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Saint: damn Boris Diaw is in the crowd w/ some milf with giant ****
tonstermits: lololololl
Catchall: noticed diaw
DownUnder: always liked Holiday
Witty: wheres boris
Witty: wheres this ***** milf
DownUnder: JJ looling like a 37 yo instead of a 55 yo now
Ellipse: Another 1-7 half by Hood. 0-4 from 3. This crap is becoming too common.
Witty: but he's consistent


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tonstermits: boris must like the experience of an older woman
Witty: omg how did i miss this
Witty: the stream stopped at a hilarious part
DownUnder: Boris likes the experience of all different kinds of women
Saint: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSqkAEdVMAEnTYL.jpg
Witty: https://i.imgur.com/xOp8Vvl.png
Witty: doing gods work
Witty: cept she looks kinda fried
Saint: big ole *******
Zombie: Don't know about th3 milf part, but she got some big ol boobies
Saint: she over 35
Saint: she a milf
Witty: time to go stalk some borid diaw insta


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Witty: see if we can get a better understanding of the situation
Saint: Diaw seems like a dude who probably has a lot of orgies
DownUnder: she looks 45
tonstermits: diaws girl def has some tonstermits


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Ellipse: Is chat working?
Saint: yes
Ellipse: Chat wasn't accepting my posts, maybe I had myself on ignore.
Saint: u got to restart it sometimes
Ellipse: k
Zombie: It's the ilf part not the m I'm taking issue with
Saint: lmao the jazz cam shows diaw again


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Saint: this time crops out the giant breast
Witty: she looked better in the time they showed him again
Witty: except they cropped her and her funbags out
Ellipse: Rubio/DM tandem working well this game.
Zombie: Oh ok. I was just working off cys screen shot
Jazzta: Would bang
Zombie: Looked a lil rough
DownUnder: very rough around the edges
Saint: you a picky **** bish
Witty: nah she was hot
Zombie: Gotta have standards my dude
yamers: mitchell
yamers: got to stop fouling
Jazzta: Don't ignore a couple good knockers
Saint: nah
Saint: standards are for losers tbh
Jazzta: Underestimate
Ellipse: Mitchell with 3 fouls. I am not a fan of taking fouls in the 1st half to stop fast breaks. Bites DM in the **** again.
Zombie: Ok my stream is behind and I got another look
Zombie: Def would Banff
Zombie: Uh. Bang.
Saint: 2 late bruh you cant bang no mo
Zombie: **** that, Boris better look out
tonstermits: I wonder if Boris paid for his tickets
yamers: mitchel out for
yamers: 2 weeks
yamers: enjoy
Saint: damn mitchell hurt
Saint: or not
Jazzta: These Pels are pesky
DownUnder: getting a bad feeling about this game
tonstermits: Mitchell probably playing with a broken arm but he doesnt give af
Witty: jazz looking autistic on the offesnive end
Saint: the amount of shots Rondo has hit tonight that he has no business hitting
yamers: wtf was that
yamers: lmao


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Witty: id be floored in mitchell is fine
Witty: if
DownUnder: FFS JOE INGLES SHOOT IF YOU'RE OPEN FOR 3
yamers: probably fine
tonstermits: mitchell just helped up ingles off the floor with the same arm
yamers: looks like he has shaken it off
JazzMan4Life: Jingles leveling Cousins there
Saint: that was weird af
Jazz4ever: Rubio carrying us
yamers: 5v4 and we still couldn't convert lmao
Saint: that a charge, block, and carry
Saint: I mean, it should be a block, cuz you got to let guys turn into space
Saint: but if they dont call any foul, it's a carry on ingles
Jazzta: Rubio having a solid quarter
tonstermits: all utah babies look exactly the same
yamers: boris diaw
yamers: wtf is he doing her
Jazzta: But the refs saw it was Cousins and thought "screw it, play along"
Ellipse: This is not Hood's night.
tonstermits: do you think boris is in it for the riveting coversations
Jazzta: Diaw living the life


