Official Utah Utes Football 2012 Thread

[UGLI baby]

I am willing to have some fun with this. I am willing to change my avatar and sig to something Utah related (picked by a Utah fan) if BYU loses. If BYU wins then a Ute fan must do the same. Who is willing to make this bet with me?

Terrible bet.

"Hey man, if I win I get to take your hot wife out for a night on the town. If you win you get to take my 290 lb cousin Gertrud out on a date. DEAL?!?!"

 

[UGLI baby]

I'll just stick with my hot wife, thanks. Tell Gertrud hello.

 

[orangello]

I was trying to have the most fun that a mormon can have and you have just ruined it.

 

[orangello]

Thought that others might be interested in seeing this:

Patrick Kinahan ‏@PKKinahan

John White was unavailable for interviews after Utah practice today. They said he had a class to attend?

and

Patrick Kinahan ‏@PKKinahan

John White was not practicing during the last 20 minutes, during which the media can watch. Draw your own obvious conclusions

 

[UGLI baby]

Mother ****ing ****.

 

[orangello]

Mother ****ing ****.

I guess you won't like this much either:

Patrick Kinahan ‏@PKKinahan

Utah backup RB Jarrell Oliver stayed late to work on blocking schemes. He's ready for heavy duty. PK's w/JO is at https://1280thezone.com

 

[UGLI baby]

suuuucks. Guess YB was right. Dang.

 

[orangello]

suuuucks. Guess YB was right. Dang.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what did you want to bet?

 

[CONAN]

Back to the name calling I see, but I'm the classless one.

Correct, Nancy.

 

[CONAN]

Ok, but I might get thirsty on the way. Hope she doesn't mind if it's recycled.

No problem. Just come find me pretty please.

 

[freakazoid]

No problem. Just come find me pretty please.

I already found it. I threw the recycled beer at her, but then I kinda felt bad, so I left her some recycled corn dogs as a peace offering. You can thank me next spring for the greenest grass around.

 

[UGLI baby]

No White til USC, I've heard.

 

[CONAN]

I already found it. I threw the recycled beer at her, but then I kinda felt bad, so I left her some recycled corn dogs as a peace offering. You can thank me next spring for the greenest grass around.

Actually, she's not dead so the joke's on you Moron. But thanks for keeping the classless Ute stereotype alive. I am still sad we couldn't meet up. Lemme know if you ever change your mind.

 

[CONAN]

Back to the name calling I see, but I'm the classless one.

So let's see you make fun Mormons and also another Ute is offering to piss on my mom's grave. I call you a tool. And you cry foul about the lack of class. You are the epitome of a whining crying baby and a sackless tool to boot. Or you could just be a gigantic moron. Maybe a mix of all the above.

 

[freakazoid]

Actually, she's not dead so the joke's on you Moron.

Yeah, I feel kinda silly now. I should have known something was up when she smiled and asked if she could see me again.

I am still sad we couldn't meet up. Lemme know if you ever change your mind.

If everything works out, we'll see eachother at the family reunion. I'll bring the beer.

 

[CONAN]

Yeah, I feel kinda silly now. I should have known something was up when she smiled and asked if she could see me again.



If everything works out, we'll see eachother at the family reunion. I'll bring the beer.

Actually, they prefer painkillers.

 

[UGLI baby]

This thread took a turn for the suck. Go away people that suck.

 

[bigb]

This thread took a turn for the suck. Go away people that suck.

Then none of the Ute fans could post in the Ute thread. What fun would that be?

 

[leftyjace]

Don't feed the trolls. And don't be a troll. Be respectful. Do good unto others. Yadda yadda yadda.

 

[orangello]

I was serious about some sort of a gentleman's bet. No takers? I am seriously not trying to troll here.