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Jazzta: Big Al
Zombie: Agreed. Johnson on the floor hurts, period.
Ostertag>Duncan: DM is such a great passer too
Hekate: If we aren't going to use Fave, let's just play Udoh
Shad: we're looking great this game for another loss boys
Jazzta: They say Big Al can break a bull's neck with his bare hands
dipship31: that was closer than most favors 3's
Ron: Indiana won't stay this hot shooting in the second half.
JazzMan4Life: Yep their hot shooting rn is an outlier
8: Indy is scrubs. Jazz come back
Zombie: I mean, it might tho
Ellipse: If Mitchell isn't on the floor, this team is UGLY to watch.
Jazzta: Agreed, not much else to cheer for
8: I like watching Udoh also
Zombie: If we keep giving Thad wide open threes he might just keep making an
Zombie: Whoa, what's this now
8: Looks great
yamers: i like watching rubio brick shots
yamers: and ingles turn it over in traffic
yamers: and favors get beat on the rebounds
yamers: call me a sadist
Zombie: This is a strong contender for weirdest halftime show so far
yamers: oh and forgot that stupid **** crab dribble drive hood does in te paint for a brick
8: is this Tchaikovsky?
Hekate: wtf
Jazzta: Is this even allowed here?
8: Had same thought


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yamers: nightmares
8: With that chick fil a ad in back
yamers: wtffffffffffffffffff is this halftime show
MVP: must admit those buts look good
Jazzta: I never thought banging a gargoyle would become a fantasy
Zombie: Lmao @ 'gargoyle'
yamers: bruh
yamers: this is the worst ****
MVP: doggy style this looks very doable
Ron: Their high school girls...
Ostertag>Duncan: lmao Jazzta
MVP: wondering who designed those costumes
Zombie: These little girls are lucky that's what they had to follow
MVP: assess looked way to sexual
Zombie: The bar is very low is what I'm trying to say
yamers: i know what that was
8: Yup, second show is better
yamers: that was the dance to un-curse the jazz
Zombie: **** it. Bring the gargoyles back.
Zombie: I want more.
8: Boler is unimpressed
yamers: k
MVP: As long as MItchell stays healthy and with Jazz for next 15 years I am, all for whatever dances it takes
yamers: mitchel might need to go for 60 today
8: Quin won’t allow it
Ron: Both just normal ****** half time stuff. But at least we get some creepy comments to go with it.
Ellipse: I should start praying and every night ask God to keep Mitchell safe.
8: Copper hills dance squad coach getting canned
8: Tbh


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yamers: https://media1.giphy.com/media/zyYEI4i5WRWpO/giphy.gif?cid=8e2f2bd95a5d6d16397879734d7141ce" alt="" style="width:179px" />
yamers: rubio getting ready
MVP: Kanter had nice dunk
Ostertag>Duncan: those gargoyle asses doe
Zombie: Idk that anything about that gargoyle **** could be considered 'normal'
Hekate: the one on Cousins?
MVP: Ostertag>Duncan - thats what I was talking about, Only eye catcher for sure
MVP: Hekate - yes
Ostertag>Duncan: the shading they used really accentuates the gluteus maximus
MVP: yes, designer obviously had an agenda
8: Gargoyles are related to baboons
MVP: it worked on me I must admit
MVP: we all are
8: Also, grow up sickos
MVP: ok grandpa... even viagra does not help you anymore?
Ellipse: LOL streamers!
Ron: Yeah, that enough talking about high school girls buts and how much it turned y'all on.
Zombie: Full disclosure when I was a little kid I thought the main girl gargoyle from the gargoyle cartoons was teh sexy
Ostertag>Duncan: They're in high school?
Ostertag>Duncan: Gargoyle West High?
Jazzta: How do you know they're highschool girls, I only saw shiny rear ends
MVP: [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/6CODRdx84GMHC/giphy.gif?cid=8e2f2bd95a5d6e036e4b57485142c857" alt="" style="width:179px" />
Zombie: Also the problem with dancers in that kind of getup is its impossible to know if they are High schoolers or just built like ballerinas
Ostertag>Duncan: I agree Jazzta, like wtf, how are we suppose to know. All I so was chrome booty
Ostertag>Duncan: saw*
MVP: Jazzta.... you should see their ages encrypted on those shiny assess apparently
Ostertag>Duncan: Ya Jazzta, ya sicko
MVP: [img]https://jazzfanz.com/chat/includes/emojis/img/16/1f603.png
Ron: I mean besides that it was a collaboration with a dance studio and a high school was the big give away.
JazzMan4Life: What the hell did I miss at half?