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Zombie: Please ingles. Just shoot when you're open.
Saint: ingles was worried about the trailing cousins
DownUnder: Cousins was not in the same postcode
Witty: hood with the monster offensive play there
yamers: mitche looks fine
yamers: hood has been awful
DownUnder: Hoodie has been terrible tonight no doubt
yamers: just saw em fall over
tonstermits: ingles had a chance to show us a dunk
yamers: poor mitch
Saint: Hood just doesnt really know how to draw contact without being out of control
yamers: has had like 12 potential assists
yamers: these fools cant hit
Saint: like his idea of forcing contact is just running straight into someone
yamers: wtf is cousins doing
DownUnder: lol
yamers: picking on old man joe
DownUnder: surely that's a tech ...
Jazzta: Joe not phased by boogie lololol
JazzMan4Life: thats Joe Jesus youre tryin to punk
dipship31: Clipper joe back
Saint: Joe did elbow the **** out of him
tonstermits: a fan is bitching about cousin yelling f bombs lol
Saint: id be pissed if I was Cousins
yamers: there u go MITCH
tonstermits: "language!"
JazzMan4Life: lol censor his ****
Carbon13: are there any joe johnsons in the draft this year?
Saint: I do feel bad for cousins sometimes
Zombie: Y Tho? He's earned his rep
dipship31: i don't feel bad for cousins, but i agree the dude gets no respect, no respect!
Saint: I mean, refs should be as impartial as possible
Saint: Johnson did elbow the **** out of him
tonstermits: jj fouled the **** out of cousins


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Saint: but Cousins is a giant
DownUnder: thats the closest i've seen to JJ smiling after that, he knew he'd sucked in Cousins
Saint: so its not as noticeable
DownUnder: has JJ lost some weight ?
Saint: but if he did that to anyone, itd be an auto foul on Cousins
Zombie: For sure, no doubt about that.
Witty: streams are garbo today
Witty: that chick was tucking that kung pow chicken down quick
Zombie: But I think if you have a ****** whiny attitude and throw temper tantrums on the court that's going to come back at you at some point
tonstermits: i think cousins is the most misunderstood man in the world
yamers: deeeeeez NUTZ
dipship31: wow the pels first free throws, their fans are pissed
yamers: yeh streams have been total **** today
Zombie: I dont think he's a bad guy. He just can't control himself very well
Saint: i mean, it shouldn't come back at you
Saint: refs shouldn't be vindictive
DownUnder: He's prob a good dude off the court but he's a kind sized douche on it
Zombie: I don't think they're vindictive but any human is bound to let their biases come through
yamers: holiday amazing
Zombie: And refs are probably biased against him because of his long record of on court antics
yamers: yeh refs hate cousions
str8line: Had to pick up my kid. Did I miss anything?
DownUnder: holiday has some skillzz
tonstermits: did you catch the double d's next to boris?


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yamers: holiday this season 18/5/5
DownUnder: Cy wants to bang an old lady in the crowd
str8line: Cy preying on ancient cougars?
Jazzta: Cy would bang anything that moves in front of him
str8line: Of course he would, he's a basketball nerd.
yamers: well
yamers: we're ******** our self
yamers: soon as mitch went out
Witty: hand the ball to the guy 1 for 9
dipship31: this got outta hand
DownUnder: this lineup stinks
Ellipse: I hope Quin leaves Hood on the bench for the 4th. I don't care who takes his place.
str8line: Pels have some talent.
tonstermits: i feel like udoh has as good of a chance of making a half court shot as he does shooting in the paint
str8line: Hood still bad?
Jazz4ever: Burks and Hood 2-13, the bench brickers
DownUnder: yep
Catchall: There just isn't enough offensive talent on the floor for the Jazz
str8line: Ouch.
DownUnder: Udoh is an offensive juggernaut
str8line: Blow this **** up.
Saint: I dont know why we dont play Sefolosha
tonstermits: im ready for some tradez
Witty: quin saved him
Witty: saves
str8line: As we said earlier this year, get what you can for Favors and Burks and IMO Hood.
yamers: rly dont know whats up with hood
yamers: 4 tos
str8line: Favors is playing well though.
str8line: Has been.
Zombie: How the f we get down by 9 again. ****.
tonstermits: Im glad the 11-25 Lakers are on national tv again


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Well, I'm out. I think they are just outplaying us right now. I don't see us coming back into this game unless we find a way to stop leaving open 3s all over the floor.

Oh, and that woman Diaw was with? Perhaps she is in film?
 
This loss is on Snyder. Hood is so bad tonight and Thabo is just sitting on the bench.

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