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Pre Game
No Embiid,no Thybulle ,no Joe and now no Green . Can we win?
Hard trip! No expectative without biid, Looking for a go to guy in clutch moment ......
Is Maxey guarding Mitchell??
If so, 76ers will get blown out. Kid can’t defend to save himself.
Nah, I’m not gonna be losing any sleep to watch this team take another L.
10 pt underdog says it all. Not a good spot but hoping for the best!
Simmons will play more games than Embiid this year
Hopefully Tobias has a big game, trade him for Bogs/Ingles
When I think of Joe Ingles, I think of three things: coffee, cigarettes, and three pointers.
Mitchell, Clarkson, and Conley are going to bomb us off the court from three. Hope we get a good Niang game against his old team.
Niang revenge game
Gobert is a head case… see Myles turner fight last week. If Drummond just focuses on eating him up defensively I think we can win this game. He’s so easy to target and a major part of their success.
Cannot wait to see how many deep 2’s Mitchell bricks today
I didn’t even realize we dropped to 7th in the east until these assholes pointed it out
Tobi's haircut is terrible.
And it's just our luck that Embiid is the only player in the league who actually gets super sick from covid.
1st Half
Wait till the Jazz start isolating Mitchell on Maxey…..
It’ll be game over! Mitchell will just walk to the basket uncontested
How does Embiid get covid doesn't he wear a mask and get a shot?
A very loud round of applause for Georges Niang (@GeorgesNiang20) as he checks in for the first time tonight, playing against his former Jazz team for the first time.
And on his first touch, he drains the 3.
Look like kids going up against Gobert
Why is everyone so incapable of motion
Wish Embiid was playing so he could expose that fraud gobert
Dunno about Drummond post ups against Rudy. Seems suboptimal
Our guys need to learn that you can't attack the rim against Gobert, and certainly not weakly.
Jazz fans losing their mind when Rudy blocks a shot from a man 15 inches smaller than him
Furk bodying Gobert lol
These are the types of games where you just keep waiting for Tobi to be hungry and carry the team but he just doesn't.
Our perimeter defense is ***.
The problem is that Tobi is on a very negative value contract (thanks, elton); sixers would have to give up assets to move him or take back an even worse contract.
Harris is like the OPPOSITE of being the guy lmao
Most expensive lawn chair in the NBA
I was just thinking is there another max player in the league who isn’t considered trash that impacts the game as little as Tobi
It's mindblowing that Tobi makes DOUBLE Bojan Bogdanovic's average salary, 36 mil vs 18 mil, and they signed their contracts in the same offseason
I will never understand.
Embiid should win mvp just because of how bad we are without him
Tobias is such an unsatisfying, empty calorie player
For someone with almost no post moves, Andre Drummond sure likes to post up a lot
Any ****ing chance of running a play involving curry, or just running any fucjing play besides a heavily contested 3?
Ok I think we've established that driving into Gobert won't work
I remember when I thought Drummond was going to be good… what a ****ing idiot I am
The entire Jazz team seems 7 feet tall
I can’t stand the national commentary around Simmons. “Just cut ties and move on.” That’s exactly the point - dude has driven his trade stock through the floor and he’s basically worth 20 cents on the dollar. If he would just play, then we can boost his stock. It would increase his chances of getting traded. But no. Let’s reward crybaby Ben by actually trading him/giving him exactly what he wanted.
That ref as tall as Niang?
We’re better off playing small since Rudy’s slow *** can’t make it out to the perimeter.
This offensive play calling is offensive
Furkan is MVP of robbing us of all momentum
Ingenious decision from doc, running small ball with no aggressive players against two 7+ footers
Out rebounded by 20 is flat embarrassing. Have some pride. Clarkson has more rebounds than anyone on the team except Drummond
Out hussle and out rebounded. The team is giving up!
Why do the Sixers just insist on driving into Rudy Gobert every possession?
You’re making Booty Gogurt look good you should be ashamed
Did the team go out to one of them historic Utah strip clubs last night?
Yup and Doc Rivers was the stripper.
No one wants to play for this team, Ben is absolutely right wanting out from this team.
