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Passover Friday: The coming of Elijah -- Grizzlies @ Jazz 7:00 pm MST

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“Behold, I will reveal unto you a Championship, by the hand of Elijah, before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Donovan. And he shall plant in the hearts of the children the promises made to the fathers, and the hearts of the children shall turn to their fathers. If it were not so, the entire Jazz nation would be utterly wasted at his coming.”

As we begin the celebrations of Easter this week, we begin with Passover Friday. The Jewish people have, for centuries, left an open seat for the coming of Elijah at the Passover Feast. Elijah, spoken of in the last chapter of the Old Testament, was promised to come to turn hearts of children to fathers, and hearts of fathers to children. Yes, today is Good Friday, but how on earth is this relevant, not only to the Jazz now, but to a game with the Grizzlies?

The 1991-1992 Utah Jazz: the year of the bromance.

During the 91-92 seasons, locker-room chemistry was at an all-time high. The Jazz were firing on all cylinders, both on and off the court. It was a year that ended in the western conference finals. This bond of togetherness had never been stronger, until perhaps this season. There were two main “bromance factions” happening within the locker-room that year.

Karl Malone and Isaac Austin

“Ike” Austin was a 6’10” center out of Arizona State who was in his rookie season with the Utah Jazz. Austin played two seasons with the Jazz before heading overseas, and eventually returning to the NBA where he won the 1997 most improved player award. The Jazz certainly could have used him during their finals runs. Karl had taken Ike under his wing. The two formed a unique friendship that has lasted through the decades. Karl had even asked Austin to be the Godfather of a couple of his children. Rather than wax poetically about this friendship, you can read about this incredibly true story here:

John Stockton, Corey Crowder, and Blue Edwards

Theodore (Blue) was entering his third year with the Jazz. He and Stockton had always gotten along remarkably. However, it was not until the arrival of Corey Crowder that this relationship could fully blossom into the tubular-trio. Stockton, typically quite shy and reserved, began to really come out of his shell as he would socialize with Corey and Blue. They would spend time together hanging out at Cottonwood Mall, eating at The Philadelphian, and attending Salt Lake Golden Eagles games. They made a pact that the three of them, or their children, would win a championship while in Utah.

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Above: Corey Crowder and Isaac Austin.

The promises made to the fathers

May 28, 1992

The Jazz are defeated 4-2 by the Portland Trailblazers in the western conference finals. Upon defeat, the Stockton/Edwards/Crowder trio faces uncertainty about their future and getting another run. Concerned, the three address this with owner Larry Miller in exit interviews.

Larry reveals his covenant with the three:

Larry Miller said:
I will bless you three above measure, and make your names great among Jazz Nation, and thou shalt be a blessing unto thy seed after thee, that in their hands they shall bear this title and championship unto all Jazz Nation.

The end of an era

As Jazz GM Scott Layden receives word from his time-traveling self of the ultimate betrayal of him by the Jazz franchise, he swears to breakup all bromances. He waived Crowder and sends him packing to Europe. Austin is not far behind as he, too, follows Crowder to Europe.

June 24, 1992

Scott Layden packages Blue Edwards and Erick Murdock with a first round pick to send to Milwaukee for Jay Humphries and Larry Krystkowiak. Upon hearing the news, the trio, plus Karl and Isaac, all went out for drinks on Karl’s birthday and attended the Scorpions concert. Frustrated and dejected, the five lamented the promise of a championship made by Larry, and wondered how breaking this team up fit in to the larger plan. When complete darkness nearly consumed them, the Scorpions began playing “Winds of Change” and Austin was moved upon to speak inspired words that then became known as “the prophecy of Isaac.”

Prophecy of Isaac said:
Behold, I will reveal unto you a Championship, by the hand of Elijah, before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Donovan. And he shall plant in the hearts of the children the promises made to the fathers, and the hearts of the children shall turn to their fathers. If it were not so, the entire Jazz nation would be utterly wasted at his coming.

They did not know what this meant, but felt reassured that their time together was certainly not at an end. They knew that their children could carry their legacy on for them. Only Blue had no children at the time, and they had no idea who Elijah was. They had figured that the great and glorious day of the Donovan referral to Billy Donovan, the Jazz’s 1987 second round pick.

February 3, 1994

A year and a half after the Layden used a first round pick to trade Blue Edwards, Stockton confronts him and demands he give back Jay Humphries to get his friend Blue back. Revealing his plan to destroy the trio, Layden states that he would have to be a fool to trade Blue and a draft pick for Humphries, only to trade back. Enraged, Stockton confronts Miller.

“If Jay Humphries isn’t traded back for Blue Edwards by the end of the day,” Stockton informs, “you will have my public announcement of my retirement.”

