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Holy **** I can't stand seeing ugly people do good things. Especially the Jazz.


Lol we're getting smoked by Ricky ****ing Rubio, the **** is wrong with this team


Man they already have double the freethrows than us. We have to stay aggressive.


can't because of rudy gobert


Rubio and his lesbian looking face


Imagine a universe where we actually tried to hold a lead


not gonna lie, this utah jazz dj is pretty legendary with these song picks lmao


**** jingles **** Mormons **** us they anus.


The little Spanish fly is making a chump out of Russ


How are we letting rubio beat us by himself? ****ing kill me


Don't let the score distract you from the fact that ADAMS MANBUN > RUBIO MANBUN


Watching our games gives me more anxiety than literally anything else in my life


Adams goes to the bench and everything goes to ****


#OKC doing legitimately nothing creative on offense. I mean nothing. They haven't run a set in 10 possessions.


3 @utahjazz players with a double-double, one with a triple-double, and an 18-point lead over #OKC with just over 2 minutes to play. That’s good stuff!


U know u not a good coach when u have Grant out there on the court instead of Patrick Patterson that can actually play defense and also space the floor especially in crucial minutes


#okc is playing so bad, they make Rubio look like hall of fame point guard..... LOL.


Carmelo is lucky that he has a 2nd job as a bricklayer to fall back upon.


I don't care for either team, but I do NOT understand basketball sometimes. #OKC clearly playing "hero ball" with no passing, while #Utah has a lot of ball movement to find the opening man and they're pulling away. Seems simple, move the ball, take the open shot.


making rubio look like the greatest player we have ever seen smh


OKC is getting beat by a white dude named #JoeIngles!


These Ball hogs cannot play together


Damn #okc how y’all let Ricky Rubio drop a triple double on y’all


I see why KD wanted out of #okc Westbrook a ball Hogg


Son why is Ingles always open can y’all guard him


Typical BALLHOG INEFFICIENT @russwest44 SHOWING ALL HIS BAD HABITS IN THE PLAYOFFS....#OKC IS THIS CLOSE TO BEING KNOCKED OUT IN THE 1ST ROUND....#SMH


The #utahjazz are running #okc out of the building... that's funny... #rubio is total control of this game.


Smh @ #OKC .... yeaa, Russ averaged another triple-double this season, but what good is that if you can’t get your team out of the 1st round


big 3 only 7 pts in 4th quarter.


getting bodied by a guy with a man bun


Let's face it #OKC, you won't win much of anything with that big 3. It's not a good fit for those 3.


I'm not going to sit here and lie. I honestly thought #OKC would sweep #UTAH but now I don't even see them winning the series. Smfh



#OKC shoots way too many jumpers! Drive the damn ball! You have 3 star players and always shooting 3s and long jumpers!


y’all ****ing up. Getting worked by a bunch of dudes from golds gym. ****ing trash all y’all need to retire. Hang em up you’re done.


You Got 4 Superstar And Playing Like A College Team! WHY? Becasue We Got A College Basketball Coach!!! ISO ISO ISO What Else Do You Got, Billy?


And he most definitely needs to find a way to keep Adams in the game. The Jazz are quite blatantly keeping him out by feeding the post


Bench Russ. Brick after brick. Night after night.


Westbrook got outplayed by Ricky Rubio. The Thunder “Big 3” scores 7 points in the 4th quarter. This team is supposed to beat the Warriors????


LMAOOOOOO WE ****ING SUCK


Russ quit. Never thought I'd see this day.


Trades Harden: 3x MVP finalist Trades Waiters: Career season Trades Oladipo: Franchise player Trades Kanter: Career Season


I wish the thunder can play real basketball and run a play besides pick and..... Cause there's nothing after pick in the thunder playbook


Russ's defense is like air which gives jazz so many open corner 3.


Its simple, watching the bench, they run an offense and work hard for their minutes. Our starters don't respect our coach, and think they know better and play iso ball. Until we get a coach our players respect, we will never win anything.


Rubio going Westbrook on Westbrook with the triple double is just sad


My eyes were bleeding so I stopped watching .


Absolutely Embarrassing!! Is all anyone should say!! No Offense No Defense!! Never seen Russ play scared until tonight!!!