Why does Doc have a job?
Gobert had 4 blocks and has intimidated/altered a bunch more
This is going to be a blowout.
Haven't we suffered enough?
2nd Half
Curry is basically worthless without Embiid...
gettin blown tf out
Max contract Harris currently on a milk carton
Help we’ve fallen and we can’t get up
Yikes.
It will take a miracle to bounce back from this
Embarrassing
When Whiteside is giving you buckets it’s time to call it a day
Remember when Tobias said he was an All-Star? Lmfaooooooo
Team giving up, sad and pathetic. Unwatchable, watching Yellowstone. Goodnight
Since I can’t **** on the Jazz play tonight I will say that Quin Snyder looks like someone invented a time machine and went back to the Old West and recruited some mean, leathery bandit to coach a pro basketball team.
The Jazz get a free look on every possession
Rudy Goebert can only unleash his full potential when everyone on the court is more than a foot shorter than him or when he's being a super spreader.
Constantly driving the lane and trying to finish over the DPOY probably shouldn’t be the strategy. Need the 3 ball to get going.
Look, a coach who calls timeouts to kill runs
I love getting blown out on national tv. Let’s do it again Thursday!
Stop ****ing challenging gobert at the rim for **** sake
“I ain’t gonna lie, we gettin cooked”
I see why Rudy is the DPOY now. He bullies bad teams without stars to expose him.
Watching the Jazz run their offense and then watching the Sixers struggle to dribble beyond the three point line and chuck up a contested shot really puts things into perspective.
Must be one of the easiest games Gobert has played in his career.
Remember when we would debate Donovan vs Ben? Sad
this is embarassing, painful to watch
Harris has 4 points?
but no seriously....4 points for 30 mil a year tho.
not great lol
We actually have two other players with even fewer points tonight for 30+ mil a year.
Why the hell am I still watching this game?
Pashcall is big as **** lol
Just a suggestion but maybe we should substitute the Sixers theme song for Taps? What do you think?
**** your chicken lmao
Seth Curry is a solid -38 on the night.
Guys.... its only a 10 possession game
Tobias, signed Maxey rookie card, and the draft rights to any of our euro stashes for Mike Conley
I just realized our max player has 4 points I want to die
i figured the sixers could cover 11 ****ing points. not by a long shot. jesus ****ing christ man
I thought Joe would’ve jumped into Clarkson but instead Clarkson went behind his own back it looked like. Crazy handles there.
Clarkson’s handles man
Jazz are a smart team. We lack footspeed to defend Mitchell and Clarkson.
And that defense anchor Gobert
We stacked this lineup with like 5 shooters and none of them can make a shot to save their life, Jesus Christ we suck
just realized quinn snyder doesnt have eyebrows
Clarkson seems like a guy we should have could have signed a few different times.
Quin Snyder looks like he has the strongest Philly accent
Post Game
the Jazz just spent 48 minutes making us look like the goddamn Pelicans.
Can someone build a Batman Embiid Signal?
Patiently waiting for Tobias to prove he can elevate literally any team.
The day doc rivers is no longer the head coach of this team I swear I will have a huge smile on my face he’s does less with more
Couldn’t defend in space. Couldn’t defend the pick and roll. Couldn’t convert at the rim. Couldn’t shoot the three. Couldn’t rebound. Couldn’t move the ball on offense. Couldn’t make open shots when they had them.
Just ugly *** game. Furk’s shot is gone again. Shake forces way too much. The offense doesn’t run enough through Maxey.
Something tells me it’s going to be tough to win when scoring 85 points and shooting 37% from the field while allowing your opponent to shoot 52%. Too many guys were invisible tonight, really poor effort
35mil dollar man, tobiASS
Scoring 19 in 3 straight quarters has to be a 1st
Saying that I’m devastated is an understatement. I bet my life savings on the 76ers winning tonight. I’m shaking and violently throwing up. I don’t know what I’m going to tell my wife’s boyfriend; he will never forgive me. I’m never watching Philadelphia play again
embiid+ simmons = contenders, only embiid only simmons = playoff team, without embiid,without simmons = lottery team
What a mauling?
