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Meet The Newest Jazz Fan (Yeah, I Know, the Title Is Cliched As Hell)
- Thread starter Nate505
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addictionary
Well-Known Member
Nate exploded some rolls? Figures since he said he loved the berzerger video in the infraction message. Respect bro father. Wish yall well.
Hantlers
Well-Known Member
Nate knows I meant it out of love.
I don't know man. That baby looks like a Lakers fan to me. Sorry.
Reported.
Possibly. The idea of "the rest" (and now, "rest) is too much for me to deal with now.
With all of my amazing manliness, huge pecks, chiseled abs, scruffy beard, and gourde-like chowder makers, I can't produce a single male offspring.
Of course, the pot head does it in his sleep.
Why, Satan, why? (PBUH)
But seriously, **** you and your son. I'll be thinking about how bad I hate you at the next dozen ballet performances and gymnastic showcases, you jerk, you.
Of course, the pot head does it in his sleep.
Why, Satan, why? (PBUH)
But seriously, **** you and your son. I'll be thinking about how bad I hate you at the next dozen ballet performances and gymnastic showcases, you jerk, you.
With all of my amazing manliness, huge pecks, chiseled abs, scruffy beard, and gourde-like chowder makers, I can't produce a single male offspring.
Of course, the pot head does it in his sleep.
Why, Satan, why? (PBUH)
But seriously, **** you and your son. I'll be thinking about how bad I hate you at the next dozen ballet performances and gymnastic showcases, you jerk, you.
Of course, the pot head does it in his sleep.
Why, Satan, why? (PBUH)
But seriously, **** you and your son. I'll be thinking about how bad I hate you at the next dozen ballet performances and gymnastic showcases, you jerk, you.
Jazz Insider
Banned
Congrats OP!
it's a great achievement to have an OT thread last so long without bein mod'd.
Pretty much unheard of unless one is apart of the modstapo. Enjoy this journey.
This is a special time for you and your family
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You'll look back at these long, restless nights filled with troll comments in the future, the same ones you shake your head at out of contempt right now, and appreciate that you were lucky to be in this position and at least you got any comments at all.
I offer you all the best wishes to you and your bundle of joy, from the Inside.
it's a great achievement to have an OT thread last so long without bein mod'd.
Pretty much unheard of unless one is apart of the modstapo. Enjoy this journey.
This is a special time for you and your family
. You'll look back at these long, restless nights filled with troll comments in the future, the same ones you shake your head at out of contempt right now, and appreciate that you were lucky to be in this position and at least you got any comments at all.
I offer you all the best wishes to you and your bundle of joy, from the Inside.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Let's hope he ***** in his diaper as much as you **** on our fun.
Just kidding. You're a decent mod, IMO. Congrats on the addition. Jazz now need to trade for an additional 2034 pick.
Just kidding. You're a decent mod, IMO. Congrats on the addition. Jazz now need to trade for an additional 2034 pick.
Everyone knows a deep spray leads to man babies and a small penis leads to pretty lil women. Science > your claimed cockatoo length.
♪alt13
Well-Known Member
Timing(maybe)
My old lady tracked her ovulation to get a boy since we already had a girl. We had a boy. Did her "method' have anything to do with it? Maybe.
The theory goes something like this
Boy sperm swim quicker and die earlier. So by timing sex to her ovulation you increase the chances of having a boy. If you have sex the day or 2 before ovulation her chances of having a girl increase because all the boy spermies will be dead.
The funny thing is it was like I was asleep when he was made
It's kinda like a tuna can; not real long, but extra thick.
This surprises me very little.
Dumb Bloke
Banned
Cheers mate! Condolences later on.