By 10:00 pm that night, the Jazz had packaged a second round pick with Jay Humphries to send to the Boston Celtics (where Blue was then playing) in exchange for Blue alone. “If this backfires, it’s on your head,” Layden tells Stockton. “The optics on this are horrible — we traded a young prospect in Murdock and a first round pick, only to turn around and trade our return back, accompanied by another pick.”

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June 24, 1995

Three years to the day of the first exit of Edwards; Karl, John, and Blue were all out celebrating Karl’s birthday again – this time at a Color Me Badd concert, when Karl received a phone call on his cell phone:

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Color Me Badd was in the middle of their set and playing “I Wanna Sex You Up” when people gave the five Jazzmen dirty looks when the phone rang.



“This better be good,” Karl stated to the individual on the other end of the line. “They’re playing my favorite jam!”

“You guys thought you could go over my head by having Larry trade back for Blue, but I’ve got news for you,” Layden told Malone. “I’ve left Blue exposed in the expansion draft and his contract now belongs to the Vancouver Grizzlies. Pass the message along [click].”

Blue then leaves to Vancouver for the inaugural seasons of the Grizzlies franchise.

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Karl and John, left with each other, swear they will reunite their bromances in the future and bring a title to Utah.

Blue, now in Vancouver, begins to set his sights on his posterity, realizing that he himself may never play for the Jazz, or with his friends, again.

Who is Elijah?

In 1997, Blue met a woman in a Vancouver bar and began an 18-month affair. From this relationship came Blue’s first-born son, Elijah. Blue later got in a nationally publicized – in both the US and Canada – custody dispute with the mother. The story was even, no joke, turned into a made-for-TV movie (see below).



The names were changed (from Elijah to Noah, and from Blue to Ty -- this is not parody).

August 22, 2000

Isaac Austin, now back in the NBA, is traded by the Washington Wizards to the Vancouver Grizzlies. This franchise becomes Ike’s final destination as he presides over the Grizzlies move from Vancouver to Memphis.

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“I believe the move to Memphis was appropriate,” Austin said. “With Blue being on the inaugural team, it’s fitting that the franchise moves to the land of the delta blues. Blues and Jazz, Jazz and Blues. Elijah’s coming!”

Years later, Isaac instructs his nephew, Isaiah Austin, to attend Baylor University to play basketball to catch the eye of Dennis Lindsey, so that he, too, may participate in the fulfillment of the championship prophecy with the Utah Jazz. Unfortunately, Isaiah was diagnosed with Marfan’s Syndrome and was unable to enter the NBA draft. With the assistance of Lindsey, the league drafts Austin in ceremonial fashion.

The fulfillment of the promise

February 8, 2018: The Jazz trade for Corey’s son Jae.

March 17, 2018: The Jazz sign John’s son David.

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(much thanks to @8 for taking this picture)

With Crowder and Stockton, the Jazz now have 2/3 of the prerequisite players for the fulfillment of the promise and the prophecy.

March 30, 2018: The Jazz face off against the Memphis Grizzlies in anticipation of the coming of Elijah.

“Blue was taken from the Jazz franchise by the Grizzlies,” Austin explains, “it’s only fitting that Elijah comes through Memphis.”

Will Elijah suit up for the Jazz tonight, reuniting the Stockton/Edwards/Crowder trio, or will he suit up for the for the Grizzlies, sabotaging their efforts? Or will his coming be spiritual in nature? Nobody can say for certain.

Is there a worthy sacrament of which we can partake to participate in the fulfillment of this prophecy? Yea, I say there is. Behold the holy trinity of JazzFanz karma:

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Behold, I declare the restoration of the fullness of the churro upon your heads, JazzFanz, and the keys of the churro are committed into your hands for photoshop; and by this ye may know that the great and glorious day of the Donovan is near, even at the doors.
 
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Wow... just wow. Incredible memory of Jazz history (parody and not) is the most impressive.
 
I miss blue Edwards.
Lol @ they all went to a scorpions concert


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The churro thing often backfires. The basketball gods are always offended by the false worship of churros. I plead with everyone to stop the churro thing once and for all.
 
Need a good win to get rid of this pissy attitude and pessimism I've had towards this team the last day and a half.

One of my favourite thing about #rallychurro is the ppl who fear the cursing power of the churro. Whichever way you cut it, you're thrusting power onto maybe one of the most bizarre memes of jazzfanz.


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at any rate, churro knows best. Why reward past playoff pushes without Donovan Mitchell on our side? Why retain Hayward when he would stunt the development of #ourchosenone.

The Churro knows, everybody.
 
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