Below is the draft order, based on a conspiracy version of the NBA Draft lottery results, updated with each pick. We have 7 participants, so we'll each make 4 picks. I went ahead and made the 1st pick since it's a foregone conclusion...
- BRK (Mellochill) -- Cooper Flagg, Duke
- TOR (Handlogten) -- Dylan Harper, Rutgers
- UTA (Hume) -- V.J. Edgecombe, Butler
- PHI (Soberas) -- Ace Bailey, Rutgers
- WAS (Saint Cy) -- Derik Queen, Maryland
- CHA (Bawse) -- Kasparus Jakucionis, Illinois
- NOL (Chargers Jazz) -- Tre Johnson, Texas
- SAS (Mellochill) -- Khaman Maluach, Duke
- MIA (Handlogten) -- Kon Knueppel, Duke
- CHI (Hume) -- Rasheer Fleming, Sr. Joseph’s
- POR (Soberas) -- Liam McNeeley, Connecticut
- HOU from PHX (Saint Cy) -- Jase Richardson, Michigan State
- DAL (Bawse) -- Jeremiah Fears, Oklahoma
- ATL from SAC (Chargers Jazz) -- Asa Newell, Georgia
- ORL (Mellochill) -- Sergio de Larrea, Spain
- SAS from ATL (Handlogten) -- Collin Murray-Boyles, South Carolina
- MIN from DET (Hume) -- Carter Bryant, Arizona
- BRK from MIL (Soberas) -- Nolan Traore, France
- UTA from MIN (Saint Cy) -- Joan Beringer, France
- OKC from LAC (Bawse) -- Egor Demin, BYU
- IND (Chargers Jazz) -- Thomas Sorber, Georgetown
- MIA from GSW (Mellochill) -- Noa Essengue, France
- WAS from MEM (Handlogten) -- Labaron Philon, Alabama
- ATL from LAL (Hume) -- Hugo Gonzalez, Spain
- ORL from DEN (Soberas) -- Fland's Gotta Boogie, Arkansas
- BRK from HOU (Saint Cy) -- Alex Condon, Florida
- BRK from NYK (Bawse) -- Danny Wolf, Michigan
- BOS (Chargers Jazz) -- Johnni Broome, Auburn
- PHX from CLE (Mellochill) -- JT Toppin, Texas Tech
- LAC from OKC (Handlogten) -- Yaxel Lendeborg, Alabama-Birmingham
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