Adam silver is a threat to world peace for making us play like this
Rudy absolutely dominated Embiid. Held him to zero points Face with tears of joy Poverty franchise.
Jazz win. 35 point dub. Rudy MVP. Ben Simmons bad at basketball. Tears.
Got spanked
Well that was an unfortunate outing
I understand it's the first game of a west coast road trip and they're shorthanded but this team looks like ****.
We have literally the worst bench in NBA history. Trade Ben, trade Danny & get rid of all of our bench players
Maybe now you will realize that Doc Rivers sucks balls as a head coach and needs to be shown the unemployment line and a pink slip.
disgusting !!! They don't deserve to step on an NBA basketball court. How can you be so bad playing this sport? Where did these rats come from?
76ers won't win another game this year, pathetic team.
That performance was completely unacceptable. Sure Embiid is missing but where is the rest of the team? Every other team in the league has games where their best player is missing and still get some wins here and there. This team has gone to water after boasting about how together they were and how amazing the chemistry is after getting a few wins. This tough guy stance on trading Simmons is embarrassing and is only going to hurt the team further. Harris should also be on the trade pile too but there wouldnt be a team in the league that could afford both Harris and Simmons' contracts. Harris doesnt seem the same player without a proper PG feeding him the ball
I get that the fans have given up on Simmons but its games like these last 5 that prove how valuable he is to this team. When Embiid was missing large chunks of games the last 2 seasons we still got plenty of wins with Simmons and Harris. Now we cant buy a win.
Maxey is great but he isnt a true PG and shouldnt have to be. Trade Simmons for a proper PG before the team suffers more.
We are missing embiid, ben, thybulle and green. You not going to win games without 3 starters including the only superstar player you have and your best bench player. Like yall shocked we are they beat a team missing 3 starters and their best bench player? Seriously?
What am embarassment
Another failure season.more games to come but still failure in the end....trade harris he sucks
At some point someone's going to have to remember how to make a 3. Maybe this will be the embarrassment they needed to unf**k themselves.
No Embiid,no Thybulle ,no Joe and now no Green . Can we win?
Hard trip! No expectative without biid, Looking for a go to guy in clutch moment ......
Is Maxey guarding Mitchell??
If so, 76ers will get blown out. Kid can’t defend to save himself.
Nah, I’m not gonna be losing any sleep to watch this team take another L.
10 pt underdog says it all. Not a good spot but hoping for the best!
Simmons will play more games than Embiid this year
Hopefully Tobias has a big game, trade him for Bogs/Ingles
When I think of Joe Ingles, I think of three things: coffee, cigarettes, and three pointers.
Mitchell, Clarkson, and Conley are going to bomb us off the court from three. Hope we get a good Niang game against his old team.
Niang revenge game
Gobert is a head case… see Myles turner fight last week. If Drummond just focuses on eating him up defensively I think we can win this game. He’s so easy to target and a major part of their success.
Cannot wait to see how many deep 2’s Mitchell bricks today
I didn’t even realize we dropped to 7th in the east until these assholes pointed it out
Tobi's haircut is terrible.
And it's just our luck that Embiid is the only player in the league who actually gets super sick from covid.
1st Half
Wait till the Jazz start isolating Mitchell on Maxey…..
It’ll be game over! Mitchell will just walk to the basket uncontested
How does Embiid get covid doesn't he wear a mask and get a shot?
A very loud round of applause for Georges Niang (@GeorgesNiang20) as he checks in for the first time tonight, playing against his former Jazz team for the first time.
And on his first touch, he drains the 3.
Look like kids going up against Gobert
Why is everyone so incapable of motion
Wish Embiid was playing so he could expose that fraud gobert
Dunno about Drummond post ups against Rudy. Seems suboptimal
Our guys need to learn that you can't attack the rim against Gobert, and certainly not weakly.
Jazz fans losing their mind when Rudy blocks a shot from a man 15 inches smaller than him
Furk bodying Gobert lol
These are the types of games where you just keep waiting for Tobi to be hungry and carry the team but he just doesn't.
