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Pure offense trumps pure defense, Mitchell turned out to have both.
Stay healthy until we can trade you to a real team, D Rose.
This has to be the worst starting lineup in the league this year. Frazier-Brown has to be close to the worst starting backcourt of the decade.
It doesn't make me think "Utah Jazz"
But they are great looking unis.
I thought that 2013-2014 roster in the last year of the Dumars regime was the worst Pistons roster there'd ever been. This one is giving it a run for its money.
On a side note, the Pistons have only beaten Utah like 3 or 4 times since the start of the Reagan administration. That's including the relatively prosperous Bad Boys and Goin' To Work eras. Long winded way of saying this game is going to be ugly.
Mitchell probably wanted to get drafted here and we picked Luke instead. I expect Mitchell to go for 40 tonight.
Joe is such a bumbling idiot type dude
but he makes it work for him
Everytime I see Mitchell play I wish we would have drafted him and SVG wouldn't have been scared when he had a perfect workout
Ingles really does look like a bartender.
Embid loaned out his space in Dres head
To Gobert
I love the Jazz uniforms, too.
Matches the court, looks awesome, very distinct. The team should be named the Rocks or something, but I love the visual design here.
**** man, Pistons might disappoint me going into 2020. Just need them to lose by no more than 9 points and I win $315.
Imagine not starting Rose when your lineup looks like this. Casey is a clown
Final score 33-17 Pistons
Drummond starting **** with ONeale for no damn reason HAHA
I’m shocked Drummond didn’t get anything for that goofy ****
Bojan might be the most “he looks like someone from my office” player in nba history.
Not Joe Ingles?
This is a shootout
Damn, Drummond letting the crowd get in his head
So now everyone is gonna freeze Rose out now? Cool Cool
Andre had nothing left after trying to bully Bradley that second time down. Didn't get back on D, led to a three, then a lazy moving screen.
Damn thats a score out of a 2004 game
Looking at Mitchell and Griffin makes me marvel at how this organization has consistently made the wrong decisions at every turn. It’s been a truly remarkable parade of ineptitude.
What a mess. It’s so depressing.
Man they bet not come out with that starting lineup in the second half though.
I do not want to see that ever again
I’m so jealous of the Jazz logo and court
**** Ingles for that twerk
Are our players just stupid or what?
Ingles look like a Math professor who got like a 3/5 rating on Ratemyprofessor
He’s the Eastern European calc teacher that you get when you sign up for classes late
This low score is beautiful. I miss when defense existed in the nba
It doesn’t matter where you place the ****, it’s still a **** sandwich.
Great 2 minutes of development for sekou. I sure hope he learned a lot
I actually like the attitude and cheap shots Dre is playing with right now. This is Detroit Basketball.
You know Jazz gonna come out draining 3s and were going to continue scoring at this pace. Itll be classic 3rd quarter pistons
Epic player development there Casey. Sekou sure had a great time jogging back and forth. Really gives me hope for the future
I just can't even
2.5 games out of the 8th spot? How is that possible?
I hate the bottom of the East. Now Gores will think there’s a chance.
If it helps, the Jazz have now won 8 of their last 10 and have stayed in the 6th spot the WHOLE TIME.
The bench is a plus minus positive. The starters are under -20. Honestly this team wtf
Bruh what is this trash *** offense. Ive seen YMCA joints run a better offense than this
Kicked him right in the baguette
40-39 at halftime just feels......right
Thon Maker is a ****ing useless piece of ****.
Jesus
We have it down to a ****ing science. Get down by 9 or 11, stay down right in that range while the other team makes every single other shot for the last 2 quarters, usually **** you 3s with a hand in the face
Drummond was not okay with Blake out-frustrating him with Pistons fans
does anyone have a good reason as to why we no longer have a team during the second half
We ****ing suck, this is so depressing.
Good ****ing lord what was Casey doing all game
Fire Casey already or tank Properly. **** is this ********.
Drummond wasn’t willing to take Dons nuts on his face to try and take a charge. I don’t blame him but it’s not my job to win games
Drummond is just getting absolutely wrecked by Gobert
Drummond going for a triple double in turnovers
66 points...teams score that much in a half..there’s 6 minutes to go..
