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**Marvin Williams OFFICIAL New Nickname**

My daughter told me about this nerdy kid at school that is trying to get everyone to start using the word "crunchy" instead of "cool". She said everyone just laughed at him but he's been at it for a week now and it's starting to spread.

The nickname 'The Wet Bandit' is crunchy.
 
Sorry but I won't call him that. It is retarded in my opinion. My opinion might be retarded, but I am calling him Marvin.
 
UGLI baby said:
Y'all seen Home Alone? Remember Marv?

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Well, ya remember how Marv always wanted him and Harry to be "The Wet Bandits?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7vCYAaD3Mo

Now that you're up to speed on that, did you know that when someones jumpshot is on fire and they are draining buckets, the kids call their jumper "wet?"

Well, Marv's gonna be draining long range bomb 3 pointers all year.

Marvin Williams aka The Wet Bandit
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In Home Alone 2, Marv changes it to the "Sticky Bandit".

So next year do we have to call him the Sticky Bandit?
 
Since Marvin Williams is named after Marvin Gaye, how about something Marvin Gaye Related, like "Mercy Me" Marvin or since he is a huge Ping Pong fan, what about "Pong"?
 
squareinthecircle said:
My daughter told me about this nerdy kid at school that is trying to get everyone to start using the word "crunchy" instead of "cool". She said everyone just laughed at him but he's been at it for a week now and it's starting to spread.

The nickname 'The Wet Bandit' is crunchy.
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I prefer crispy, but I can get down with crunchy I guess.
 
JazzSpazz said:
In Home Alone 2, Marv changes it to the "Sticky Bandit".

So next year do we have to call him the Sticky Bandit?
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He will have to up his steals, but at this point it's a possibility. I could see a hybrid of wet/sticky bandit depending on if he's getting steals or draining threes.

There is SO much we can do with this nickname guys. Exciting times. Appreciate all your support.
 
Jeffrey32 said:
Since Marvin Williams is named after Marvin Gaye, how about something Marvin Gaye Related, like "Mercy Me" Marvin or since he is a huge Ping Pong fan, what about "Pong"?
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Please stop Jeffrey. We are no longer accepting submissions for Marvin Williams nicknames. The committee has settled on The Wet Bandit and our decision is final.

Please direct your energy into supporting this nickname, or into coming up with new nicknames for some of the other, nickname less players.
 
UGLI baby said:
Please stop Jeffrey. We are no longer accepting submissions for Marvin Williams nicknames. The committee has settled on The Wet Bandit and our decision is final.

Please direct your energy into supporting this nickname, or into coming up with new nicknames for some of the other, nickname less players.
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Have fun using it without the whole board. I am glad that Marvin is on the team. I think he will be here for a while.
 
It sounds too much like wet band aid

If the crowd at ESA starts to chant wet bandit, they might hear wet band aid


Wet band aid
Clap clap, clap clap clap
Wet band aid
Clap clap, clap clap clap
 
How about NEO?

Thats what we should call him. I love the Matrix

NEO for 3....

See, that rolls off the tongue.
 
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