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Official Jazz Awards?

Fine. I'll create an account and tally the votes if we want. Someone else has to come up with categories.
 
Fine. I'll create an account and tally the votes if we want. Someone else has to come up with categories.

C'mon guys, who's willing to give this a go??


Hack??

HeyHey??


Pretty sure you guys should be pouncing at the opportunity to host this.
 
This sounds entertaining enough. I mean, what else are we gonna do until preseason starts?
 
Well you've trended in that direction. But your depiction of my posts is ********.
I have a motto I use in business. It's called the '3B method' and I created it.

"Be brief, Be brilliant, Be gone"

Sometimes brevity won't suffice to get a point across and you are forced to post paragraphs to explain... and I do that many times each day.
What bugs me more than short posts is when someone writes a paragraph that can be said in a sentence. (at least it bugs me in business, that is)


That's actually 5 B's. Might wanna rethink the name for it.
 
Well you've trended in that direction. But your depiction of my posts is ********.
I have a motto I use in business. It's called the '3B method' and I created it.

"Be brief, Be brilliant, Be gone"

Sometimes brevity won't suffice to get a point across and you are forced to post paragraphs to explain... and I do that many times each day.
What bugs me more than short posts is when someone writes a paragraph that can be said in a sentence. (at least it bugs me in business, that is)

I bet your wife says "I ****ing hated it".
 
Some awards I hope exists.

1) "most likely to be a serial killer/child molester / psychopath in real life"

2) "poster you wish would post more"

3) "poster who is likely the most different from their online persona"

4) "most underrated poster"

All you guys know I fit in the second and fourth award categories.
 
Some awards I hope exists.

1) "most likely to be a serial killer/child molester / psychopath in real life"

2) "poster you wish would post more"

3) "poster who is likely the most different from their online persona"

4) "most underrated poster"

All you guys know I fit in the second and fourth award categories.

You should organize this bro.. I've still got 3 more weeks left on my vacation...
 
Some awards I hope exists.

1) "most likely to be a serial killer/child molester / psychopath in real life"

The Thriller

2) "poster you wish would post more"

U Gotta Love It Baby!

3) "poster who is likely the most different from their online persona"

Hack

4) "most underrated poster"

George

All you guys know I fit in the second and fourth award categories.

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Category Suggestions:

Poster with Best Basketball Knowledge

Poster with Best Humor

Most Underrated Poster

Best Thread Starter

Best Alt

Lifetime Achievement Award

Best Game Threads

Best Posting Rivalry
 
You should organize this bro.. I've still got 3 more weeks left on my vacation...

As tempting as it is because I would like to know how people voted I really shouldn't do this, it would eat a lot of time. We got like what 70+ active members on this site? That is way too much time.

We can think of categories while you on vacation for 3 weeks in the meantime.
 
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