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Those chat room comments for the halftime show were hilarious. My favorite was “**** it, bring the gargoyles back”

Good stuff all around
 
I want to see this halftime show. How can I see it?
 
8: Pigs
MVP: Lots of ****
Ostertag>Duncan: you should read the encrypted chip data
Zombie: And we were supposed to know that how??
Ron: They said it.
JazzMan4Life: MVP bringing some nostalgia
Zombie: I mean, I'm sure they announced it at the game but watching the stream you can't hear that ****
MVP: I bet there wil be solme recording of this on internet
Ron: It was printed on the screen as well, lol.
Witty: some old ladies were molesting sloan
MVP: so Jazzman4life not all hope is lost
Zombie: Ok seeing the pink grandma's give sloan a back rub was just the wholesome ish I needed to wash that halftime away
MVP: Ron, So if they high schoolers some of them may be 18 year olds already?
Ron: Also there really isn't adults putting in that kind of performance.
Ostertag>Duncan: Get over it Ron, seriously
Ron: Maybe 18, still pervy comments.
MVP: sorry it hurt your feelings. WE were just appreciating female body beauty
Ostertag>Duncan: Ok sleep better at night telling us off? Like we knew, and like weren't just shooting the **** about a stupid **** halftime where the designer decided
Ostertag>Duncan: to obviously accentuate their asses. It was all silly and were just playing along.
yamers: wtf are u guys yammering about
Witty: pacer guards doing whatever they want
Ostertag>Duncan: PC needing to sleep better at night
yamers: rubio's defense is seriously over-rated
Witty: these guys are talking about being pedophiles, and the other ones are getting very offended
yamers: he is like a pest but gets burned by guards


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8: Jazz suckin
MVP: I think if those girls after seeing those costumes oked to dance in them obviously they are ok with all the **** comments
Ron: Sorry, I'll let you get back to telling us all how much high school kids turn you on in a game thread. What else about high school kids turn y'all on?
yamers: rubio just cant handle
Zombie: Ron, dude. Just stop.
Ellipse: Down by 20.
yamers: i think the jazz might need to cut rubio
yamers: like waive him
MVP: ok, lets forcus on game
oneye: This team is so ugly sometimes. Rubio is a big part of why IMO.
8: Yeah, Ron, stop, accept the status quo
Ron: No, I'm dying to hear. That's why I'm on jazz fans.
Hekate: Quin gonna murder someone
yamers: man
yamers: rubio is just awful
yamers: i actually predicted hes gona be bad
Saint: wait what happened?
oneye: Yeah the team by leaving Rubio in
yamers: but i never knew he would be a total disaster
yamers: like hes far exceeded my prediction in terms of being bad
8: Indy isn’t even good. Embarrassing
MVP: lol Indy is certainly better then us at this point
oneye: Indy really isn’t that bad
Zombie: There was a dance team in weird fully body gargoyle outfits that accentuated the dancers figures
Jazz4ever: Indy is good when Oladipo plays
JazzMan4Life: Indy isn't bad but yeah this sucks
8: Play udoh and mitchell all the minutes
MVP: A solid playoff tema in the east, will probably end up being 5-6 seed.
Zombie: Apparently the dance team was high schoolers and Ron is taking us to task for making a comment about them
JazzMan4Life: at this point I'm just here for DM
oneye: It’s a big let down season after last for sure
yamers: honestly, this is ugly
Saint: yeah that is pretty weird if yall are get boners for high schoolers
8: eastern conference is bad. Indy’s is eastern conference. Indy is bad.
Ostertag>Duncan: whoah
yamers: I think if we are going to be bad
Ostertag>Duncan: who said we were getting boners. Speak for youself cy
oneye: This organization would be in real trouble if DM wasn’t here
MVP: 8 you may want to check records before talking
oneye: for attendance as well


