Panda Sex

[RandyForRubio]

Lu Lu the panda had sex for 18 minutes, breaking the panda sex record.

 

[sirkickyass]

Truly a great day in world history.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

 

[moevillini]

Who keeps track of these things? Is there a database somewhere?

 

[RandyForRubio]

Who keeps track of these things? Is there a database somewhere?

Pretty sure that dude in the picture, cause he looks like he's really enjoying it.

 

[TroutBum]

Who keeps track of these things? Is there a database somewhere?

I actually developed the app for this. It originally was built to keep track of my poohs, you know, size, color, frequency, but it just seemed to work for so many other things that I just had to share it.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Lu Lu the panda had sex for 18 minutes, breaking the panda sex record.
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How come all your pictures are always tiny?

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

I thought maybe you were forgetting to uncheck the little box thingy, but when I do it that way I get tiny pictures, only with this little attachment thingy. Also, now it won't let me edit. Jazzfanz has some weird little quirks sometimes.

 

[babe]

Pretty sure that dude in the picture, cause he looks like he's really enjoying it.

yah, and ya gotta wonder about the zoobies because I never hear them get this excited about elevating gender issues with their animals. Anybody wanna do some attention-getting lawsuits about it?

 

[LogGrad98]

What kind of family web site now allows panda on panda porn. What's next, allowing stick figure illustrations?

Wait that is a no on the 2nd one, I got a warning. So pictures of real sex are better than stick drawings of parts. Those are some weird family values there, just sayin'.

 

[fallenchicken]

Shattered my record.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Shattered my record.

What is the longest you have ever had sex with a panda?

 

[The Pearl]

"There is no charge for awesomeness."

 

[fallenchicken]

What is the longest you have ever had sex with a panda?

Significantly shorter than 18 minutes, but only because the zookeeper called the cops and i had to run.

 

[moevillini]

so that's why you're a fallen chicken, eh?


Perhaps you're really that Burger King chicken that had sex with the french fries?

 

[babe]

What kind of family web site now allows panda on panda porn. What's next, allowing stick figure illustrations?

Wait that is a no on the 2nd one, I got a warning. So pictures of real sex are better than stick drawings of parts. Those are some weird family values there, just sayin'.

Definitely have to side with the management on this one. Children will copy your stick figure drawings, study them, pass them around. And the two fuzzy things whatever they're doing no child will look twice, or think once.

yep.

Definitely infinitely more explicit when you reduce it all to stick figures.

Like if I write a book and work in some salacious little vignettes, it will get to the library shelves while a crude little ditty one tenth the salaciousness on a napkin will be passed around on the qt and everyone in class will giggle at it. Nobody will ever see it in the book.