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Let's Bring Melo to Utah

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PointGod_AlecBurks said:
the Utah Jazz selects Joel Embiid 2nd overall, Bogdan Bogdanovic 35th

Trade Trey Burke, Enes Kanter and GSW pick for Kyrie Irving

Sign Carmelo, Re-sign Hayward, pick up the options on Garrett and Thomas, add Richard Jefferson for the vet min

Irving, Garrett
Hayward, Burks
Carmelo, Jefferson
Favors, Evans
Embiid, Gobert

add a few bench guys and this team is ready for a playoff push next year
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Shoot...not just a playoff push, that looks like a contender!
 
Obviously, Melo won't consider Utah. This is where JazzFanz plays a role, to show him there's no better place to be. Send him cookies in the mail, talk about how awesome Jim Boehim is, setup tattoo parlors in SLC, etc. This thread is not to determine whether or not signing him would be good, there's no debate about that. Adding the greatest player of all-time would certainly help the team.
 
I'd stay far away from Crymelo Anthony, period. What makes you guys think he'd consider utah? Do you guys remember the time when he was with denver, he hated the jazz? No thanks. I'd rather have Wiggins or Parker than that crying-whining man baby.
 
carolinajazz said:
The Jazz need Melo like they need another hole in there heads! He's a self-centered, prim a-dona, ball hogging loser who doesn't like defense and has never seen a shot he didn't like! There's not a inch of his body that doesn't have a jailhouse tat on it.....and he needs to pull up them pants.....nobody wants to see his butt or underwear!
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sounds like my 95 year old grandpa
 
There are some players I want no where near wearing a Jazz jersey. Melo is one of them. No way, no how.
 
This depends on what his +/- is on the right elbow when the cumulonimbus clouds are aligned with the moon on the second Tuesday in January. Other than that, I say no.
 
LazyD said:
We all know it's Dennis Lindsey's master plan.

Let's make it happen.

He's hungry.

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Happy Easter berkkkobe
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Lol!

Kinda waitin for him to show up and request his ban.
 
Show him some love, folks. Let's make it happen!

We will not go quietly into the night!
 
PointGod_AlecBurks said:
the Utah Jazz selects Joel Embiid 2nd overall, Bogdan Bogdanovic 35th

Trade Trey Burke, Enes Kanter and GSW pick for Kyrie Irving

Sign Carmelo, Re-sign Hayward, pick up the options on Garrett and Thomas, add Richard Jefferson for the vet min

Irving, Garrett
Hayward, Burks
Carmelo, Jefferson
Favors, Evans
Embiid, Gobert

add a few bench guys and this team is ready for a playoff push next year
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Well played. Outlandish, but well played.
 
If you can get Carmello to come to Utah, you do it. Why?

You will make the playoffs every year.

IF you can get Carmello to love his time here and still be a star, you can get rid of some of the bad stigma here, which opens you up to more players down the road.
 
Well, I've got 99 out of 100 already in place, so what the Hell. If ****ello EVER puts on a Jazz uniform, it will be the final nail in my Jazz Fan coffin.
 
Gonna be sad watching the winners of the Melo sweepstakes win the finals next year.
 
LazyD said:
Obviously, Melo won't consider Utah. This is where JazzFanz plays a role, to show him there's no better place to be. Send him cookies in the mail, talk about how awesome Jim Boehim is, setup tattoo parlors in SLC, etc. This thread is not to determine whether or not signing him would be good, there's no debate about that. Adding the greatest player of all-time would certainly help the team.
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Greatest player of all-time...........oh please!
 
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