Quotes from the Clippers forums after game 1 - "joe Johnson f***ing Joe Johnson"

[The Midnight]

We need to keep jingles with a lengthy contract.

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It's amazing. We brought Ingles in to groom & keep Exum happy. Turns out Ingles has since become a better player (for now).

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Utah does not appear to be intimidated by the Clippers. *Gordon Haywood and Joe Engels are grabbing, throwing elbows, playing rough playoff basketball. *

LMFAO

 

[SCS]

After hearing Clippers fans run their mouths about their record against the Jazz recently and how they are going to easily run through the Jazz quickly this is music to my ears. It's like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7hhpoQ

 

[My2Cents]

Utah haven't been in the playoffs for 5 years. Let's show 'em how it's done.

The Clips are going to show us how it's done? Please don't.

 

[Rubashov]

Utah does not appear to be intimidated by the Clippers. *Gordon Haywood and Joe Engels are grabbing, throwing elbows, playing rough playoff basketball. *

LMFAO

Yeah Joe Engels and Shelvin Marx, bet the clips are bleeding they let Jingles go.

 

[LogGrad98]

What makes this extra sweet for me is 2 things . 1,before the game they were interviewing season ticket holders on the jumbotron and one dude (kind of prophetically it turns out) says "we're not even thinking about this game or series, this is a bump in the road. We're already in round two." and 2,the looks on clippers fans' faces as we were walking out of the stadium was Glorious! They looked like someone had just run over their puppy or they just found out that out Santa's not real. Awesome.

 

[Rubashov]

What makes this extra sweet for me is 2 things . 1,before the game they were interviewing season ticket holders on the jumbotron and one dude (kind of prophetically it turns out) says "we're not even thinking about this game or series, this is a bump in the road. We're already in round two." and 2,the looks on clippers fans' faces as we were walking out of the stadium was Glorious! They looked like someone had just run over their puppy or they just found out that out Santa's not real. Awesome.

Yes! Death to puppies!

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

meh, bad calls on both ends. just dont be a bit** when they dont go your way

Exactly... he was pushing on those plays the whole game... if they didn't call the foul there Favs had a dunk anyway.

All of the clips are the boy who cried wolf.

 

[Scat]

I've never seen Gobert's name butchered in so many different ways.

 

[b_line]

I've basically had a rock solid jazz boner for like 10 hours.

 

[Jazz and Utes]

I've basically had a rock solid jazz boner for like 10 hours.

Same, been moister than an oyster.

 

[Scat]

I've basically had a rock solid jazz boner for like 10 hours.

Let me help you out.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Same, been moister than an oyster.

****ing gross, dude

 

[LogGrad98]

Let me help you out.

 

[LogGrad98]

I've basically had a rock solid jazz boner for like 10 hours.

Is that basically a tromboner?

 

[fishonjazz]

Biff

 

[bigmike]

Well done OP, these are my favorite threads on the forum.

Sounds like the word is out on Quin. Love our HC.

 

[VINYLONE]

Joe Johnson scares me, reckon he'll be good enough to take a game by himself this series if the Clips are sloppy

MY FAVORITE PART OF CLIPPERS BASKETBALL IS THE PART WHERE I HATE MYSELF

Gold, Jerry, gold!

 

[NUMBERICA]

That last play was brilliant perfection. The Jazz knew exactly what to do and who to get the ball to whether the Clippers scored or not, and they knew to get a switch on Crawford, even though Joe already had a pretty good mismatch with Griffin on him. Perfection.