I’m so sick of being a fan of this trash *** franchise. I’d rather tank every year than **** ourselves in the playoffs time and time again. Wanna know why the Jazz win games? They play as a TEAM. But nah, just keep taking your contested jumpers and wonder why you lose


ZERO Intensity, ZERO Discipline, ZERO Coaching, ZERO Hustle. OKC doesn’t want to be there


If Okc loose play off against rookie team that would be such a shame.


Rubio was the best player on the floor tonight. It pains me to type those words but it is the stone cold truth. The Jazz point guard has dominated his matchup with Westbrook these past two games and we are all scrambling for reasons to why this is happening.


Our offense is ***


It's very predictable. They were just catching our passes like they had magnets on their hands for back-to-back-to-back possessions.


**** jingles.


Absolutely shameless that an MVP with an Allstar is getting outperformed by a rookie and DPOY, shows how much coaching matters


I don't think I see any plays actually being ran


We just got beat by ricky rubio


It might be an overreaction, but game 4 will literally determine the direction of this team. If we lose, PG isn’t coming back, we’ll be stuck with Melo’s awful contract, and we’ll have wasted Westbrook’s prime years. All we can do is hope we win.


Don't sleep on the Jazz. It's a good thing talent doesn't just win you games, you have to play like a ****ing team


PG leaves and we have NO money to replace him with anyone worthwhile.

We absorb Melos contract and he takes up a roster spot. With that amount of money and that spot we could have one or two players that can contribute consistently.

We don't know how much Dre's injury is going to impact his game.

Grant leaves no matter what because we can't afford him.

Russ is in his prime and over the next couple of years he could easily and quickly go down hill.

We have no one to really trade that nets us anything good in return; except for maybe trading Adams.

At this point, I don't see a path where we aren't ****ed. And the only way PG is staying is if we win a championship. I'm about 99.9% positive that isn't happening.



Outsmarted, outshot, outteamed and outplayed. From coach through to towel wavers


Utah is a legit team.


Very true, let's take q second and give them a bit of credit before just completely **** talking this Thunder team. The Jazz are ****ing good.


Hayward made the wrong decision.


Jazz literally scored where and when they wanted. There didn't appear to be any pressure or resistance when they were on offense. Thunder did not make them uncomfortable at all. You gotta play defense and make the opponent feel like they are suffocating. Damn that was some crazy *** 4th quarter. Jazz just did what they wanted and then to top it off Thunder coughed up the ball on the other end so easily



Me after game 2: Yeah, DM really is something. Me after game 3: Welp, guess I hate the Jazz now.


Our offense is so easy to defend. Every defender can ball watch because no one moves. Everything would open up if we would just move.


Their strategy of attacking early and getting Adams in foul trouble seems to set us off kilter for the rest of the game - we lost this game because they went after every single loose ball, we got into too much foul trouble, and they simply out-hussled us.


Utah crowd made OKC crowd seem quiet.


The first 12 ISO's don't work? Maybe the 13th will. Thunder basketball in a nutshell, how embarrassing.

We have by far and away the better players on people, but we can't beat a team that plays as such a perfect unit like the Jazz with no playcalls and constant iso sets. By no means are we out of this series, but there's so much that was wrong with our performance tonight. We move on, here's hoping Billy can make the adjustments we need for Game 4. ThunderUp!


Why is Russ taking terrible shots? Because he can't get to the rim. Why can't he? Because of an opposition player. So what has Billy done to alleviate this? What kind of adjustments has Billy made? Why can Utah get any shot they want, while we stall the clock for 10 seconds before chucking up a contested iso brick? Adams was a problem for them in game 1, so Snyder made sure they attacked to get him in foul trouble. That's an example of a super obvious adjustment. And this isn't even getting into the stupid "experimental" lineups...I thought Billy had some grand plans up his sleeve? Right?


Quin Synder after game 1 loss: They're getting too many good looks so we're get more physical with them, stay at home and play a zone-ish scheme to make it hard for them, Mitchell is gonna come down and help on the boards and we're gonna attack downhill offensively and swing the ball around.

Billy Donovan after game 2 loss: Ah, well just try doing the same **** as last time and hope shots fall this time.

Jesus Christ, that was awful. We gave Utah absolutely everything they wanted. They dictated to us on both ends of the floor, we were constantly on the back foot defensively, couldn't get anything going offensively, played right into their hands. Just completely dad dicked us and we eagerly took it.


