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My Tribute To Dalamon

dalamon, you're a stupid boy. We were there to back you up, but you embarrassed us. Now eat that poop! (Thankfully I didn't see that image)

I don't know if the two weeks is enough to forgive you, but I will try to. Btw, don't make alt accounts to get around your suspension, I don't want you to be another Hantlers. Serve your punishment and be free and purified from all the poops in your head when you come back.
 
As a general guideline (and I'm speaking based upon my own perceptions rather than for the team) it's not looked upon favorably when someone tries to make a splash by posting a lot of borderline content immediately coming off of a suspension. Believe it or not we don't actually enjoy suspending and/or banning people. No matter who it is and/or what they did we have to hear about it via board messages and private messages, almost always coming from incomplete or inaccurate information. It leads to spawning of duplicate accounts which we have to monitor. In sum, it's a perpetual headache for us, there's really no upside.

Coming in like that all but forces our hand. It's somewhat obviously a statement that the poster's reaction to a previous suspension is to only amp up the behavior that got them suspended in the first place. It's a direct challenge to our ability to moderate the board. That puts us in a ****ty situation. We don't really want to suspend anybody, but we also have to be able to do our job. Hopefully dal will make his reemergence in two weeks a little lower impact so that the perma-ban hammer doesn't come out.
 
Sirkickyass said:
As a general guideline (and I'm speaking based upon my own perceptions rather than for the team) it's not looked upon favorably when someone tries to make a splash by posting a lot of borderline content immediately coming off of a suspension. Believe it or not we don't actually enjoy suspending and/or banning people. No matter who it is and/or what they did we have to hear about it via board messages and private messages, almost always coming from incomplete or inaccurate information. It leads to spawning of duplicate accounts which we have to monitor. In sum, it's a perpetual headache for us, there's really no upside.

Coming in like that all but forces our hand. It's somewhat obviously a statement that the poster's reaction to a previous suspension is to only amp up the behavior that got them suspended in the first place. It's a direct challenge to our ability to moderate the board. That puts us in a ****ty situation. We don't really want to suspend anybody, but we also have to be able to do our job. Hopefully dal will make his reemergence in two weeks a little lower impact so that the perma-ban hammer doesn't come out.
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Dude, I don't wanna see your hammer. Or any of the mods' for that matter.
 
Sirkickyass said:
Coming in like that all but forces our hand. It's somewhat obviously a statement that the poster's reaction to a previous suspension is to only amp up the behavior that got them suspended in the first place. It's a direct challenge to our ability to moderate the board. That puts us in a ****ty situation. We don't really want to suspend anybody, but we also have to be able to do our job. Hopefully dal will make his reemergence in two weeks a little lower impact so that the perma-ban hammer doesn't come out.
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Paranoid much? Of all the simpler explanations this is what you chose to tell yourself?
 
I have a message from beyond:

"hello fans, friends, brothers, and stalkers (PeeGayPhlegm). I apologize for another untimely absence, and I hope it is my last. Please negrep AKMVP in my memory, posrep Gib, and take care of my lass, most importantly. Enes, my spot at 7th better not budge (unless it's raised). Lastly, I plan on snagging Tink's cell #, and spamming him with pictures of my poop for every day of absence that I serve. Just jokes, ModCo, you know I love y'all. See you cuties in 2 weeks. Ciao"
 
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jazz_fanatic said:
I have a message from beyond:

"hello fans, friends, brothers, and stalkers (PeeGayPhlegm). I apologize for another untimely absence, and I hope it is my last. Please negrep AKMVP in my memory, posrep Gib, and take care of my lass, most importantly. Enes, my spot at 7th better not budge (unless it's raised). Lastly, I plan on snagging Tink's cell #, and spamming him with pictures of my poop for every day of absence that I serve. Just jokes, ModCo, you know I love y'all. See you cuties in 2 weeks. Ciao"
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Well, he asked. Shall we?
 
Sirkickyass said:
As a general guideline (and I'm speaking based upon my own perceptions rather than for the team) it's not looked upon favorably when someone tries to make a splash by posting a lot of borderline content immediately coming off of a suspension. Believe it or not we don't actually enjoy suspending and/or banning people. No matter who it is and/or what they did we have to hear about it via board messages and private messages, almost always coming from incomplete or inaccurate information. It leads to spawning of duplicate accounts which we have to monitor. In sum, it's a perpetual headache for us, there's really no upside.

Coming in like that all but forces our hand. It's somewhat obviously a statement that the poster's reaction to a previous suspension is to only amp up the behavior that got them suspended in the first place. It's a direct challenge to our ability to moderate the board. That puts us in a ****ty situation. We don't really want to suspend anybody, but we also have to be able to do our job. Hopefully dal will make his reemergence in two weeks a little lower impact so that the perma-ban hammer doesn't come out.
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Speak for yourself. I took great pleasure when Hopper was finally banned.
 
Dalamon's not taking his 3 week suspension very well:

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Bump, almost three weeks(if you don't count the poop thread) without dalamon, actually it was peaceful.

He and Trout will be back tomorrow and the next day.
 
Nate505 said:
Yeah, even my ex-gf who knows a quick finish was impressed with his speed of getting another infraction.
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Dal you gotta stop getting infracted! You must be the most infractedist there ever wuz. Accentuate the positive, eliminate the infractionarinaisticalisms.
 
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