Michael Beasley Anyone?

[BTP]

over 70 percent of the league smokes

But 68% don't get caught...
1% getts caught like Beasley.

And then there's the last 1%, that part is supposed to be read while listening to the following "tune":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwQLcBZCFM


My favorite 1%:
The Josh Howards who go out and tell that 70% smoke and it's no big deal after getting caught participating in illegal street races!
People tellin' the NBA product isn't entertaining are simply not paying attention to the details

 

[Stoked]

Dude is a double figures puffer.

fixed

 

[homeytennis]

But he has really bad glaucoma he needs the stuff for. Really. I'm not pulling your leg.

 

[Stoked]

But he has really bad glaucoma he needs the stuff for. Really. I'm not pulling your leg.

But he is.

 

[dipship31]

Jesus ****ing Christ.

This

 

[cctrackstar]

i doubt it happens for the same reason that we traded the fourteenth pick which we knew was going to be shabazz, a great scorer. The Jazz put a lot of weight into character, probably more than the Suns do, so if the Suns don't want him, I doubt the Jazz do.

 

[cctrackstar]

Heh, the rich get richer:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1770560-miami-heat-officially-sign-michael-beasley

Actually, this is a good idea. The guy has lots of talent and he wouldn't dare try anything with the big 3 on the team. Kind of the Rodman of the team if you will. It could be great for them (boooo) or it might blow up in their face. They had to do something to stay on top though with DWade slowing down.

 

[Justys]

I actually love this move for Miami! Perfect play for him.

 

[spycam1]

It's a good move for Miami. If Wade can stay relatively healthy, then they'll 3-peat. They lost Miller but added Oden and Beasley. I'd say there's a very good chance they'll be better than last year. Scary thought.

 

[cctrackstar]

Yeah, it is. And it looks like he's getting paid pennies on the dollar for what his talent is worth. The funny thing is looking at their roster he is a huge upgrade to what they had at the 4, and i would not be the least bit surprised if he starts. As I said, the rich get richer. (or get into drugs and fall to pieces)

 

[Gameface]

over 70 percent of the league smokes less pole than I do

fixed

 

[homeytennis]

fixed

If he's in Miami he can head down to Jamaica for Reggae festivals.

 

[spycam1]

Beasley can even switch between the 3/4 with LeBron. He really makes their lineups even more versatile. He's not a guy you want as a key piece, but he honestly will be a good fit for them coming off the bench.

Unless Wade completely fades away this year, I can't see anyone beating Miami in a 7 game series. Imagine if Oden turns out to be serviceable? Guys like Hibbert won't be able to score at will down low anymore.

Long story short, this is the wrong time to be a contender. Just like it was the wrong time to be a contender during MJ's time.

 

[Jeffrey32]

He gives Miami a scorer off the bench that they really haven't had. I think Lebron, Wade, Allen, etc. will be a positive influence on him. Lebron likes to smoke the occasional ______ but doesn't let it affect his game.

https://thedirty.com/2013/06/lebron-james-of-the-miami-heat-smokes-g-pen-to-get-high/

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Was let go by Phoenix. We could sign on a make good contract.

Death to homeytennis anyone?

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

He gives Miami a scorer off the bench that they really haven't had. I think Lebron, Wade, Allen, etc. will be a positive influence on him. Lebron likes to smoke the occasional ______ but doesn't let it affect his game.

https://thedirty.com/2013/06/lebron-james-of-the-miami-heat-smokes-g-pen-to-get-high/

He's a less effective offensive and defensive player then Al is