No one in the administration holds accountability. Franchise is done as fans don’t wanna watch this drivel. None of the players care too.
drummond getting too many looks, rudy got his ***
we have to be the worst 2nd half team in the league, you might as well turn Pistons games off once it hits halftime
i wonder what the chances of quinn snyder having a picture of derrick rose with his face crossed out in the locker room for the jazz before the game
Andre doesn’t play winning basketball he would be a perfect Charlotte hornet
This is where a competent coach would throw Sekou and King in the game
A competent coach would call a timeout here...............
weak *** box out by andre just let gobert get the put-back dunk.
No knock on Bruce Brown, but Brown is a Joe Ingles wannabe
Sweet mother of god that Mitchell dunk...
Watching him just pisses me off
What does Casey tell these clowns so they stop playing every 3rd quarter?
And that's Dre in a nutshell--13 points, 12 boards, 3 assists, 5 steals, 3 blocks...and 7 TO's, 5 PF's and a -19 ranking. Stat line looks great until you break it down.
Gores needs to start sending strippers and blow to the locker room at halftimes to keep the players alert
When teams start doubling D Rose it’s over
Why do I watch every game knowing what the outcome is lol
Point gawd ANDRE DRUMMOND back at it dribbling off his leg out of bounds
Is this one of Drummond's worst games as a piston?
Ingles is sweet
Joe Ingles and Bogdanovic is a better duo than anything we have and that's sad
Absolute joke of a team. Can’t follow the games anymore
Just close the franchise.
What is this "hope" word Ive heard about? Is it real? Im a Detroit/Michigan fan so ive never heard of the word
well, it’s nice to know that the Pistons are gonna have a highlight on r/NBA again. thanks Donovan!
It must be strange for Clarkson to leave Cleveland and suddenly be playing in front of sold out crowds while winning games, only a couple days later.
Ingles did this one defensive play where he predicted Drummond's pass back outside the 3 point line without even looking at him. Ingles swatted it but Drummond recovered so no highlight but jeez if that wasn't luck then Ingles is insane.
End the decade with an L. Fitting. 12 years of misery just keeps rolling on.
He has got to be the laziest $27 million a year player in the NBA. He plays like he doesn't give a crap and it shows. His defense is just standing around almost all the time.
trade D Rose, Blake if you can, let Andre walk this summer tear this **** down tired of this BS.
Trade everyone 2020
Damn I miss 2004 when the pistons where even relevant, for the last 15 years it's just been horrible tom gores destroyed the pistons make trades an or fire Dwyane Casey.....
I love seeing it all crash and burn — mainly because I was a rebuild advocate years ago — this is the price you pay! Hahahaha
Need @AndreDrummond OFF THE FREAKIN FLOOR!! He is a liability. He has no idea what's going on for defense. Literally everyone takes it inside and scores over him or gets around him and dunks.
Wow 58 points in 3 quarters. Really stepping it up tonight
“So many moves” That should be your motto at the trade deadline
Drummond is trash. Ball hog who cant make layups or freethrows and 7 turnovers because he wants to dribble the ball up thr court instead of pass.
I purchased season tickets for the first time this season
What have I done
I did that 2 years ago. Biggest ****ing mistake. Should’ve lit the money on fire instead.
“Hey friends, I know it’s January 21 and freezing cold but you wanna head downtown to watch the Pistons play the Magic?”
“Friends? Anyone”
Crickets.
10 games below .500, but still technically in the playoff picture. Shoutout the Eastern Conference
Boys, I think we got Jingled
The Pistons last nine losses have all been by double-digits.
Numb to the losses.
There’s just nothing to say about these games honestly. Rose tears it up and that’s about it
in comparison to us and relative to the rest of the league...
· Utah averages less points (our 18th vs their 22nd)
· Utah averages less assists (our 10th to their 25th)
· Utah averages more turnovers (our 24th to their 28th)
· Utah averages less steals (our 23rd to their 29th)
· Utah averages less blocks (our 17th to their 27th)
· Utah has a lower overall FG% (our 6th to their 9th)
and yet despite all of this disparity, they’re found on the exact opposite spectrum of us. i just thought this was crazy interesting and wanted to share.
I still can't believe we drafted Luke Kennard over Donovan Mitchell.
