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https://www.clipsnation.com/2017/4/...hris-paul-joe-johnson-hayward-gobert#comments
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LAClippers/comments/67m59p/post_game_thread_utah_jazz_la_clippers_april_25/
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The Clipper fan understands Old Testament suffering better than anyone - what it's like to wander forty years in the desert.* Why Cain killed Abel.* We know the life of the disfavored stepchild.* So, fLakers, stay out of a dark alley if we are around!

The thing that hurts us most is Gobert negating DJ's rebounding advantage.* They beat us soundly in rebounding on Sunday night.* Gobert is a huge difference maker on defense too in that we can't get lobs to DJ as easily.* The only chance we have to win tonight is that if our players play much better with the homecourt advantage behind them and that we turn the ball over a lot less than they do.* And try and stay even with them on the boards.

I don't think we can beat them in Utah without a healthy Blake Griffin.* So we have to win tonight

Realistically, with Gobert and Hayward back, Blake out, Jamal bound to regress to the mean, and Doc still "coaching" - let's just say it doesn't look very good.

Doubtful this will be less than a 7 game series unless we lose game 5. Someone made the observation recently that we have never gotten out of the first round in less than 7 games during the Blake/CP era. Meanwhile LeBron crushed the Pacers in 4 and the Durant-less and Kerr-less Warriors will probably do the same with the Blazers.

It's just the Clipper way, we should be up 3-1......... And possibly goin*into game 4 up 3-0 and having the lead in the 4th, I'm sure we would have won. Look at what Cleveland and GState did?*

Up 7-0.. Allow a 8-0 run. Everything is fine Edit: f***ing 11-0 run

OMG, the Jazz getting wide open 3s again

Hey Gordon, it would be nice if you would start missing.

jeez they have shooters everywhere

Who forgot about Hayward!?

JJ blocked by Ingles......unreal. We are forcing up 10 3's in a row while they run offense and get great looks.

Ingles has really (unfortunately) done a tremendous job on JJ this whole series

F*** JOE INGLES

They are getting any look the want

low scoring game. well, the clippers are missing shots and are playing the jazz tempo.

Ingles is the most Utah person ever.

The Jazz have beautiful ball movement. I wish the Clippers passed the ball 1/2 the amount of times the Jazz do.

Hayward is sliding into the paint so easily, while everyone on the Clippers seems afraid of Gobert

Utah's defense is turning the Clippers into a JV team...

Watch the jazz defense....they smother....what do we do? we shy away....just watch and compare

Joe Johnson is going to send the Clippers a thank you note after this series.

List of people i hate: 1) Joe Johnson 2) Adolf Hitler

Joe Johnson thinks this is 2007 or some ****

Joe Johnson aka Poor Man's Paul Pierce single handily crushed this franchise and the future of this team.

we have no answer for an old *** joe johnson. lol

Its the f***ing Joe's this series. Joe Johnson and Joe Ingles.

Their shots are just such higher quality than ours.

jazz are deadly when the clock is less than 7 seconds.. as the commentator said they shot 50% FG and about 45% from 3 if the clock is below 7 seconds. so clips should defend the full 24sec.

The amount of open looks they are getting is staggering

This Jazz team is just disciplined as hell. They really are like Spurs lite.

the shot quality utah has is so much better than ours, it'll be really tough to win this game. hard to be a great defensive team though when you willingly burden yourself with guys like pierce and crawford, and you let jordan be lazy on defense and rebounds.

Utah has gotten soooooooo many wide open looks.

i'm really tired of rodney hood being able to shoot wide open 3's every time he touches the ball.

Well tough one but talent depth was in the Jazz favor.

Remember in 2014 when the Clippers had Joe Ingles? F***.


It baffles me that we look so out of sorts because we play really well against the spurs

We look great…then look horrible. On both sides. Give them credit. They’re running great offense and playing physical defense.

Jazz are really well coached. It's unclear to me whether they are more talented or just moving the ball better. Although we had a real nice possession to get Pierce am open look so there is hope yet.

It's like a Pepe Le Pew cartoon or a Halloween movie: one team scrambling around like crazy, mistaking activity for achievement, wearing itself out running in place. The other calmly walking alongside, biding its time and somehow still getting there first.

Who would've thought Joe Johnson would win 3 playoff games

I hate everything

Guess they missed the instructions, "Don't leave Joe Johnson open."

I would be upset and frustrated but I've aready been there since after the first month of the season.
They never showed anything that said they would figure it out. Yes the Injuries suck but in all honesty I think the series would be exactly the same if Blake was still playing. We just don’t have it where it counts, upstairs.

is it more embarrassing to lose in the 1st round or get swept by the Warriors?

