NON-JAZZ NBA PLAYOFF thread

[Handlogten's Heros]

WTF is going on here??

I think what this is... is the most awkward moment in the history of man. The fact that those guys didn’t really flinch means this has happened before. You grab my thigh up and down like that and I can promise you I react.

It was so weird.

 

[Avery]

WTF is going on here??

Ballmer does that to me and I demand to press charges for sexual assault with the intention of setting out of court for a cool million or two.

It’s like he expected a genie to pop out of their thighs or something.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I mean the one guy kinda slid the hand down like how I move my dogs nose away from my junk if she gets to close to home ... like she’s a ****ing dog though. The slapping a rubbing and general weirdness is all a bit much.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Ballmer does that to me and I demand to press charges for sexual assault with the intention of setting out of court for a cool million or two.

Bruh if you let him continue he may just give you twice that.

 

[Avery]

Bruh if you let him continue he may just give you twice that.

On one hand, I ask myself how much my dignity is worth.

On the other, I say about $5M.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

On one hand, I ask myself how much my dignity is worth.

On the other, I say about $5M.

I mean if you put both hands on the table you'll likely get a good offer.

 

[Avery]

No Trae and no Giannis tonight.

I think Suns are going to it this year simply because of staying injury-free while everyone else lost stars. Doesn’t diminish it, but definitely makes it easier.

 

[Avery]

If he chips in another mil, I’ll even let him call me daddy.

 

[fishonjazz]

Not sure if this was posted, but this is the first time since 1971 that the winner of the title is guaranteed to not have someone with a ring already on a roster. Literally everyone on the team who wins will get their first ring. That's pretty amazing.

Even without the Jazz in it, this is the first FInals I've looked forward to in years. Suns vs Bucks would be epic, Suns vs Hawks would be just so fun to watch.

Hopefully it gets good ratings.

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[fishonjazz]

On one hand, I ask myself how much my dignity is worth.

On the other, I say about $5M.

Lol

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[jazzVA]

On one hand, I ask myself how much my dignity is worth.

On the other, I say about $5M.

dude is worth 80 BILLION, he could stroke a leg errrr check for 50 mil and not even miss it...reminds me of the Austin Powers one meeiillion dollars!

 

[jazzVA]

Looks like Bucks/Suns...as a Notre Dame fan it works, Connaughton for MIL and Monty Willams. Once Clips were gone imma good, whatever. Pic from this eve so I gotta ask, is it me or the gummy bear?

 

[Avery]

Go Bucks in the Finals.

 

[jazz4life1992]

Go Bucks in the Finals.

The Bucks play some really dumb and head-scratching basketball at times. And if we wanna talk injuries, they were arguably just as fortunate as the Suns.

Biggest mismatch in this series is Monty vs Bud. Monty will coach circles around Bud.

 

[Agent#00]

Replaying that hyper extended knee of giannis I still can't believe he's on the sideline walking

 

[The Thriller]

Oof

get out your brooms. This finals sucks

 

[LoPo]

Lowe: How Jae Crowder became the NBA's premier role player

Jae Crowder was a junior college journeyman, a second-round pick in the 2012 NBA draft -- a "castaway," he says. Now, the Suns forward has become one of the most prized role players in all of basketball.

www.espn.com

Jae getting some love

EDIT: After reading the article, I stand by my claim that we beat Denver last year if we had Crowder instead of Conley. And although our regular season this year would have suffered since Conley had such a good regular season, our postseason chances would have been just or good or better with Crowder over Conley.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Lowe: How Jae Crowder became the NBA's premier role player

Jae Crowder was a junior college journeyman, a second-round pick in the 2012 NBA draft -- a "castaway," he says. Now, the Suns forward has become one of the most prized role players in all of basketball.

www.espn.com

Jae getting some love

EDIT: After reading the article, I stand by my claim that we beat Denver last year if we had Crowder instead of Conley. And although our regular season this year would have suffered since Conley had such a good regular season, our postseason chances would have been just or good or better with Crowder over Conley.

You really need to stop doubling down on the Conley stuff man. It’s your worst quality on here. It’s extremely cringe you try too hard.

 

[LoPo]

You really need to stop doubling down on the Conley stuff man. It’s your worst quality on here. It’s extremely cringe you try too hard.

Not my intention.

I am a massive Crowder guy. I'm trying to give him respect more than disparage Conley. Its unfortunate we had to give up one to get the other. We are probably hanging a banner if we had found a way to have Crowder and Conley.


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[Avery]

Bucks can’t shoot worth a damn. If they go down 2-0, I think Suns steal one on the road and win in 5.