R.I.P. 2014 Tank

[spycam1]

We might as well have some fun and make this bet for real.

My gut kinda says they'll finish the year with 8 wins, but a bet would be fun doe. Add to that Christmas spirit.

 

[UGLI baby]

We might as well have some fun and make this bet for real.

Watchu wanna bet?


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[Gameface]

So the over/under is 8 and Ugly has the over? Or is the line 7?

 

[Deleted member 848]

Jazz gon make the playoffs tbh

 

[fishonjazz]

Jazz gon make the playoffs tbh

Dala gonna get raped on this prediction

 

[UGLI baby]

So the over/under is 8 and Ugly has the over? Or is the line 7?

Line is 7.5

I gots the over, Spy the under.

 

[akirac73]

As long as we win one out of every 5 games, we'll be okay. That'll give us a 16-66 record at season's end (more than good enough for the worst record in league IMO).

 

[infection]

Jazz gon make the playoffs tbh

Would work wonders for our franchise.

#PlayoffsExperience

 

[spycam1]

Watchu wanna bet?


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Loser has to wear a BYU shirt for a whole day.

**** just got real

 

[UGLI baby]

Loser has to wear a BYU shirt for a whole day.

**** just got real

No.

If I lost I wouldn't do it, and if you lost I would just feel bad that I made the world a worse place.


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[Stoked]

Dala gonna get raped on this prediction

Impossible. Dala wears tight pants and that means you cannot be raped. Ask the Italians, they'll tell you...

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/277263.stm

 

[spycam1]

No.

If I lost I wouldn't do it, and if you lost I would just feel bad that I made the world a worse place.


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Lol

$7.50 since the up/under is 7.5 wins.

 

[UGLI baby]

Lol

$7.50 since the up/under is 7.5 wins.

I'm down. Paypal?


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[spycam1]

I'm down. Paypal?


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I've never actually used Paypal, but sure. Or just in person when we go to a Utes game sometime.

 

[UGLI baby]

I've never actually used Paypal, but sure. Or just in person when we go to a Utes game sometime.

Kool. Don't Trout me bro.


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[spycam1]

Kool. Don't Trout me bro.


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Don't Hack me.

 

[moevillini]

Sad state of affairs when One Brow has to school some of you Tank N00bs on how this whole thing works.


/no racist

/no rape joke

RIP, RIP Tank thread.

wait, so R.I.P. stands for Rape In Progress?

hmmm....

I guess that's one way to look at it.

 

[Hotdog]

#NoHope4Ugli

 

[Crawlnstall]

I can't believe I'm at times wishing or hoping the Jazz lose in a competitive game. I got a feeling the Jazz will be picking in the 5-8 range

 

[UGLI baby]

Goodbye tank, welcome 10 more years of mediocrity.



OFFICIAL PREDICTION: Jazz pick falls into the 7-9 range.

Almost impossible to get a bottom 5 record without using shady tactics.

Our ONLY chance of finishing that bad was to start off way worse than everyone. We were always going to close the season stronger than any of the other tanking teams.

****.


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While other teams will be drafting LeBron, Melo, Wade, and Bosh, the Jazz will be picking from the likes of Mike Sweetney, TJ Ford, and Jarvis Hayes with the 8th pick.

****ing awesome.

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