They answer everything....it's impressive

I hate everything again

Good job Clips, you did it. You managed to somehow have a more laughable playoff implosion than the ones we’ve seen up until now. Good Lord.

Joe Johnson simply not a clipper killer. He is going Dexter on us piece by piece

Hayward outruns everyone. Folks, we saw it in the reg. season. This team doesn't have the heart to win a championship.

If Hood or Ingles hits another 3 I'm gonna lose it. And JJ misses a damn FT. His FT's have been not as automatic all year this year.

iso joe its final*JOE*JOHNSON*3 wins… clippers 2

Give the Jazz a ton of credit. They’re executing so well. They deserve to move on. So poised. I mean, they’ll get swept by GS but so will everyone.

Basically Joe Johnson doesn’t miss. Ever. Geez.

Our achilles heal, giving up offensive rebounds. Man, Joe Johnson has always been good but this is ridiculous.

I think the team we know as the Clippers died in the 4th quarter in Utah. Because I don’t recognize this team that’s out there right now.

Come on Utah can't make a bucket. Make some shots and beat these bums.

What the hell has gotten into Joe Johnson.

God I hate Joe johnson

Joe Johnson has just killed the Clippers, there's nothing else to be said about this guy, sheesh

F Joe Johnson. Now one of my least favorite players. If the Jazz move on, I assure you this magical run of his will not apply when they play the Warriors, only to the Clippers.

Hayward letting CP know he ain't a punk. I like that kid!

WTF IS JOE JOHNSON!!!!

Joe freaking johnson

Get outta here Joe Johnson- WTF. Unbelievable.

Joe Freaking Johnson. Good god.

They're simply the better team.. especially with Gobert back. How are you going to win a playoff series with a supporting cast of Jamal, Pierce, Felton, Wes Johson, Luc, a hobbled Austin, Bass, and so forth?

Well, regardless, we can prob predict what will happen next year. Doc will plead Griffin to stay, Griffin will prob stay for the money, CP3 same story. Doc will go searching in the bargain bin again for washed up veterans to fill up our bench, we will finish top 5 in the west, get knocked out first or second round. Hopefully is not what happens and changes happen. Or at least this happens but with a new coach and a legit GM.

I would rather see them lose in Utah so I can disconnect my cable, Because there's no way we can beat the Warriors and at least Balmer can start thinking what to do this summer.

It is quite simple if we play their game.... 96-92... we lose. Blake or no Blake. They imposed their game on us.

Also... Utah is a well run group. They played well, not taking anything from them. Cause we didn't play too poorly.

Guys at least we won't be embarrassed by the Warriors. I think Utah will give a much better series vs Warriors.

Gotta give huge credit to Utah they move the ball so nicely and their defense was very good today. If any, I think they have a chance to upset the warriors than the clippers.

I just think Utah Jazz is a better coached team. They play some fluid basketball. They trust their system. Honestly, I don't see this Clipper team as it stands winning a championship or possibly getting to 2nd round. I'd prefer they go fishing get this s--- over with and rebuild top to bottom. We are not ready for GS, Portland is a younger team and look at what GS did to them. Spare me the embarrassment. Also, it will be a much better series with Jazz and GS!

Take any article about the Thunder losing because Russell Westbrook can’t do everything by himself. Replace "Thunder" with "Clippers" and "Russell Westbrook" with "Chris Paul". Stare at the wall in silence.

I was insulted that people were calling this a pick em series but then I remembered we f***ing suck. They all look mentally broke out there. I hope we blow it up so I can stop having expectations for this team.

Jazz thoroughly outplayed LA all game. It was just close because a ton of open shots didn't fall early.

This was the type of game where it seemed no matter what we did, they came back and did it better. Open the game 7-0? No problem, Utah goes 11-0. Tie the game at 69 on an 11-0 run? Instant 8-0 run by the Jazz. The entire third quarter summarizes how this series has gone the last 2 games.

I always feel depressed in late April/early May. Can't quite figure out why. It seems odd, considering how beautiful it is outside, how fresh-faced everyone is around me... Happens every year. Weird.

we don't deserve Chris Paul. our support played like ****, minus a few sparks The Utah Joes dominated in an oddly slow game

the Jazz had so many open shots. If it were the Warriors it woulda been a blow out.. Our bench's defense cannot stop any sort of dribble penetration

I hate Joe Johnson
 
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jazz are deadly when the clock is less than 7 seconds.. as the commentator said they shot 50% FG and about 45% from 3 if the clock is below 7 seconds. so clips should defend the full 24sec.

