and the older you get, the more you talk the same way they did. . . .
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and the older you get, the more you talk the same way they did. . . .
A little-known fact of JazzFanz Forum. . . . for only 2100 contributions you can move from page 22 all the way to page 2 in the posting ranks.. . . .. but it takes more than that to clear page two alone and make it to page one. A daunting task, but the road beckons. . . . .
Trout is proud when #2 is huge.
I don't really love that, but I do it.
The girl that made my sandwich just old me it was her Friday. I told her she owed me for rubbing it in. I guess they way I said it made her blush really bad and look down while trying not to smile.
I have incoming photos attached to texts blocked on my phone from Trout.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
It's a montage, taken from various parts in the movie. If you haven't seen "Airplane," rent it; it's one of the funniest movies EVER!
Hard to choose my favorite part, as there are so many great ones...perhaps the one where Robert Hays is teaching basketball to the "natives." Kareem even has a part as the co-pilot. The movie is from 1980, but it's a must see!
There are some serious drinking problems in that movie.
tru dat.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Like the NBA, there are only a few true contenders. To displace one of us takes serious commitment. I recommend quitting your job and moving back in with your parents so you can post full-time.
how'd I get past the eighties and miss that????
oh, I remember. I was doing research on proteins and buying real estate. . . .
unfortunately, no long an option. My parents are in forgotten and undisturbed graves I couldn't even find if I went looking. . . .
I work for myself, and my wife. . . . . which reminds me I have some chores to do.
but I will prevail, if only because I know how to allocate resources effectively. . . . .
and maybe I will sneakily delegate some of my "work" to my "employees" or something. . . ..
I will have to research the methods of PKM. I'm sure there is a way to increase my earnings and my rank in here.
TOP 5
Least likely causes of death, to JazzFanz posters:
5. Exhaustion brought on by relentless thread browsing trying to find a PKM post.
4. Being squeezed to death, accidentally caught in the middle of a Colton/Cyrone Torbin hug.
3. Snapped neck due to vigorous head nodding in agreement with a DutchJazzer post.
2. Trampled by stampeding fans, rushing to get Marvin William's autograph.
1. Heart failure attributed to over excitement during the Utah Jazz championship parade.
Feel free to contribute your own.
Least likely causes of death, to JazzFanz posters:
5. Exhaustion brought on by relentless thread browsing trying to find a PKM post.
4. Being squeezed to death, accidentally caught in the middle of a Colton/Cyrone Torbin hug.
3. Snapped neck due to vigorous head nodding in agreement with a DutchJazzer post.
2. Trampled by stampeding fans, rushing to get Marvin William's autograph.
1. Heart failure attributed to over excitement during the Utah Jazz championship parade.
Feel free to contribute your own.
and yah gotta remember, though I'm the oldest contributor in here, I consider it feasible to outlive anyone who drinks, has a hankering for beautiful babes, or even food beyond what is just good fun. My vice is a simple OCD as harmless as typing on an electronic board. While little is known about how this will affect lognevity, I will also get up and so do some real cardio work on a regular basis, and eat some relatively natural food.. . . like grapes from the vine, apples from the tree, and hamburger made from my own grass-fed cows. . . .
I've got some time to outlast the merely distracted and bored of the youthful generation. . . .
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Blunt force trauma caused by a hard foul from Big Al.
Those are good. I would rep if I could.
This post alone makes this entire thread not just worthwhile, but maybe even the best ever.
Wit.
And then the least likely truths learned at:
Judgement day
- we find out there was not a single alt.
- GVC, OneBrow, Nate, PKM, NAOS, and SirKicky were kidding around and are Mormons.
- jazzman12, Ugli, Bronco, and Whittingham were actually BYU fans.
- there was actually no "quest for perfection" that one year.
- All of Kentuky's championships are all legit with absolutely no cheating or breaking rules.
- we find out CJ Miles actually would have had a huge break out year if he stayed one more year.
- Karl Malone can actually speak perfect English.
- The truth comes out that the young players actually develop better after a few years on the bench.
- It becomes official that Corbin is actually the best coach in the NBA.
- franklin has never tasted a drop of alcohol in his life.
- vizzini did not actually come from a long line of starting wars, because none of them actually succeeded.
- every post on Jazzfanz adds a day to your life.