Quotes from the Los Angeles Clippers forums - "I want to stroke Gordon Hayward's do"

[JazzForLifee]

Clippers fans went through a lot. I bet this lose is nothing compare to choking against okc, injury last year, etc lol

 

[My2Cents]

Hayward's hair needs to be tested for performance enhancing drugs.

Agreed. How does it stay so perfect?

 

[kabenac]

I told y'all Clippers fans were obsessed with Hayward.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

My dad might actually be my dad made me laugh too.

Whoops


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[supfellas]

did the opposing team comment on:

gordon haywards hair/overall attractiveness?

joe ingles looking 40 years old?

quin snyder being a murderer/villain?

rudy gobert being a great rim protector?

boris diaw being chubby?

joe johnson and his clutchness?

i love reading these comments. i think they're hilarious. thanks for posting!



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[Boris]

"Who wins a hot dog eating contest: Felton or Diaw"
"I lean gayward for Hayward"

Those two had me lol'ing hahaha.

Clippers fans seem pretty chill.

Don't they pretty much have to be?

 

[t.work]

We should've won. If only they'd call moving screens in Gobert

That guy is delusional. You could call a foul on the Clips nearly every damn play last night if you wanted to, especially Deandre Jordan. He got away with murder.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Found another quote about Hayward:

God hayward's fade is so ****ing crisp

I read their threads and they were annoyed by all of the complaining to the refs.

Also, were wondering why Redick was starting **** when they started losing. Then multiple people wondered if Gobert is that good at trash talking or the Clippers were losing their composure. They agreed it was a little bit of both.

Makes me love Gobert even more than I did and I didn't think that was possible.


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[JazzAvenues]

did the opposing team comment on:

gordon haywards hair/overall attractiveness?

joe ingles looking 40 years old?

quin snyder being a murderer/villain?

rudy gobert being a great rim protector?

boris diaw being chubby?

joe johnson and his clutchness?

i love reading these comments. i think they're hilarious. thanks for posting!



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Only one they missed -- "Wait, Joe Johnson is still in the league?" Other than that, they got a Bingo!

 

[silesian]

Diaw would definitely win that contest

Boris has refined tastes, no way he eats hot dogs. He'd kill in a caviar slurping contest.

 

[silesian]

Clippers fans do not match the whiny bitchiness of their players.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

I loved it. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I didn't realize clippers fans where do gay.



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[kiri.de.carlos]

Diaw would definitely win that contest

Boris has refined tastes, no way he eats hot dogs. He'd kill in a caviar slurping contest.

He'd eat a hot dog, wrapped in a croissant, dipped in Dijon.

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[JimLes]

Clippers fans do not match the whiny bitchiness of their players.

It's a little disappointing, actually. After reading Clutchfans, Clippers fans seem like decent people. You can't feel the same level of schadenfreude with decent people.