Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Yahtzee!
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ITs a little bright though, the sun is creating a glare on my computer screen.
Stifle Tower
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Or a good evening already for Baghdad Bob.
Stifle Tower
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And they're already working on the toys of tomorrow in Shanghai!
It's been a slow day in here. Don't expect me to pick up the pace though.
This thread needs babe.
babe is busy, can't you leave him alone for one minute? Sheesh
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Hi.
Hi.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Spending all my nights
All my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes
I'm right back where I started again
Trying to forget you is just a waste of time
Babe come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Babe come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
All my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes
I'm right back where I started again
Trying to forget you is just a waste of time
Babe come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Babe come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him with the women just around midnight
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him with the women just around midnight
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight
Babe, where are you?
Larry H. Miller (1944–2009) was an American evolutionary basketballogist who wrote 630 articles and created the Miller Metric in his native Utahn language. Not many people have heard of him today, because he had a major problem with Darwiniacs, and to get around this he proposed a new basketball theory, which challenged the evolutionary orthodoxy of his contemporary team owners.
The problem
In an extraordinary book, The New Evolution: Basketboogenesis, Miller showed that there was no evidence that any major ball club from any of the North American sports had evolved from or into any other type. Each team won their championships on their own model, and not a single one had copied the success of those before it. He wrote, ‘When we examine a series of fossil championships of any age we may pick out one and say with confidence “This is Bird”—or a Belichick, or a Giants, or an Popovich, or any other type of ball club as the case may be.’ This is because all these fossils look so much like their living counterparts today. Bird-Pierce, Montana-Young... He pointed out that none of today’s definitions of the major groups of ball clubs needs to be altered to include the fossils, and he said, ‘t naturally follows that throughout the fossil record these major groups have remained essentially unchanged … the interrelationships between them likewise have remained unchanged.’
He even said, ‘Thus so far as concerns the major groups of clubs, the creationists seem to have the better of the argument. There is not the slightest evidence that any one of the major groups arose from any other.’ Therefore, the only logical conclusion from this body of work is to remain consistently Jazz basketball and never waver the course...never fire a coach...never remove ourselves from low post dominant offenses. We cannot evolve into any of the other championship models. This is and forever will remain true.
The problem
In an extraordinary book, The New Evolution: Basketboogenesis, Miller showed that there was no evidence that any major ball club from any of the North American sports had evolved from or into any other type. Each team won their championships on their own model, and not a single one had copied the success of those before it. He wrote, ‘When we examine a series of fossil championships of any age we may pick out one and say with confidence “This is Bird”—or a Belichick, or a Giants, or an Popovich, or any other type of ball club as the case may be.’ This is because all these fossils look so much like their living counterparts today. Bird-Pierce, Montana-Young... He pointed out that none of today’s definitions of the major groups of ball clubs needs to be altered to include the fossils, and he said, ‘t naturally follows that throughout the fossil record these major groups have remained essentially unchanged … the interrelationships between them likewise have remained unchanged.’
He even said, ‘Thus so far as concerns the major groups of clubs, the creationists seem to have the better of the argument. There is not the slightest evidence that any one of the major groups arose from any other.’ Therefore, the only logical conclusion from this body of work is to remain consistently Jazz basketball and never waver the course...never fire a coach...never remove ourselves from low post dominant offenses. We cannot evolve into any of the other championship models. This is and forever will remain true.
You mean like a midget fatty?
I was being nice.. trying to act like a civilized northerner.
Most northerners are fake, yes.