Our perimeter defense is ***.
The problem is that Tobi is on a very negative value contract (thanks, elton); sixers would have to give up assets to move him or take back an even worse contract.
Harris is like the OPPOSITE of being the guy lmao
Most expensive lawn chair in the NBA
I was just thinking is there another max player in the league who isn’t considered trash that impacts the game as little as Tobi
It's mindblowing that Tobi makes DOUBLE Bojan Bogdanovic's average salary, 36 mil vs 18 mil, and they signed their contracts in the same offseason
I will never understand.
Embiid should win mvp just because of how bad we are without him
Tobias is such an unsatisfying, empty calorie player
For someone with almost no post moves, Andre Drummond sure likes to post up a lot
Any ****ing chance of running a play involving curry, or just running any fucjing play besides a heavily contested 3?
Ok I think we've established that driving into Gobert won't work
I remember when I thought Drummond was going to be good… what a ****ing idiot I am
The entire Jazz team seems 7 feet tall
I can’t stand the national commentary around Simmons. “Just cut ties and move on.” That’s exactly the point - dude has driven his trade stock through the floor and he’s basically worth 20 cents on the dollar. If he would just play, then we can boost his stock. It would increase his chances of getting traded. But no. Let’s reward crybaby Ben by actually trading him/giving him exactly what he wanted.
That ref as tall as Niang?
We’re better off playing small since Rudy’s slow *** can’t make it out to the perimeter.
This offensive play calling is offensive
Furkan is MVP of robbing us of all momentum
Ingenious decision from doc, running small ball with no aggressive players against two 7+ footers
Out rebounded by 20 is flat embarrassing. Have some pride. Clarkson has more rebounds than anyone on the team except Drummond
Out hussle and out rebounded. The team is giving up!
Why do the Sixers just insist on driving into Rudy Gobert every possession?
You’re making Booty Gogurt look good you should be ashamed
Did the team go out to one of them historic Utah strip clubs last night?
Yup and Doc Rivers was the stripper.
No one wants to play for this team, Ben is absolutely right wanting out from this team.
Why does Doc have a job?
Gobert had 4 blocks and has intimidated/altered a bunch more
This is going to be a blowout.
Haven't we suffered enough?
2nd Half
Curry is basically worthless without Embiid...
gettin blown tf out
Max contract Harris currently on a milk carton
Help we’ve fallen and we can’t get up
Yikes.
It will take a miracle to bounce back from this
Embarrassing
When Whiteside is giving you buckets it’s time to call it a day
Remember when Tobias said he was an All-Star? Lmfaooooooo
Team giving up, sad and pathetic. Unwatchable, watching Yellowstone. Goodnight
Since I can’t **** on the Jazz play tonight I will say that Quin Snyder looks like someone invented a time machine and went back to the Old West and recruited some mean, leathery bandit to coach a pro basketball team.
The Jazz get a free look on every possession
Rudy Goebert can only unleash his full potential when everyone on the court is more than a foot shorter than him or when he's being a super spreader.
Constantly driving the lane and trying to finish over the DPOY probably shouldn’t be the strategy. Need the 3 ball to get going.
Look, a coach who calls timeouts to kill runs
I love getting blown out on national tv. Let’s do it again Thursday!
Stop ****ing challenging gobert at the rim for **** sake
“I ain’t gonna lie, we gettin cooked”
I see why Rudy is the DPOY now. He bullies bad teams without stars to expose him.
Watching the Jazz run their offense and then watching the Sixers struggle to dribble beyond the three point line and chuck up a contested shot really puts things into perspective.
Must be one of the easiest games Gobert has played in his career.
Remember when we would debate Donovan vs Ben? Sad
this is embarassing, painful to watch
Harris has 4 points?
but no seriously....4 points for 30 mil a year tho.
not great lol
We actually have two other players with even fewer points tonight for 30+ mil a year.
Why the hell am I still watching this game?
Pashcall is big as **** lol
Just a suggestion but maybe we should substitute the Sixers theme song for Taps? What do you think?
**** your chicken lmao
Seth Curry is a solid -38 on the night.
