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My Cable TV Doesn't Show Jazz Games. How'd Jazz Do Last Night?

MeloTheJazzKiller

MeloTheJazzKiller

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I got a new Platinum Premier Cable TV package. Premier means my cable only shows quality programming. I get Scorsese films, not Ron Howard films. I get "Star Trek" with Kirk and Spock, not Tuvok and Ferengis crap. And when it comes to NBA, my Platinum Premier cable package allows me to only watch the Premier teams -- Nets, Sixers, Knicks, Suns. Teams like the Cavaliers and Timberwolves and Jazz are certainly not included in the Premier package.

So I didn't get to watch the Jazz last night. How'd they do?
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I got a new Platinum Premier Cable TV package. Premier means my cable only shows quality programming. I get Scorsese films, not Ron Howard films. I get "Star Trek" with Kirk and Spock, not Tuvok and Ferengis crap. And when it comes to NBA, my Platinum Premier cable package allows me to only watch the Premier teams -- Nets, Sixers, Knicks, Suns. Teams like the Cavaliers and Timberwolves and Jazz are certainly not included in the Premier package.

So I didn't get to watch the Jazz last night. How'd they do?
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They lost to the Knicks in game 7 of the finals on a buzzer beater. It was crazy because the entire Knicks team fouled out trying to guard Mitchell, who is invalidating his contract this summer to sign with the Knicks, and they had no more bodies on the bench so they consulted with the league office and Thibs and Dolan suited up and played 2-on-5 for the whole 4th quarter and brought themselves back from 20 down to win it. Congrats on yet another world title.
 
Though the score doesn’t reflect it, they actually won by 60 and are up 8-0 in the series traveling back to Coats Rica for G9.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I got a new Platinum Premier Cable TV package. Premier means my cable only shows quality programming. I get Scorsese films, not Ron Howard films. I get "Star Trek" with Kirk and Spock, not Tuvok and Ferengis crap. And when it comes to NBA, my Platinum Premier cable package allows me to only watch the Premier teams -- Nets, Sixers, Knicks, Suns. Teams like the Cavaliers and Timberwolves and Jazz are certainly not included in the Premier package.

So I didn't get to watch the Jazz last night. How'd they do?
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Jazz are to good for you they hate you as much as you hate them

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**** Haywood and **** you but you are possible the best troll I've ever been be around

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13 points per game man but Ingles ***** that a game oh yeah second round. Baby Knicks suck so does anyt team with Carmelo

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gandalfe said:
Same joke over and over.

Just like the Knicks.
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