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****official 2012 olympics thread****

MoTown16 said:
Very odd coincidence that it happened the night before, not just any match, but the game against Great Britain. Watch out for some quid pro quo in Rio.
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That's the real reason the Brazilian Olympic committee convince the soccer team not to lodge a protest. They're already plotting their revenge.
 
LOL

I think the panic button of... THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING! USA BASKETBALL SUCKS AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS CAUGHT UP! was hit a lil prematurely.

Of course that team with AI, Lamar Odom, Steph Marbury, etc sucked. That was one bad Team USA.

We're kicking *** like never before.

And there's seriously only 2 teams that MIGHT not lose by 30+ against us, Manu and Gasols.

I'm not seeing how USA hoops has declined. If anything, our young players (Lebron, Westbrook, Davis, etc) are proving that USA Basketball is still rising. While internationally, they're either the same or in decline. All the other teams' good players are old.

Next Olympics I'm pretty confident we'll see Favors dominate.
 
Chick dunks during game. Not flashy or athletic, but fundamentally sound.

[video=dailymotion;xslcim]https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xslcim_asdasd_shortfilms
 
nightmare3983 said:
The Brazilian Women's soccer team is crying conspiracy: https://sports.yahoo.com/news/olymp...bus-trouble-leads-to-women-s-soccer-loss.html

I don't think it's a consipracy. Just another failure of the London Olympic organizers.
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The problem isn't the bus breaking down.

The problem is why the hell are they staying 150 miles away???

Could you imagine road teams staying in... Price? Or Fillmore? To play the Jazz?

And then the bus drivers was unable to call for help? Huh? So euros can invent universal health care but don't know what a cellphone is?
 
Nasty Style said:
What's up with the gymnastic team this year? Usually there's at least a couple hotties but none at all this year. The best looking one kinda looks like a man. Anyway... good job on the gold!
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Gymnasts aren't hot.

They're all 16 (probably a few years younger in reality) and have bodies of 10 year old girls. Seriously, Jeremy Evans has a greater bust than these girls.

If you're looking for real women who are pretty hot, try soccer. And every now and again you'll find a cutie.

ohhhh yeah baby!

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Judging by previous threads, I can say with the upmost confidence that posters here on Jazzfanz only date supermodels at a minimum. Sorry, these soccer players are not up to their standards.
Also, I am not ashamed to admit that I have larger knockers than #13. Are you cereal?

I just saw 10 seconds of dressag (spelling? the dressed up dancing horse thing).
That is one of the most uppity pretentious elitist things I've ever seen in my life.
I've got to restate that I do not approve of rich people getting tax writeoffs for this elitist hobby.
 
The Thriller said:
Gymnasts aren't hot.

They're all 16 (probably a few years younger in reality) and have bodies of 10 year old girls. Seriously, Jeremy Evans has a greater bust than these girls.

If you're looking for real women who are pretty hot, try soccer. And every now and again you'll find a cutie.

ohhhh yeah baby!

heather-mitts-04.jpg


Alex-Morgan-USWNT1.jpg
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Don't forget volleyball and I'd put track in there after this year.
 
The Thriller said:
And there's seriously only 2 teams that MIGHT not lose by 30+ against us, Manu and Gasols.
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To be nit picky, France *only* lost by 27 in that first game already. Lithuania, Russia, Brazil, and Australia will probably play them within 30 too if they get the chance along with the two others you mentioned. But yes, them losing would be a total upset but there are certainly teams that can beat them if they play well enough.
 
Diving is so boring. But I can't turn it off because the Asians are dominating.


Ok, I'm actually just jealous that I can't swim and these people are showing off by doing fancy flips and ****. Pfft, I say.
 
jazz_fanatic said:
Diving is so boring. But I can't turn it off because the Asians are dominating.


Ok, I'm actually just jealous that I can't swim and these people are showing off by doing fancy flips and ****. Pfft, I say.
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Wha? What were doing your whole childhood? Equations and ****?
 
The Thriller said:
LOL

I think the panic button of... THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING! USA BASKETBALL SUCKS AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS CAUGHT UP! was hit a lil prematurely.

Of course that team with AI, Lamar Odom, Steph Marbury, etc sucked. That was one bad Team USA.

We're kicking *** like never before.
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Right. Faced first sound euro team and almost choked.
 
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