Stay healthy until we can trade you to a real team, D Rose.
This has to be the worst starting lineup in the league this year. Frazier-Brown has to be close to the worst starting backcourt of the decade.
It doesn't make me think "Utah Jazz"
But they are great looking unis.
I thought that 2013-2014 roster in the last year of the Dumars regime was the worst Pistons roster there'd ever been. This one is giving it a run for its money.
On a side note, the Pistons have only beaten Utah like 3 or 4 times since the start of the Reagan administration. That's including the relatively prosperous Bad Boys and Goin' To Work eras. Long winded way of saying this game is going to be ugly.
Mitchell probably wanted to get drafted here and we picked Luke instead. I expect Mitchell to go for 40 tonight.
Joe is such a bumbling idiot type dude
but he makes it work for him
Everytime I see Mitchell play I wish we would have drafted him and SVG wouldn't have been scared when he had a perfect workout
Ingles really does look like a bartender.
Embid loaned out his space in Dres head
To Gobert
I love the Jazz uniforms, too.
Matches the court, looks awesome, very distinct. The team should be named the Rocks or something, but I love the visual design here.
**** man, Pistons might disappoint me going into 2020. Just need them to lose by no more than 9 points and I win $315.
Imagine not starting Rose when your lineup looks like this. Casey is a clown
Final score 33-17 Pistons
Drummond starting **** with ONeale for no damn reason HAHA
I’m shocked Drummond didn’t get anything for that goofy ****
Bojan might be the most “he looks like someone from my office” player in nba history.
Not Joe Ingles?
This is a shootout
Damn, Drummond letting the crowd get in his head
So now everyone is gonna freeze Rose out now? Cool Cool
Andre had nothing left after trying to bully Bradley that second time down. Didn't get back on D, led to a three, then a lazy moving screen.
Damn thats a score out of a 2004 game
Looking at Mitchell and Griffin makes me marvel at how this organization has consistently made the wrong decisions at every turn. It’s been a truly remarkable parade of ineptitude.
What a mess. It’s so depressing.
Man they bet not come out with that starting lineup in the second half though.
I do not want to see that ever again
I’m so jealous of the Jazz logo and court
**** Ingles for that twerk
Are our players just stupid or what?
Ingles look like a Math professor who got like a 3/5 rating on Ratemyprofessor
He’s the Eastern European calc teacher that you get when you sign up for classes late
This low score is beautiful. I miss when defense existed in the nba
It doesn’t matter where you place the ****, it’s still a **** sandwich.
Great 2 minutes of development for sekou. I sure hope he learned a lot
I actually like the attitude and cheap shots Dre is playing with right now. This is Detroit Basketball.
You know Jazz gonna come out draining 3s and were going to continue scoring at this pace. Itll be classic 3rd quarter pistons
Epic player development there Casey. Sekou sure had a great time jogging back and forth. Really gives me hope for the future
I just can't even
2.5 games out of the 8th spot? How is that possible?
I hate the bottom of the East. Now Gores will think there’s a chance.
If it helps, the Jazz have now won 8 of their last 10 and have stayed in the 6th spot the WHOLE TIME.
The bench is a plus minus positive. The starters are under -20. Honestly this team wtf
Bruh what is this trash *** offense. Ive seen YMCA joints run a better offense than this
Kicked him right in the baguette
40-39 at halftime just feels......right
Thon Maker is a ****ing useless piece of ****.
Jesus
We have it down to a ****ing science. Get down by 9 or 11, stay down right in that range while the other team makes every single other shot for the last 2 quarters, usually **** you 3s with a hand in the face
Drummond was not okay with Blake out-frustrating him with Pistons fans
does anyone have a good reason as to why we no longer have a team during the second half
We ****ing suck, this is so depressing.
Good ****ing lord what was Casey doing all game
Fire Casey already or tank Properly. **** is this ********.
Drummond wasn’t willing to take Dons nuts on his face to try and take a charge. I don’t blame him but it’s not my job to win games
Drummond is just getting absolutely wrecked by Gobert
Drummond going for a triple double in turnovers
66 points...teams score that much in a half..there’s 6 minutes to go..
