What I find simple minded are your bait and switch false analogies. Have you ever looked at your paycheck? You pay unemployment insurance and SSI out of every paycheck, so it wouldn't be hypocritical for you to turn down a benefit that you already paid for - regardless of your philosophical feelings about them. But that of course has no ****ing relevance in what is happening here.
This is fairly black and white - this is a senator saying this group of people (whom I just so happen to represent) should get federal aid immediately while this other group of people should get NOTHING. If you can't see the hypocrisy in that then you're a moron and I can't help you.