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Lakers @ Jazz Fri. 4/1 8:30 PM MT ESPN

Who wins this one?


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  • Poll closed .
He'll be on a tractor. He's going to drive through your house and knock it over. Poker game canceled.

Then, as you're laying on the ground of your shattered house, Sloan hops down from his tractor, snatches your fan card AND your pair of 4's out of your hand, throws them at your dog, then proceeds to squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on your chest as he calls you every name in the book.....and you'll take it like a little bitch too, Gameface.
 
Then, as you're laying on the ground of your shattered house, Sloan hops down from his tractor, snatches your fan card AND your pair of 4's out of your hand, throws them at your dog, then proceeds to squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on your chest as he calls you every name in the book.....and you'll take it like a little bitch too, Gameface.

Ouch
 
I changed the name of my fantasy team from "Jazz" to "Panzzers" at least a month ago.
Psshh what are you some elitist Nazi using a German tank, should have been patriotic and used "Abrams" or even better went with "Leclerc" (which is French) because well French stereotypes are funny.
 
Is this sarcastic? Lakers kicking butt lately. Hope we dont lose by 50.

The Lakers might have won 16 of their last 17, but they easily could have lost 16 of their last 17. They're in total disarray. Mavs were just trying to give them a phony psychological advantage for round 2. Worked beautifully.
 
The Lakers might have won 16 of their last 17, but they easily could have lost 16 of their last 17. They're in total disarray. Mavs were just trying to give them a phony psychological advantage for round 2. Worked beautifully.

True, Lakers will be lucky to not get swept in round 1. They stink.
 
LOL Jazz starters tonight. Watson, CJ, Millsap, AJ, Fes

Actually like this lineup against the Lakers. Gives us a lot more size to start off. Besides dont want Hayward picking up two fouls in the first two minutes against Kobe. Hope Fes is ready. He has not played that much lately. Great opportunity for him to show he is a NBA player.
 
Getting up at 4am to watch this game before a 10 hour drive to Denmark to get married.

Will the Jazz game be signs of things to come in my marriage?
 
I agree with everything you said, except I would like to see Favors instead of Fes. Just want to see Favors against Pau.
 
Well, just the fact Sap is starting at the 3 and going against Artest gives me all I need to watch. That might be the most interesting player matchup I've seen this season. Like Fes getting the start, too. It's the little things that get you through these trying times.
 
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