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Knicks-If you step on a court in Utah, chances are, you're gonna get Jingle'd.


Celtics-We just got frickin' jingled boys.


Unk-Y’all got ripped by a math teacher and one half of milli vanilli

Girl you know it's true.


Lakers-Brown played like a friccin' moron tonight


Unk-Celtics took the wrong white guy from the Jazz.


Unk-But seriously is Joe Ingles a better play than Hayward now?


76ers-They’re gonna be breaking out the sparkling cider in Salt Lake City tonight!


Celtics-Gobert's D is soooo ****ing impressive. So long

Spurs-he plays good defense as well


Celktics-Literally all of jaylens layups got blocked by gobert. Like after the 5th attempt maybe u shouldnt be going straight up against him


Celtics-Honestly, I'm glad we didn't have Kyrie. I don't want to see Gobert showing everyone how weak we are in the paint in every possible way.


Celtics-I love everything about joe ingles and have been a steady advocate since he was getting minimal minutes, but holy **** I can’t believe he just dropped 27/5/7 on us.


Raptors-It's funny, because if you look at him without a uni on, he would pass more for a math teacher than an NBA player, lol


Celtics-English Joe looks like a guy who hangs out by the 7/11 all evening but he was absolutely skinning us in that first half.


Spurs-JINGLING JOE INGLES!!


Celtics-BOSSMAN 99 with the dagger. Feels bad, man.


Thunder-I like the Jazz and I’m not ashamed!


Spurs-god that felt like a playoff game... utah has the best crowd


76ers-The NBA is so much better when teams like Utah are firing on all cylinders.


Unk-Steph Curry praises the almighty Jingle when he gets hot


Celtics-The reason I used to love Jae Crowder is the same reason why I hate him now


Unk-What are the odds that the lampshades which adorn Quin Snyder's home are fashioned out of human skin?


Lakers-Gobert is such a freaking monster. He's the easy DPOY and it's not close


Blazers-Jazz get their revenge on Betrayward


Blazers-That last 10 minutes felt like angry make up sex.


Lakers-the only reason people think Stevens is better is because he coaches in Boston and Snyder coaches in Utah. Snyder is the best coach in the league behind pop


Blazers-I cant believe the celtics are 7-5. Lot of season left, but they went from being the clear #1 seed and biggest threat to the golden state throne to getting Jingled


Celtics-Our highest scorers have consistantly been bench players.

Hayward has been awful; probably the worst contract in the NBA. I hope he gets cut.

Tatum regressed badly.

Brown has been pathetic.

The only good players have been Kyrie and the bench.

I sincerly hope Ainge isn't done rebuildng the Celtics cause this team isn't even getting to the ECF


Celtics-Why is it that people go supernova against us.


Unk-How the **** did Derrick Favors go perfect from the field and still be a negative?


Grizzlies-Anyone know where I can get a cheap Ingles city jersey?


Celtics-I hated when he wasnt doing well in CLE and the narrative was that Jae only succeeded because of Boston’s system. He can be streaky but goddamn he is icy af


Cavs-Remember how absolutely ******* crowder was in Cleveland?


Raptors-Hayward for Crowder... Jazz say NO


Raptors-Unpopular opinion but Snyder made Hayward look better than Stevens ever can or will


Nets-We are all Jingled on this blessed day


Raptors-These Jazz jerseys are ****ing sexyyyyyy


Celtics-Jingles is really god damn good
 
"Hayward has been awful; probably the worst contract in the NBA. I hope he gets cut."

I don't think that's how it works buddy. You still gotta pay him his 200m regardless.
 
Unk-Y’all got ripped by a math teacher and one half of milli vanilli

Girl you know it's true.

Lol. Technically, it would be 0 halves of Milli Vanilli, though.
 
Very rich that it’s trending in the direction of Ingles and Crowder both having quite a bit better years than Hayward and yet they combine for about half the cost.
 
just love the Snyder = serial killer meme. never gets old. even better than the Ingles = math teacher, accountant, ymca baller meme. though the fact that "jingled" is a thing around the league is pretty funny.
 
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Raptors-Unpopular opinion but Snyder made Hayward look better than Stevens ever can or will!
This guy must be a professional contractor, because he hit the nail right on the head!
Thanks again JA, best part of this whole forum!
 
Thanks, JazzAvenues.
These are even better than the comments from the Celtics forums.

Sparkling cider made me laugh.
And I missed the "long, good defense as well" sequence until Jeditiger called it out.

Getting Jingled truly is becoming a catch phrase around the league.
 
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