity pop culture.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

I'm feeling very for Chris Humphries. I hear she's a lousy conversationalist. All she wants to do is wrestle.

Claiming this woman is not universally attractive and merely a product of U.S. pop culture, all while proudly basing it on your inflated self-notions of your extensive cultural experience sounds very pathetic jimmy eat jazz.

There is, however, one thing for certain: you are looking a douche bag in all countries, not just the pop-culture centered US.

 

[Bronco70]

Walk down streets of Copenhagen on any given day and you'll see many women at least as or more attractive than KK.

I agree 100%. On a daily basis I see dozens of women more attractive than Kosta Koufos.

 

[Favors Flave]

Still waiting on a list. And I still can't believe you don't think Kim is hot.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I agree 100%. On a daily basis I see dozens of women more attractive than Kosta Koufos.

Who is hotter, Kosta Koufos or Meg Ryan?

 

[Bronco70]

Who is hotter, Kosta Koufos or Meg Ryan?

Depends on the Meg.

 

[Forever Jazz]

There ain't no way Humphries gets laid by Kim in Utah

 

[franklin]

Depends on the Meg.

Grandma boobs vs. Grandma hair. Poll please.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Well I touched a ****ing nerve now, didn't I?

Your smugness is only overshadowed by your woeful insecurity.

Um, no.

Woeful insecurity, Riiight. Nice try Sigmund.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...W8QP97PDyAQ&page=1&ndsp=43&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0

To this?

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...i8QOB1YjzAQ&page=1&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0

(Apologies if links don't work)

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Claiming this woman is not universally attractive and merely a product of U.S. pop culture, all while proudly basing it on your inflated self-notions of your extensive cultural experience sounds very pathetic jimmy eat jazz.

I do not think she's universally attractive. I think she's ok, but not great. I find this insistence that one must find her some incredibly beautiful sex goddess to be bizarre as if there's even some universal standard of beauty that all sane and reasonable people must agree on. It fails to account for the incredible diversity of taste and preference in the world, not to mention the incredible diversity of what constitutes beauty. It's akin to someone from, say, Oregon arguing that the Cascade Mountains are the most beautiful scenery in the world and anyone who doesn't agree they're the most beautiful must be some arrogant, insecure, douche bag. Your arguments are just plain . . . what's the word? . . . oh yeah, stupid.

 

[franklin]

Keep calling people stupid. It's really helping your cause.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Keep calling people stupid. It's really helping your cause.

And calling me a self masturbatory, insecure, douche bag, etc. helps the other cause?? C'mon, no good guys or villans here. Both sides trying in good fun to win what passes as debate on internet discussion boards. No different except for content on what happens on numerous threads on this board. Name calling and jousting is par for the course here. Done for diversion and to pass time; people who take it seriously are fools. Don't get you knickers in a twist over it.


In that light, here’s a basic summary of our discussion so far.

You (not YOU but summarizing): The Cascades Mountain range is the most beautiful scenic wonder in the world.

Me: I think the Cascades are ok, but there are lots of other natural scenic wonders that I think are as or more beautiful.

You: You are stupid, everyone knows the Cascades are the most beautiful scenic wonder in the world.

Me: I do not agree. I’ve been in many other parts of the world, and in my experience I can tell you that there are many, many other scenic wonders that I think are as beautiful or more beautiful than the Cascades. I’ve seen many other scenic wonders in lots of other areas outside the Cascades such that I have sufficient context to reach this conclusion. Personally, for example, I prefer Bryce Canyon or the Adirondacks.

You: You are an arrogant masturbatory douche bag who is obviously insecure trying to show off all the places you’ve been and all. I’m outraged at this horrible, terrible effrontery. I’m now going to make fun of you for daring to suggest that anyone might consider Bryce Canyon and the Adirondacks are anywhere near as beautiful as the Cascades. (Thus follows infantile, amateurish derision, naner, naner, naner.)

Me: I think it’s pretty self-evident for anyone who’s been outside the Cascades that there are lots and lots of other scenic wonders in the world that might be considered as beautiful or more beautiful than the Cascades. There’s a wide diversity of preferences and opinions about what constitutes beautiful when it comes to scenic wonders, and it’s not clear that the Cascades are THE most beautiful. (Throw in gratuitous insult.)

You: You are a big douche bag for not agreeing that there is a universal standard of beauty when it comes to scenic wonders and further for not agreeing that the Cascades set the standard, even going as far as to say you’ve actually seen scenic wonders outside the cascade range to make the point. Oh I am so wounded. How dare you??? (You say with righteous indignation.) It’s inconceivable that anyone could even suggest that. You are a jerk.

Me: I give up, one cannot reason with irrationality.

 

[franklin]

I like you.

It's more like

Them: Kardashian would come too

You: Flippin' ****in' fart. I can't stand that whore bitch and it drives me nuts that everyone else drools over her.

Them: I think she's pretty hot in a google search, not so much the Ethiopian taint available.

You: You haven't traveled like I have

Them: Yes huh, and you just got served

You: She's not hot. Not. Not. Not. You don't have to think she's hot. Not hot. I have taste, bitches, and you don't.

Them: My, my, you are worked up here. Kim is hot.

You: Shut up, stupid.

Me: Keep it up. I like this thread.

You: I see the world from the pyramids on Mars and this is how it looks, you irrational, unreasonable little pricks. I give up. By the way, we're just having fun here.