Longest Thread Ever

[Stoked]

Whose name is Link. He always rescues Princess Zelda.

UGLI are you really going to believe Biffmare?

 

[UGLI baby]

Whose name is Link. He always rescues Princess Zelda.

I have no idea whose name is link.

I've only played the game like twice and only remember the main guy Zelda tbh

 

[babe]

This is my 160th post of the day. WTF is wrong with me? That's nowhere near enough.

er. . . . just joking I 'spose, but you deserve all the rep I can give.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to nightmare3983 again.

well, I guess someone thinks I've given "way to much", so maybe another day. . . .

 

[babe]

I'm out.

see ya 'round.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm in.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Whose name is Link. He always rescues Princess Zelda.

I have no idea whose name is link.

I've only played the game like twice and only remember the main guy Zelda tbh

Ugli is soooo good that not only does he biff the link, he biff's the zelda?

I'm cornfused.

 

[nightmare3983]

I'm in if you're down to get down tonight.

 

[babe]

Ugli is soooo good that not only does he biff the link, he biff's the zelda?

I'm cornfused.

I know nothing about either.

 

[nightmare3983]

Ugli is soooo good that not only does he biff the link, he biff's the zelda?

I'm cornfused.

I know. And yet I get referred to as biffmare.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I know. And yet I get referred to as biffmare.

What do you think, Ugbiff, or Biffgli?

 

[Dr. Jones]

What do you think, Ugbiff, or Biffgli?

UGLI's bad enough.. but how about Biffi baby.

 

[babe]

"We"

This came up in another thread where One Brow was asserting the political idealism that our society is fully moldable to rational argument, to the extent that " tiles will no longer look good" if everyone has solar panels on their roofs.

I used to be susceptible to such statist programming myself, and was on the edge of completely losing my selfhood whenever someone advanced some reasonable-sounding ideal of how we should all just be. What I credit as saving my soul was a book by Eugene Zemyatin, called "We".

Evgenii Zamiatin's seminal antiutopian satire "We" (written 1920-1) is one of the most celebrated works of twentieth century Russian literature. Set one thousand years in the future, it is a witty yet terrifying picture of a future society in which reason is all-conquering and mankind has been enslaved by a dictator called 'the benefactor'.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/606616.Zamiatin_s_We_Critical_Studies_in_Russian_Literature_

 

[babe]

I know. And yet I get referred to as biffmare.

you've got to ridicule this Biff nonsense somehow. Turn it back on SpazzBiff the first time he makes a mistake. . . .

 

[babe]

What do you think, Ugbiff, or Biffgli?

I thought I copyrighted the Biff mutations yesterday. No fair using it on anyone but me.

 

[babe]

UGLI's bad enough.. but how about Biffi baby.

I own the whole Biffbabe universe. I want it, it'll make me famous.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I own the whole Biffbabe universe. I want it, it'll make me famous.

Oh, I thought you owned all Biffys.....that's totally different.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

you've got to ridicule this Biff nonsense somehow. Turn it back on SpazzBiff the first time he makes a mistake. . . .

Hey, hey, hey. If I'm getting credit for calling him biffmare, then I should have called him that at least once.

Oh, and SpazzBiff just sounds off.... we have to come up with something better.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

This came up in another thread where One Brow was asserting the political idealism that our society is fully moldable to rational argument, to the extent that " tiles will no longer look good" if everyone has solar panels on their roofs.

I used to be susceptible to such statist programming myself, and was on the edge of completely losing my selfhood whenever someone advanced some reasonable-sounding ideal of how we should all just be. What I credit as saving my soul was a book by Eugene Zemyatin, called "We".



https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/606616.Zamiatin_s_We_Critical_Studies_in_Russian_Literature_

Lets use this on One Brow. Lets biffinate every posters name.

Coltbiff
Jasbiff
One Biff
PKbiff
Ugli Biffy
biffmare
orangebiffy
franklinbiff
babiff
hotbiff
New Anonymity Old Biff
Marty McBiff
Bifftown16
biffman12
...

You get the point.

Once everyone is Super.... then no one is!

 

[Dr. Jones]

I am trademarking/patenting the biffometer.

 

[babe]

I own the whole Biffbabe universe. I want it, it'll make me famous.

PKM can have the Biffometer, I just want the publicity.