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    Votes: 17 37.0%

  • Married

    Votes: 26 56.5%

  • Divorced

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • Widow

    Votes: 1 2.2%

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  • Total voters
    46
Married just shy of six years. Two kids. Living the dream!
 
Beantown said:
and sometime's the nightmare...
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Ha ha, I love my daughter but I just want to watch the damn Indiana Michigan game in peace, not wipe her nose, then wipe her butt, then get her a drink, then find her barbie, then tell her to stop pulling on the cats tail, then clean up her spilled water, then have her trying to sit on my shoulders, then get her some cookies, then find her other barbie, then find her princess crown, then change her into a princess dress, then change dress because she wants another one, then wipe her nose again, then clean up smashed cookie, then have her want to play on the computer, then have her want another cookie, then clean up another smashed cookie ....... on and on and on. But I still love her more than anything, but I still want to watch this game in peace.
 
Hartsock said:
Ha ha, I love my daughter but I just want to watch the damn Indiana Michigan game in peace, not wipe her nose, then wipe her butt, then get her a drink, then find her barbie, then tell her to stop pulling on the cats tail, then clean up her spilled water, then have her trying to sit on my shoulders, then get her some cookies, then find her other barbie, then find her princess crown, then change her into a princess dress, then change dress because she wants another one, then wipe her nose again, then clean up smashed cookie, then have her want to play on the computer, then have her want another cookie, then clean up another smashed cookie ....... on and on and on. But I still love her more than anything, but I still want to watch this game in peace.
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thats what the wiff is for.
 
Hartsock said:
Ha ha, I love my daughter but I just want to watch the damn Indiana Michigan game in peace, not wipe her nose, then wipe her butt, then get her a drink, then find her barbie, then tell her to stop pulling on the cats tail, then clean up her spilled water, then have her trying to sit on my shoulders, then get her some cookies, then find her other barbie, then find her princess crown, then change her into a princess dress, then change dress because she wants another one, then wipe her nose again, then clean up smashed cookie, then have her want to play on the computer, then have her want another cookie, then clean up another smashed cookie ....... on and on and on. But I still love her more than anything, but I still want to watch this game in peace.
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But that can also be used to your advantage. Just last night it got me out of the majority of a wedding. My one year old has a cold, so I got to leave early to take his ornery butt home. All I had to do was dope him up with NyQuil and put him to bed. Then I had a free night to myself.
 
not too major. . . . you'll survive all this. . . ..

and think you had it good in the old times, when the teenagers transformation has happened. . . .
 
Hartsock said:
Ha ha, I love my daughter but I just want to watch the damn Indiana Michigan game in peace, not wipe her nose, then wipe her butt, then get her a drink, then find her barbie, then tell her to stop pulling on the cats tail, then clean up her spilled water, then have her trying to sit on my shoulders, then get her some cookies, then find her other barbie, then find her princess crown, then change her into a princess dress, then change dress because she wants another one, then wipe her nose again, then clean up smashed cookie, then have her want to play on the computer, then have her want another cookie, then clean up another smashed cookie ....... on and on and on. But I still love her more than anything, but I still want to watch this game in peace.
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Haha I know this story all too well. It sounds almost as bad as bedtime. The worst damn part of my day.
 
[Q+OTE=Beantown;509885]Haha I know this story all too well. It sounds almost as bad as bedtime. The worst damn part of my day.[/Q+OTE]

this, too, shall pass. . . .
 
babe said:
not too major. . . . you'll survive all this. . . ..

and think you had it good in the old times, when the teenagers transformation has happened. . . .
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I am just about to hit this phase and my kids are spread out far enough that I will be in it for the next 20 years...
 
Hartsock said:
Ha ha, I love my daughter but I just want to watch the damn Indiana Michigan game in peace, not wipe her nose, then wipe her butt, then get her a drink, then find her barbie, then tell her to stop pulling on the cats tail, then clean up her spilled water, then have her trying to sit on my shoulders, then get her some cookies, then find her other barbie, then find her princess crown, then change her into a princess dress, then change dress because she wants another one, then wipe her nose again, then clean up smashed cookie, then have her want to play on the computer, then have her want another cookie, then clean up another smashed cookie ....... on and on and on. But I still love her more than anything, but I still want to watch this game in peace.
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you need a second kid, then they can take care of each other. that was always my husband's method when I'd leave him in charge of the kiddos for a few hours - the three year old would end up doing all the heavy lifting!
LOL :-)
 
moevillini said:
you need a second kid, then they can take care of each other. that was always my husband's method when I'd leave him in charge of the kiddos for a few hours - the three year old would end up doing all the heavy lifting!
LOL :-)
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Im working on it, I need a free baby sitter in a few years.
 
Stoked said:
I am just about to hit this phase and my kids are spread out far enough that I will be in it for the next 20 years...
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My brother's two kids are 19 and 17. Just to where there's a light at the end of the tunnel. What does he do last week? Marries a woman with 3 little girls ages 10, 8 & 5. Sucka!!
 
Married 8 years she is on Facebook more than I spend on jazzfanz and watching jazz games conbined, so she has no problem with either. Her biggest gripe is she thinks I like the dog more then her. Lol. Other then that she is the perfect wife. The only nagging she does is about the dog.
 
Ha Ha If you think thats what would happen you are in for a rude awakening. I just need someone to shoulder the brunt of some pretty terrible PMS for a few days. I'll just stay at work for 72 hours straight.
 
Hartsock said:
Ha Ha If you think thats what would happen you are in for a rude awakening. I just need someone to shoulder the brunt of some pretty terrible PMS for a few days. I'll just stay at work for 72 hours straight.
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Haha I feel ya, sounds like our wife's are "synced". Usually some important late "meetings" come up during her period. Crazy how that always happens.
 
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