Archie Moses
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**** you, you pong mongling quivas nuckle. Mom and dad hate you and your phantom ways, low life. Your texts earned you a ticket straight to hell. I hate that my blood is yours.
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**** you, you pong mongling quivas nuckle. Mom and dad hate you and your phantom ways, low life. Your texts earned you a ticket straight to hell. I hate that my blood is yours.
Thank you. Emo status confirmed. Welcome to the board.
Archie Moses
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I'm not emo, guy. Take that back.
With that said, it's an awkward moment when an emo orders an Happy Meal from McDonalds.
Gyp Rosetti
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My stepbro is good friends with Frankie Eggar or however you spell it. I don't know because I don't watch such barbaric crap. I'm a gentleman. And a scholar. That said, would you hook me up with your sister, aka, Mamacita? Seriously? PM me pics or GTFO.
Gyp Rosetti
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I don't beat around the bush. Well, usually that's because there's not one at all. I like an even playing field if you know what I mean.
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Archie Moses
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Brother,
You will soon learn there are many mean, and hurtful jerks here on jazzfanz.com
My self-esteem is much lower since joining. I'm gonna go eat ice-cream and cut myself.
You will soon learn there are many mean, and hurtful jerks here on jazzfanz.com
My self-esteem is much lower since joining. I'm gonna go eat ice-cream and cut myself.
A manscape! Wow, I would have never guessed. Tell me, kind sir, do scholars have a technique to minimize folliculitis?
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
I was talking about how I like my ladies but um, no, not really...though recently I've discovered I like using an electric down there for myself so as to prevent just what you're concerned with. Though once I get to the punching bag, woah, that can get dicey.
Archie Moses
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I have to use a weed wacker, guys.
Please start at the neck.
Come on dude...that wasnt very nice.
I'm pretty sure Trout was talking about starting at the neck, um, of the ice-cream container, niner, uhhh....
Archie Moses
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I cut my neck from time to time while shaving. Just wondering though, do you mean cut it, like carotid artery deep cut it? If so, that's really mean, guy.
