New Orleans Angry Lesbians @ Our Utah Jazz. 3/27 8:30PM on TNT

[David Stern]

Come one, come all to see the mighty Angry Lesbians, led by:

Anthony "why the hell haven't I demanded a trade" Davis....

Alvin "How the hell do I still have a job?" Gentry.....

ANDDDD....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0LtAJ7SvWE

THE ANGRY LESBIAN HERSELF!!!

oh yeah, and a bunch of no-name scrubs.

As they take on the great one himself,

KING RUDYYY!

Gordon "Is he God?" Hayward!

"Coked Up" Quin......

ANDDD....

THE ONE, THE ONLY... FAT BORIS!

TIME FOR RALLY CHURROS, *****ES!

GO JAZZ, WAKE THE HELL UP!

 

[Jazz4ever]

Due to that Cousins' trade we have to see him an inordinate amount of times this year. He is day to day, so might miss this one.

 

[VINYLONE]

I dont get it. Whats with the angry lesbian angle?

 

[David Stern]

I dont get it. Whats with the angry lesbian angle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zdn6E3KbE

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Aww, fat Boris. If it weren't for the occasional French connection I would never be happy to see him.

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[Stoked]

Hayward did not participate in the shoot around this morning and is still questionable.

 

[Miggs]

We win. The Pels fail to reach 90. Our lead grows to 1.5 over the Clips.

 

[Miggs]

 

[Miggs]

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

I really want a churro or 5 now, where's the best place in Davis county for a churro?

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[fishonjazz]

I heard a stat that the pels are 5-8 when Cousins plays and 3-0 when he doesn't play.


Boris is totally sucking his gut in for that picture btw.

 

[Shad]

Must win game for us. I foresee early struggles with a strong finish

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

I heard a stat that the pels are 5-8 when Cousins plays and 3-0 when he doesn't play.


Boris is totally sucking his gut in for that picture btw.

I hope he plays then. I hope Rudy stuffs him right in the ugly face.

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

We dont want Cousins to play. It would be tough to guard him and Davis without Favors to help out Gobert.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Aww, fat Boris. If it weren't for the occasional French connection I would never be happy to see him.

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What if you dont have to look at his gut?



Or how about looking at Skinny Diaw?



Or if he brings some cool friends to also hang?

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

What if you dont have to look at his gut?

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Or how about looking at Skinny Diaw?

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Or if he brings some cool friends to also hang?

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Wow, what a ladies man

Isn't that Raja bell?

If Kiri is involved I will learn to love espresso, speak the language (enough to say "I love you boris"), and promise him the world.

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[David Stern]

What if you dont have to look at his gut?

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Or how about looking at Skinny Diaw?

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Or if he brings some cool friends to also hang?

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Excellent job on the photoshopping in the 2nd picture, but we all know that Boris has always been fat.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Wow, what a ladies man

Isn't that Raja bell?

If Kiri is involved I will learn to love espresso, speak the language (enough to say "I love you boris"), and promise him the world.

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Maybe that is Raja, the pic was labeled as skinny Diaw? Also you should love espresso either way.

He was skinny at one point though and thirsty...

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Maybe that is Raja, the pic was labeled as skinny Diaw?

He was skinny at one point though and thirsty...

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Lmao. Boris hasn't always been a chubby, silver fox with a love of espresso, he has a dirty side

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[DutchJazzer]

I really want a churro or 5 now, where's the best place in Davis county for a churro?

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agwd dammit, i want now too. but they dont have em in the country i am in now!