Jerry Sloan high fives this poster.
 
If 20k points and being a 7 time all star wasn't enough to earn JJ a spot in the hall of fame this series was. Dude has played phenomenally.

He has completely blown all expectations that I had for him out of the water.
 
If 20k points and being a 7 time all star wasn't enough to earn JJ a spot in the hall of fame this series was. Dude has played phenomenally.

He has completely blown all expectations that I had for him out of the water.

Wouldn't it be amazing if he gets his first ring with the Jazz?
 
jazz are deadly when the clock is less than 7 seconds.. as the commentator said they shot 50% FG and about 45% from 3 if the clock is below 7 seconds. so clips should defend the full 24sec.

someone should tell charly barkley about this!

wanting us to speed up the tempo
 
"jazz are deadly when the clock is less than 7 seconds.. as the commentator said they shot 50% FG and about 45% from 3 if the clock is below 7 seconds. so clips should defend the full 24sec."

Remember Trey Burke?

The power of math: Addition by subtraction.
 
The Clipper fan understands Old Testament suffering better than anyone - what it's like to wander forty years in the desert.* Why Cain killed Abel.* We know the life of the disfavored stepchild.* So, fLakers, stay out of a dark alley if we are around!


Joe Johnson simply not a clipper killer. He is going Dexter on us piece by piece

These went well with my morning cup of joe.
 
I almost feel sorry for clippers fans....these guys are going to be having nightmares for years about Joe Jesus and Slo mo Joe.


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I almost feel sorry for clippers fans....these guys are going to be having nightmares for years about Joe Jesus and Slo mo Joe.
Yes they are. And I won't be feeling bad in the least bit. It's nice to know that the Jazz are one win away from closing the Clippers "championship window".
 
It's always "oh look we're blowing another series" with Clippers fans. Funny but annoying. You guys aren't blowing anything the Jazz are simply the better team. If not for Rudy missing the first three games and Gordo missing the fourth we'd be up 5-0 in this series.
 
The best: "It's like a Pepe Le Pew cartoon or a Halloween movie: one team scrambling around like crazy, mistaking activity for achievement, wearing itself out running in place. The other calmly walking alongside, biding its time and somehow still getting there first."
 
A few more for your enjoyment. . .

• Vegas sort of believes.. 3 point favs... winner of tonight clearly takes the series.

• Honestly we should be down a lot more. They are missing so many wide open looks. I really underrated the Jazz (and probably overrated the Clippers). Still have hopes for a big 4th quarter.

• Lmao all bench lineup to start the 4th

• What a playoff choker Paul is.

• Dagger to the heart. Doc takes out Raymond Felton and brings in Jamal Crawford. Wrong move again.
Joe Johnson in (to be guarded by Jamal Crawford).

• No reason to double team that far out.

Ball goes to Joe Johnson.

Dagger applied.

• Utah totally outplayed the Clipps this game but missed enough wide open shots to make a game out of it. Quinn is playing chess while Doc is playing Go Fish.

• Better team won. Jazz in 6

• I'll be very happy with a Joe Ingles-type performance--who BTW was scoreless tonight but once again was all over the place in that Iguodala kinda way we've been lacking a difference-maker and not particularly on offense just somebody getting after them
 
If 20k points and being a 7 time all star wasn't enough to earn JJ a spot in the hall of fame this series was. Dude has played phenomenally.

He has completely blown all expectations that I had for him out of the water.

If Joe is back next season(I think that's a no brainer) and manages to avoid injury, we will likely join 20000-5000-5000 club.

Dudes currently in it:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Karl Malone
Kobe Bryant
Michael Jordan
Oscar Robertson
John Havlicek
Kevin Garnett
Jerry West
Lebron James
Clyde Drexler
Gary Payton
Larry Bird
 
If Joe is back next season(I think that's a no brainer) and manages to avoid injury, we will likely join 20000-5000-5000 club.

Dudes currently in it:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Karl Malone
Kobe Bryant
Michael Jordan
Oscar Robertson
John Havlicek
Kevin Garnett
Jerry West
Lebron James
Clyde Drexler
Gary Payton
Larry Bird
Yeah, Joe signed a 2 year deal, so he will be back for at least one more.

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I just thought he might decide to retire after winning a ring this season. You never know, though.

Next year the Jazz's window opens for a championship -- Rudy with offensive improvement, Favor fully healed and back to his former self, improvements from Hood, Dante, Neto, Lyles, Bolomboy, and Burks (hopefully back to form), and Hayward, Ingles, JJ, and Diaw at status quo. Not sure if Withey and Mack will be back, and trades could also affect Lyles and Burks.
 
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