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[babe]

Calling all parents....

If we bought the cat, dog, fish and rats for my daughter's enjoyment, how come I, as the father, am always the one stuck with cleaning the cage, bowl, litter box and backyard?

because that's what dads do.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Well, I'm off to do a $%^& load of work...literally!

 

[Stifle Tower]

^^^^
Mods, please don't give me an infraction for circumventing the profanity filter. The word starts with an "s" and that is exactly what I'm cleaning up!

 

[Stifle Tower]

 

[Stifle Tower]

^^^
Troutbum...
this poop's for you!

 

[Stifle Tower]

8

 

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[Stifle Tower]

And there you go, 7 of 9 posts were made by me.
A cheap excuse to post this pic.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Can I be assimilated....please?

 

[Stifle Tower]

I promise to offer no resistance as that would be futile...well, unless she wants me to.

 

[nightmare3983]

Calling all parents....

If we bought the cat, dog, fish and rats for my daughter's enjoyment, how come I, as the father, am always the one stuck with cleaning the cage, bowl, litter box and backyard?

Because those are the non-enjoyable aspects of pet ownership and it would be detrimental to your daughter's joy to make her do those things.

 

[moevillini]

And there you go, 7 of 9 posts were made by me.
A cheap excuse to post this pic.

I don't think she poops. I think it oozes out of her eyes and she smears it around.

 

[nightmare3983]

I don't think she poops. I think it oozes out of her eyes and she smears it around.

I'm not liking that mental imagery!

 

[babe]

Calling all parents....

If we bought the cat, dog, fish and rats for my daughter's enjoyment, how come I, as the father, am always the one stuck with cleaning the cage, bowl, litter box and backyard?

well, I started to reply to this once before, but business came up and I had to skidaddle.

The fundamental question here, my friend, is how you want to condition the women in your life. If you really want them to take care of themselves, you run a risk that they will just be fine without you. I say make it a crusade to officiously profess to be the only one in the family who can take out the trash, clean the yard, and care for small animals and such. Be one of life's essentials, and you'll have a corner on their interest.

 

[babe]

Well, I'm off to do a $%^& load of work...literally!

and so was I at the time. Wife is now safely occupied elsewhere for a while though. Run babe run.

 

[babe]

Well, I'm off to do a $%^& load of work...literally!

"boat" load of work works for me. whatever is in that boat.

 

[babe]

birds poop too. . . . from overhead, unannounced. . . .

your place in the family is secure when you're the pooper scooper.

 

[babe]

^^^
Troutbum...
this poop's for you!

what eight more weeks before Troutbum gets online here again?

 

[babe]

I don't think she poops. I think it oozes out of her eyes and she smears it around.

I'm sure she poops, whatever oozes out elsewhere. Is this backache envy, or what?

 

[babe]

I'm not liking that mental imagery!

well, take a look at the crud around that one eye. . . . justified suspicion to say the least. . .. .