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Holy shizz balls if HH is posting over in jazzhacks I'm heading over there.

HH if you're reading this I love you bro

You can only go there if you are banned.... so just PM Colton and cut and paste this into the PM box.

"I respectfully request you shut down my account as I am going over to JazzHacks full time to spend time with my very bestest of innerwebs friends, HH.

Thank you,

Ugli Baby"


You are welcome.
 
You can only go there if you are banned.... so just PM Colton and cut and paste this into the PM box.

"I respectfully request you shut down my account as I am going over to JazzHacks full time to spend time with my very bestest of innerwebs friends, HH.

Thank you,

Ugli Baby"


You are welcome.

This isn't a date site, folks. And no hissy fits of jealousy, Spazz. You're both welcome here, or there.
 
That's not right, spazz..

It's bad enough losing contributors to this thread as it is. HH was a key member of my team. Cyrone was too.

I've lost two players since I started this thread, both vets. You got any suggestions for new talent, PKM???? Maybe a Kanter type of player????

but it's true that even current members of JFC are allowed on JH. Even Moe goes there sometimes. It got kinda quiet when One Brow told Ain't that it was useless to continue talking about clocks and observers of clocks, but it looks like it might pick up some again. . . .
 
So, folks, in the past few days, my journey to Significance In Netland has taken me past many flat-footed and even some slow-posters whose years of endurance in here have not distracted them from wives, kids, jobs, or the great outdoors. It was a pretty steep climb to get past one one hundred post gap, and here I am, facing a 250 post cliff.

A journey of twohundredfifty steps begins with the next step. . . .

ah, but there's some shade here, and a little rocky creek with those peaceful running water sounds. .. .. I'll start my journey in a few days.
 
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It's bad enough losing contributors to this thread as it is. HH was a key member of my team. Cyrone was too.

I've lost two players since I started this thread, both vets. You got any suggestions for new talent, PKM???? Maybe a Kanter type of player????

but it's true that even current members of JFC are allowed on JH. Even Moe goes there sometimes. It got kinda quiet when One Brow told Ain't that it was useless to continue talking about clocks and observers of clocks, but it looks like it might pick up some again. . . .


don't cry for me Argentina?
 
Speaking of beavers...

There are 2 species of beavers in the world; the North American Beaver (Castor canadensis) and the Eurasian Beaver (Castor fiber). An adult beaver is about 3 feet long and generally weighs between 30 and 70 lbs. Adult females are larger than adult males of the same age. Beavers have poor eyesight, but strong senses of smell and hearing. Their teeth continue to grow throughout their lifetime.

Beavers are monogamous (and probably misogynist)

Prior to european immigration, there were over 60 million beavers in North America. Europeans are, apparently, strongly anti-beavite.
 
don't cry for me Argentina?

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Speaking of beavers...

There are 2 species of beavers in the world; the North American Beaver (Castor canadensis) and the Eurasian Beaver (Castor fiber). An adult beaver is about 3 feet long and generally weighs between 30 and 70 lbs. Adult females are larger than adult males of the same age. Beavers have poor eyesight, but strong senses of smell and hearing. Their teeth continue to grow throughout their lifetime.

Beavers are monogamous (and probably misogynist)

Prior to european immigration, there were over 60 million beavers in North America. Europeans are, apparently, strongly anti-beavite.

we need more beavers. I tried to get some re-introduced to "my" wilderness. . . . along with the Bonneville Trout the Forest Service was re-introducing. . . . Flash Floods scour the streambed to the bare rock every five or six decades, and fish need some nice little pools like the ones the Beavers build.
 
don't cry for me Argentina?

I don't have mega-fantasies like having a whole country care about just me. I just want the Jazz to play their best talent sometime, before the chance to get to the playoffs is all gone, even in my dreams. And a few more people having fun in here.
 
Wow, you people are so sensitive.

Ugli Dude knows I was messing with him... and he's laughing all the way to JazzHacks.

Take a chill pill.

replying rapidly to any post works best for me. Less time, more fun. If I get started thinking I end up just getting "experience".
 
Here's a bit, frayed by my memory a bit, from Ambrose Bierce:

To one who is lost in the night and fog,
Mired neck-deep in an unwholesome bog,
Experience, like the rising of the dawn
Reveals the path he should not have gone.

It's the booby prize of life,

For the boobs who "cry for Argentina" or whatever,

instead of thinking first and doing the right thing. . . .
 
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