Guys.... its only a 10 possession game
Tobias, signed Maxey rookie card, and the draft rights to any of our euro stashes for Mike Conley
I just realized our max player has 4 points I want to die
i figured the sixers could cover 11 ****ing points. not by a long shot. jesus ****ing christ man
I thought Joe would’ve jumped into Clarkson but instead Clarkson went behind his own back it looked like. Crazy handles there.
Clarkson’s handles man
Jazz are a smart team. We lack footspeed to defend Mitchell and Clarkson.
And that defense anchor Gobert
We stacked this lineup with like 5 shooters and none of them can make a shot to save their life, Jesus Christ we suck
just realized quinn snyder doesnt have eyebrows
Clarkson seems like a guy we should have could have signed a few different times.
Quin Snyder looks like he has the strongest Philly accent
Post Game
the Jazz just spent 48 minutes making us look like the goddamn Pelicans.
Can someone build a Batman Embiid Signal?
Patiently waiting for Tobias to prove he can elevate literally any team.
The day doc rivers is no longer the head coach of this team I swear I will have a huge smile on my face he’s does less with more
Couldn’t defend in space. Couldn’t defend the pick and roll. Couldn’t convert at the rim. Couldn’t shoot the three. Couldn’t rebound. Couldn’t move the ball on offense. Couldn’t make open shots when they had them.
Just ugly *** game. Furk’s shot is gone again. Shake forces way too much. The offense doesn’t run enough through Maxey.
Something tells me it’s going to be tough to win when scoring 85 points and shooting 37% from the field while allowing your opponent to shoot 52%. Too many guys were invisible tonight, really poor effort
35mil dollar man, tobiASS
Scoring 19 in 3 straight quarters has to be a 1st
Saying that I’m devastated is an understatement. I bet my life savings on the 76ers winning tonight. I’m shaking and violently throwing up. I don’t know what I’m going to tell my wife’s boyfriend; he will never forgive me. I’m never watching Philadelphia play again
embiid+ simmons = contenders, only embiid only simmons = playoff team, without embiid,without simmons = lottery team
What a mauling?
Adam silver is a threat to world peace for making us play like this
Rudy absolutely dominated Embiid. Held him to zero points Face with tears of joy Poverty franchise.
Jazz win. 35 point dub. Rudy MVP. Ben Simmons bad at basketball. Tears.
Got spanked
Well that was an unfortunate outing
I understand it's the first game of a west coast road trip and they're shorthanded but this team looks like ****.
We have literally the worst bench in NBA history. Trade Ben, trade Danny & get rid of all of our bench players
Maybe now you will realize that Doc Rivers sucks balls as a head coach and needs to be shown the unemployment line and a pink slip.
disgusting !!! They don't deserve to step on an NBA basketball court. How can you be so bad playing this sport? Where did these rats come from?
76ers won't win another game this year, pathetic team.
That performance was completely unacceptable. Sure Embiid is missing but where is the rest of the team? Every other team in the league has games where their best player is missing and still get some wins here and there. This team has gone to water after boasting about how together they were and how amazing the chemistry is after getting a few wins. This tough guy stance on trading Simmons is embarrassing and is only going to hurt the team further. Harris should also be on the trade pile too but there wouldnt be a team in the league that could afford both Harris and Simmons' contracts. Harris doesnt seem the same player without a proper PG feeding him the ball
I get that the fans have given up on Simmons but its games like these last 5 that prove how valuable he is to this team. When Embiid was missing large chunks of games the last 2 seasons we still got plenty of wins with Simmons and Harris. Now we cant buy a win.
Maxey is great but he isnt a true PG and shouldnt have to be. Trade Simmons for a proper PG before the team suffers more.
We are missing embiid, ben, thybulle and green. You not going to win games without 3 starters including the only superstar player you have and your best bench player. Like yall shocked we are they beat a team missing 3 starters and their best bench player? Seriously?
What am embarassment
Another failure season.more games to come but still failure in the end....trade harris he sucks
At some point someone's going to have to remember how to make a 3. Maybe this will be the embarrassment they needed to unf**k themselves.
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