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Yamers:wtf are you guys yammering about lol
 
Zombie: I mean, I didn't think they were sexy at all
Witty: you all are ****ing weird
yamers: I think we should pack it up and tank all the way
Zombie: It was weird at
Jazzta: omg we still talkin gargoyle booty?
yamers: maybe trae young?
Witty: cant we go back to making fun of rubio yelping when he drives to the hoop
Zombie: Yeah jazzta you're a monster
oneye: Joe has to shoot more
Zombie: Joe needs to not play
8: Udoh gonna make a run again
yamers: rubio with an awful drive
yamers: favors takes out the garbage tho
oneye: I agree if he passes wide open shots like that
Zombie: For what he brings to the offense he loses twice as much on defense
Zombie: Oh wait. You meant Ingles
Zombie: My b bro
Jazzta: Joe's been stepping on the line too often
Zombie: I'm a idiot
oneye: Yes ingles
MVP: Nice judo move favors
oneye: He needs to just shoot that shot
Sneakers: can we talk about how bad Rubio is
Sneakers: i just like to come do that
Sneakers: its the only way i feel a little better
8: Rubio is bad
Jazzta: No really 20 down to Indiana at home...
yamers: this team is just so predictable
oneye: So can we trade someone besides Derrick?
Sneakers: cant believe we traded a first round pick for him
Ostertag>Duncan: I'd honestly get in a argument about Gargoyles again than watch this garbage
Ostertag>Duncan: rather*
Saint: how is that not an and 1?
MVP: For How bad Rubio is this poass was nice
Zombie: Same pretty
8: Jazz could use a gargoyle on the team
JazzMan4Life: Donovan says NO we get 3
Zombie: Hahaha my phone auto corrects ostertag to pretty
Ostertag>Duncan: pretty accurate zombie
str8line: Just tuned in... Donovan with 21 already huh?


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Good thing Burks is riding pine. Team is so much better now
 
Ostertag>Duncan: Donovans had a few beautiful plays today
Ostertag>Duncan: check em out
Sneakers: so now we basically have to figure out how to not anthony davis our teams w donovan
str8line: Wow. He just drained another 3.
Sneakers: like have terrible teams w a really good player
8: Mitchell is amazing
oneye: The amount out on Donovans plate is ridiculous. His teammates should be embarrassed the kid gets no help
MVP: Donovan is just sick
oneye: Favs is doing his part tonight too but that’s it
Jazzta: Donovan just passed Karl Malone in +20 games as a rookie
str8line: Yeah, OD I will. He is just stunning isn't he?
JazzMan4Life: Donovan trying to carry us
Saint: O'Neale has played well
Jazz4ever: Its DM and Favors vs the world tonight
yamers: imagine this team without mitchel
yamers: we'd be in the toilet bowl
str8line: Damn! Already passed the Mailman.
Hekate: O'Neale
yamers: wait we already are
yamers: but we'd be the worst team in the league
Saint: The Jazz's problm isnt any one player (other than Johnson) it's just that we have so many non-scorers on the tam
Hekate: Udoh and Mitchell only positives
Saint: like we start 4 dudes who cant create their own shot
JazzMan4Life: DM O'neale Jingles Jerebko Favs should finish
Jazzta: Donovan the 3rd statue
oneye: I just fed bad for Donovan, he bring some every single night and the only side kick he hasn’t is then guy in trade rumors
Jazz4ever: The team was built for Hayward
str8line: O'Neale is so athletic. I dissed him because it seemed like the game came fast to him. Maybe I was wrong.
JazzMan4Life: 4th Jazzta don't forget Rudy
Saint: and we only have three dudes who can create their own shot on the team. One of them is playing really bad atm,
Saint: One is super old and cant play any D
Saint: and the other is Mitchell, but he's just a rookie
Jazzta: Hope you're right Jazzman
yamers: dont forget
Shad: this is the last year we can tank and get better odds
yamers: we traded a brick machine
yamers: for george hill
Shad: embrace it
Witty: uh that was a three
str8line: I wish we were the worst team right now.


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