Pink Elephant in the room - Jazz Intro

[Siro]

I'll bet that intro video intimidates the hell out of opposing teams. Especially when they see Favors can dead lift 7 pounds, and he only breaks a blood vessel in his forehead doing so.

That's not a deadlift. It's a dumbbell curl.

 

[Farmer.Tan]

That's not a deadlift. It's a dumbbell curl.

Thank The Lord. That changes everything.

 

[Siro]

Thank The Lord. That changes everything.

I honestly don't understand why he didn't just curl a heavier weight. I curl 30 lbs, and I'm a scrawny weakling.

 

[Farmer.Tan]

I honestly don't understand why he didn't just curl a heavier weight. I curl 30 lbs, and I'm a scrawny weakling.

Because then it wouldn't have gone with the rest of the intro...it would have actually been cool.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Because then it wouldn't have gone with the rest of the intro...it would have actually been cool.

You didn't think Kanter's nasty crabwalk was cool? Did you notice that intimidating expression on his face? Wicked!!!

 

[The Blue Elephant]

We could have purple babies.

 

[VINYLONE]

The audio video team for the Jazz must come from some local community college because their output is po'dunk small town mentality. It's really embarrassing.

 

[Doublea]

You mean this intro??!!?!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e974GNFB8rc

 

[Nate505]

Semi related to this is that Richard Jefferson sounds like a ****ing tool when he says he's from "The NBA University of Arizona" or whatever dumbass thing he's saying.

 

[pickledXgrandma]

They must have felt like exploited whores during the filming.

 

[addictionary]

Kanter looks retarded. They should fix this with much more higher paced team-work action clips gathered from this season's games when Trey gets to orchestrate.

 

[babe]

A few duffusses in a tunnel? holding basketballs and skipping the rope?????

don't we have anyone who can shoot a three or dunk it over some tall timber? Nobody who can pass a basketball to someone going up the glass?

might as well have a video with a coach doing the classic "thinker" pose.