Nicknames...

[mlpark]

What is going on with the horrible nicknames that are being dished out left and right? I mean The Big Turkey for Kanter? The Human Pogo-Stick for Evans...really? Sadly, the best there is so far is The Bulldog, but that's still not great. Why aren't there any decent nicknames for the big time players? Millsap needs a nickname...the Millsapapotomus!

 

[NAOS]

Millsap's name has already been coined by somebody who hasn't stepped forward:

Maul Pimpslap. Awesome

Agreed, though, the other names are terrible.

 

[mlpark]

Maul Pimpslap...really??? OK already you have fallen to Matt Harpring and Bollerjack's level of coming up with the horrible "Swat Lake City"

 

[NAOS]

Maul Pimpslap is great. case closed.

Everything harp and boler says is pure rubbish. case closed.

 

[prodigy]

the Millsapapotomus!

 

[mlpark]

i don't know what i'm more offended by, the fact that there is one person that doesn't like Millsapapotomus or the fact that a video of Star Trek was used.

 

[mlpark]

Case is not closed...Maul Pimpslap doesn't even make any sense...

 

[enchilada_style]

Case is not closed...Maul Pimpslap doesn't even make any sense...

Take a break, go watch some porn.

 

[Scat]

Take a break, go watch some porn.

Dammit! I picked up a virus!!

 

[JJ Rage]

Obvious troll dupe account is obvious.

 

[The Midnight]

I like "The Zap Machine" for Millsap.

Has a nice ring to it.

 

[Hantlers]

The only acceptable nickname for Paul Millsap is "Mansap".

 

[TroutBum]

The only acceptable nickname for Paul Millsap is "Mansap".

That's what I say, but got neg'd by Logg for using it last time. That trick *** bitch. Anyhow, here's the updated and correct list:

Mr. Freethrow
Raja Smell
God
Big Al (boy, what a winner)
Mansap

Bench:

Congo (you have to admit, he looks like he just leaped from the jungles of some African nation and put a jersey on)
Chucker J. Smiles, Calvin, Clank the Clown, or **** head. Any/all are acceptable.
Weenus Koonter
Bulldog
Dirk's Bitch
Ron Jeremy Evans

 

[Hitman]

It's Catch 'n Jack Miles, doe.

And Kanter's nickname should be "Noyou".

 

[freakazoid]

 

[Grandpa Jazz]

I too dislike the nicknames that are being used currently, however after reading this thread is see that there is no help coming from this quarter. Are you guys pulling my leg. Maul Pimpslap, Noyo, the Zap machine? I do like Enes the Menace though.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Enes The Menace
The Big Turkey
The IstanBULL

I'm ok with all those nicknames.

 

[GVC]

I still like "Blood and Sweat" for Kanter, since that's what each syllable of his last name means (Kan = Blood, Ter = Sweat).

 

[HaveAStacheThenYourAnAss]

Millsap's nickname should be 'The Big Dangler' as we all know he is packing some big meat.

Derrick Favors is 'Opposition No Favors'.

Enes Kanter is 'The Bound Hound' -- Yeah, it's supposed to suck.

Boom!!

 

[Stoked]

I like the Bulldog. I normally just call players by their last name. People call me by my last name instead of my first.