My imaginary boyfriend Steven Adams is sleeping on the imaginary couch tonight. smfh


I’m usually one to preach positivity, but after watching this game, I don’t see us winning another game. Just no heart. Poor coaching. Poor decisions by our key players. I think the Big 3 experiment is a failure. I can only be optimistic for so long before it just feels like denial. Here’s to hoping Presti can work some magic this offseason.


If we don’t learn to control the paint this series is over. We’ve never been very efficient but we got boards and played the paint well. We are getting absolutely demolished in the paint and it’s the reason for our struggles. They need to figure it out or this series is over in 5


Every one of our starters in the - and Russ with -25. Idk if Russ just felt defeated at a certain point or what, but this isn't the player that I'm use to seeing. Maybe something behind the scenes is going on that affected his on court performance? Idk, I'm trying to make myself feel better about it all.


The difference between us and Utah is that they are scheming everything to the t against tendencies. They don't ever press up on Russ or try to trap, they either give him the middle of the floor and stay home or put Gobert in front of him on a switch. They're playing Russ perfectly and he just doesn't know what to do. It's not a want thing, the only thing he can do is keep the ball moving like in Game 2 but then our role players have to make shots. It's demoralizing when you're game-planned out of the series and you can't do anything about it. In game 1 PG went off but now they'd gone with "stay under PG at all times, just stay tight and force him to use his dribble". The Jazz actually adapt to whatever we do and Donovan can't figure out an effective counter. If the role players and Melo start to make shots the floor will open up, but until they do their entire gameplan is to keep Russ from playing his usual game.


ONLY 6 OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS!


I can't conceivably come up with any adjustments that we are going to make before the next game, so we should expect a similar result


ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

Thought I would just give you some tips to keep y'all calm after this game. Consider this a how to not get triggered guide.

1. Don't tell anyone you're an OKC fan.

2. Don't even think about going to r/nba

3. Might as well close reddit (or our subreddit at least cause it won't be safe here either)

4. If for whatever reason you want to watch again this joke on YouTube don't scroll down in the comment section.

5. Twitter is also a dangerous place, avoid all basketball related post/comments.

You see? It isn't too difficult, everything is gonna be alri MAKE SOME ****ING ADJUSTMENTS BILLY FFS what the hell is he and the rest of them doing there in the bench? Are they blind? They get open shots like 3 possessions in a row DO SOMETHING. Russ guard Rubio man just guard him, think that he is Harden in the 4th I don't care stop leaving him hit shot after shot wide open. Also where Playoff P at? Hit some shots towards the end so what? Tonight Ingles got into his head badly. Melo was good, still don't understand why he ends up on Mitchell though? Why is every team doing this against a weak link on our defense and we can't? Maybe our coach has something to say about that.. oh wait of course he doesn't. And Adams has a huge problem with Gobert + the refs. As for the bench Patterson was very, very good tonight, Felton isn't used correctly, I wonder who is to blame? Probably Melo. Stop having Russ and Felton together my God we've seen in throughout the season it's NOT working. Grant yeah whatever and for some reason Abrines got 2 shots on 12 minutes.. laughable.



Not having a real big man to back up Adams is killing us.


Quin Snyder is 10000000000000000x the coach Billy Donovan is. **** this game.


Adams with 2 rebounds. Two!


Hey guys should we trade for Durant and Harden? I think it would be a good combo with westbrook. Maybe even Ibaka


We physically can't handle this team. Might lose in 5


We got served. Its embarassing. No intensity whatsoever. Its as if they're playing to lose. Its so embarassing for the fans.


I hate that Mitchell is so likeable


I know, right? He's the type who could be on a Teen Beat poster on your daughter's wall. So infuriating.


we got like three super star and 1 best center in the league. yes we suck


This is hilarious. We're making Rubio look like the second coming of Pete Maravich.


Game 4 is basically do or die. That game could decide the fate of our franchise for the next like 5 years.


3 Jazz players have double-digit rebounds. Russ, I really don't know what is going on but I don't like it.


Of all teams...UTAH. ****ING UTAH


After game 1 I was claiming that we’re gonna give the Rockets a run for their money. Now I’m sitting here crying


Rubio didn't even just have a career night on us. This motha ****a had a ****in franchise night on us. Jesus christ.


I’m not jumping ship but my heart is goddamn broken and if we don’t improve at all next game we’re ****ing dead


Jazz are just the worst team we could’ve faced. Best defense and shooters everywhere. On top of that we have to settle for jumpers cause a giant with pterodactyl arms is patrolling the paint. Hope this series can go to 7.


