Official 2024-2025 Utah Jazz Rally Churro #playoffpush

[George W]

Good day everyone, George here. I hope you have all been well.

I speak to you now as we embark on a new era.









Isn't that an emotional walk through memory lane? Isn't it crazy how King PwnCyrus Rex has been here posting through it all?

To you young whipper snappers, when times were desperate, this community always prostrated to the one True Creator who we've always deemed to be just.



It has been revealed to me that with sufficient prostration to the Rally Churro, we will in fact make the playoffs this season. It is my understanding that the Tank is no longer operational. We shall see who defines the next era.

My warm regards. See you in prayer.

- George

For more details, and a walk through memory lane, please reference this thread: https://jazzfanz.com/threads/churro...und-for-worshippers-of-the-rallychurro.65182/

 

[George W]

https://www.cameo.com/recipient/vlUulMvmO

Lest We Forget

- George

 

[David Hume]

But a sentient Churro defies the notion of consciousness arising from a living, biological substrate. It is not observable either. Hence, it contradicts modern science and an empirical stance.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

It would be a bummer to miss out on the lottery prospects, but damn, a playoff run would be fun.

 

[idiot]

Well a rally churro is about as good a reverse jinx as exists on Jazzfanz. Tankers should give this thread their support.

 

[infection]

Well a rally churro is about as good a reverse jinx as exists on Jazzfanz. Tankers should give this thread their support.

I was going to say that this thread is a bridge to unite all of Jazz Nation. The churro believers believe, and the churro truthers will be happy in their belief of a jinx.

It’s the best of both worlds.

 

[fishonjazz]

It would be a bummer to miss out on the lottery prospects, but damn, a playoff run would be fun.

No doubt. If kessler, Key, Sexton, Lauri, Cody, Taylor, and sensabaugh carry us into a playoff run then F the tank. I much prefer that scenario to the tank.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

No doubt. If kessler, Key, Sexton, Lauri, Cody, Taylor, and sensabaugh carry us into a playoff run then F the tank. I much prefer that scenario to the tank.

This is where I'm at. Playoff basketball is much more enjoyable than tanking. As I've said before, I don't trust the lottery balls no matter how bad we do. Balls deep is how the lottery would probably do us.

 

[Douchebag K]

good lord your wife must be the most dissatisfied woman in the seven kingdoms with how prematurely you've come

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Well a rally churro is about as good a reverse jinx as exists on Jazzfanz. Tankers should give this thread their support.

I’ve already proven the churros is a false god no better than the golden calf Moses destroyed.

For this sayeth the great Tank: for I lead thee out of darkness and into the light. And thou shall be redeemed by my son Cooper Flag, the way the truth and the life. Listen not to the deceiving angel the post season for he will beguile you down into utter stagnation, for no man can enter by the light except by my son the Cooper Flagg, thus sayeth the great and everlasting tank.

 

[HermanG]

As much as a playoff run intrigues me, I have been told that there was an incident last spring involving rally churro and Kenneth Lofton Jr.

We may need a new blessing from The Great Baker.

 

[hgb]

I was going to say that this thread is a bridge to unite all of Jazz Nation. The churro believers believe, and the churro truthers will be happy in their belief of a jinx.

It’s the best of both worlds.

But what about Mr Hume?

 

[hgb]

Anyway, I support the rally. It's always nice with good draft picks, obviously, but playoff basketball is way more fun. Tanking seasons are the worst.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

We may need a new blessing from The Great Baker.

Here is The Great Baker tossing you a blessing.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

"the churro truthers"

Churro Truthers...

That's hilarious right there.