No one in the administration holds accountability. Franchise is done as fans don’t wanna watch this drivel. None of the players care too.
drummond getting too many looks, rudy got his ***
we have to be the worst 2nd half team in the league, you might as well turn Pistons games off once it hits halftime
i wonder what the chances of quinn snyder having a picture of derrick rose with his face crossed out in the locker room for the jazz before the game
Andre doesn’t play winning basketball he would be a perfect Charlotte hornet
This is where a competent coach would throw Sekou and King in the game
A competent coach would call a timeout here...............
weak *** box out by andre just let gobert get the put-back dunk.
No knock on Bruce Brown, but Brown is a Joe Ingles wannabe
Sweet mother of god that Mitchell dunk...
Watching him just pisses me off
What does Casey tell these clowns so they stop playing every 3rd quarter?
And that's Dre in a nutshell--13 points, 12 boards, 3 assists, 5 steals, 3 blocks...and 7 TO's, 5 PF's and a -19 ranking. Stat line looks great until you break it down.
Gores needs to start sending strippers and blow to the locker room at halftimes to keep the players alert
When teams start doubling D Rose it’s over
Why do I watch every game knowing what the outcome is lol
Point gawd ANDRE DRUMMOND back at it dribbling off his leg out of bounds
Is this one of Drummond's worst games as a piston?
Ingles is sweet
Joe Ingles and Bogdanovic is a better duo than anything we have and that's sad
Absolute joke of a team. Can’t follow the games anymore
Just close the franchise.
What is this "hope" word Ive heard about? Is it real? Im a Detroit/Michigan fan so ive never heard of the word
well, it’s nice to know that the Pistons are gonna have a highlight on r/NBA again. thanks Donovan!
It must be strange for Clarkson to leave Cleveland and suddenly be playing in front of sold out crowds while winning games, only a couple days later.
Ingles did this one defensive play where he predicted Drummond's pass back outside the 3 point line without even looking at him. Ingles swatted it but Drummond recovered so no highlight but jeez if that wasn't luck then Ingles is insane.
End the decade with an L. Fitting. 12 years of misery just keeps rolling on.
He has got to be the laziest $27 million a year player in the NBA. He plays like he doesn't give a crap and it shows. His defense is just standing around almost all the time.
trade D Rose, Blake if you can, let Andre walk this summer tear this **** down tired of this BS.
Trade everyone 2020
Damn I miss 2004 when the pistons where even relevant, for the last 15 years it's just been horrible tom gores destroyed the pistons make trades an or fire Dwyane Casey.....
I love seeing it all crash and burn — mainly because I was a rebuild advocate years ago — this is the price you pay! Hahahaha
Need @AndreDrummond OFF THE FREAKIN FLOOR!! He is a liability. He has no idea what's going on for defense. Literally everyone takes it inside and scores over him or gets around him and dunks.
Wow 58 points in 3 quarters. Really stepping it up tonight
“So many moves” That should be your motto at the trade deadline
Drummond is trash. Ball hog who cant make layups or freethrows and 7 turnovers because he wants to dribble the ball up thr court instead of pass.
I purchased season tickets for the first time this season
What have I done
I did that 2 years ago. Biggest ****ing mistake. Should’ve lit the money on fire instead.
“Hey friends, I know it’s January 21 and freezing cold but you wanna head downtown to watch the Pistons play the Magic?”
“Friends? Anyone”
Crickets.
10 games below .500, but still technically in the playoff picture. Shoutout the Eastern Conference
Boys, I think we got Jingled
The Pistons last nine losses have all been by double-digits.
Numb to the losses.
There’s just nothing to say about these games honestly. Rose tears it up and that’s about it
in comparison to us and relative to the rest of the league...
· Utah averages less points (our 18th vs their 22nd)
· Utah averages less assists (our 10th to their 25th)
· Utah averages more turnovers (our 24th to their 28th)
· Utah averages less steals (our 23rd to their 29th)
· Utah averages less blocks (our 17th to their 27th)
· Utah has a lower overall FG% (our 6th to their 9th)
and yet despite all of this disparity, they’re found on the exact opposite spectrum of us. i just thought this was crazy interesting and wanted to share.
I still can't believe we drafted Luke Kennard over Donovan Mitchell.