Can you get “outcoached” if your coach doesn’t even try?


Lillard:"I wasn't good this playoffs." Russ:"Hold my beer."


Ingles is in PG's head


Can u tank in the playoffs??


3 all stars losing to a Frenchman. Dayum mane.


Russ with that sexy -22


Okay guys I think I figured it out, Billy Donovan and the team don't actually know Joe Ingles plays for the jazz yet, that's how he is always open

Probably just thought he was a random fan standing up lol


3rd time leaving the top 2-3pt shooter wide open.


Jingled.


Hey let's leave Ingles open every possession


This team plays so passive and weak I cannot understand


Russ is cancer on this team right now.


How did Okc ever win a game when they leave a shooter open every possession?


Scared of the rookie driving to the rim


Mitchell is hands down better than Westbrook this series


Here is how I judge our offense versus all the other playoff teams I've been watching this weekend.

The jazz on defense don't have to move. The man with the ball is watched by all 5 players in defense, and when we shoot there is no thunder player usually within 10 foot of the rim for a board.

Every successful team, pelicans or warriors or whoever, they make the defense move.

Our individuals are good, I just think we are too iso minded to compete against these teams. They play as a unit, we just try and overpower you with individual brilliance.


Gobert could punch Adams straight in the face and the refs would look away



Adams got away with the most obvious hold in the world lmao Mitchell jumped forward and actually flew backwards mid air lmao




Man I would have loved to see this Thunder team against the Rockets in the 2nd round.. I think they would have a legitimate shot of beating the Rockets

The Thunder team match up much better with the rockets where their style of play can counteract what the Rockets are doing..

but with the Jazz their style of play only benefits what the Jazz are doing because they like slowing down the pace and when it becomes a defensive battle that only favors the Jazz as well


This Donovan Mitchell kid is special.. he is a Hall of Famer in the making.. going to be leading this Jazz team for years to come
you can see he has the killer instinct and he shows up in the 4th quarter… at this age Westbrook was never this good


Well done Snyder, Rubio and Utah. Well played and a well coached team.
Deserved to win and credit to their defense that limited OKC’s shot selection and the efficiency of their offense in getting good shots for team mates who can ….. pass and shoot.
Really exposed OKC’s defensive and offensive schemes and how narrow Billy’s vision is, as the coach.
I enjoyed watching Utah play.

Still want Rubio and Mitchell to shoot?
 
Lillard:"I wasn't good this playoffs." Russ:"Hold my beer."

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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

Thought I would just give you some tips to keep y'all calm after this game. Consider this a how to not get triggered guide.

1. Don't tell anyone you're an OKC fan.

2. Don't even think about going to r/nba

3. Might as well close reddit (or our subreddit at least cause it won't be safe here either)

4. If for whatever reason you want to watch again this joke on YouTube don't scroll down in the comment section.

5. Twitter is also a dangerous place, avoid all basketball related post/comments.
This one gave me the biggest laugh.
 
Adams got away with the most obvious hold in the world lmao Mitchell jumped forward and actually flew backwards mid air lmao

Anyone got video of this? Would love to see the replay (was watching ESPN) but it could quite possibly be the worst no-call I’ve ever seen. I’d have to watch it again, though.
 
Anyone got video of this? Would love to see the replay (was watching ESPN) but it could quite possibly be the worst no-call I’ve ever seen. I’d have to watch it again, though.

That was the most infuriating play of the series. Absolute garbage reffing. It was like Adams didn't even want to be on the court for this *** whooping so he does an obnoxious intentional foul...crickets from the refs.
 
You Got 4 Superstar And Playing Like A College Team! WHY? Becasue We Got A College Basketball Coach!!! ISO ISO ISO What Else Do You Got, Billy?

Becoming a superstar in OKC must be cheap. LOL seriously who is the 4th? or even 3rd?
 
Billy Donovan is a **** coach, said it for years. clearly he rode the coattails of Joakim Noah and Al Horford to get to the point where he's at. Never, ever, ever believed in him tbh.

When the best thing you do as a coach is recruit, you should stay in college...


Westbrook rules that team with an iron fist anyway, clearly. the FO has too much vested interest in him for it to be any other way... Billy's a figurehead coach who traded his power/control for a paycheck... those fans deserve better
 
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