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For those who haven't had breakfast yet, a pancakes recipe:

Ingredients:
2 cups flour
3 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons baking powder
2 eggs, beat them separately before adding to mixture
1⁄4 cup butter, melted (1/8 of a pound)
1 3⁄4 cups milk

Directions:
Mix the dry items first.
Combine the eggs and melted butter to the milk and slowly stir into the flour mixture.
Let sit at least 10 minutes while heating the pan.

https://www.food.com/recipe/petes-scratch-pancakes-5170

For a little zing use buttermilk or add 1 teaspon fresh lemon juice to the batter. Mmmmm.
 
Finally, a thread with discussion on a focused topic. I'm loving this. Good work Joel!

BTW, anybody know how to get lipstick out of bedsheets?
 
Do you think that we will still be able to buy lemon juice at a reasonable price because of the drought in California? I see there is a warm water blob in the Pacific Ocean that is causing the drought and wrecking havoc on sea lions and fish. I hate to use the words climate change because the phrase has come to mean more about politics than describing the world we live in. I do observe small changes in the environment I live in, and I know how my great grandpa described the environment I live in. Sure it is different. But is that because he was living in a time of abnormally wet weather, or am I living Ina time of abnormally dry weather? Or is the weather perfectly normal on a large macroscale and my life is too short to recognize the long range weather patterns.

But this is a jazz forum, so lest I am accused of derailing this thread, if we are experiencing global warming, and temperatures do rise 2 degrees, will the players still complain that the ESA is cold?
 
Finally, a thread with discussion on a focused topic. I'm loving this. Good work Joel!

BTW, anybody know how to get lipstick out of bedsheets?

If it's the wife's...no big deal. If it's your GF's and you have a wife, then it's a really BIG deal. I recommend always having an identical set of sheets stashed away somewhere (and the same concept holds true for shirts if a GF puts a lipstick stain on your collar). Just change it out.

If it's too late for that, syrup of ipecac is my suggestion. But not to remove the stain. The syrup is to make yourself throw up where the stain is. Then you can wash the sheet and have a reason for a stain still being there, or just throw them away.

My fees as a marriage counselor are usually $150/session, but I'll just consider this an initial pro bono consultation.
 
Finally, a thread with discussion on a focused topic. I'm loving this. Good work Joel!

BTW, anybody know how to get lipstick out of bedsheets?

First, stop wearing lipstick.
 
If it's the wife's...no big deal. If it's your GF's and you have a wife, then it's a really BIG deal. I recommend always having an identical set of sheets stashed away somewhere (and the same concept holds true for shirts if a GF puts a lipstick stain on your collar). Just change it out.

If it's too late for that, syrup of ipecac is my suggestion. But not to remove the stain. The syrup is to make yourself throw up where the stain is. Then you can wash the sheet and have a reason for a stain still being there, or just throw them away.

My fees as a marriage counselor are usually $150/session, but I'll just consider this an initial pro bono consultation.

Why is gameface putting lipstick on your collar to begin with? Didn't know you were that close.
 
I've never used lemon juice, thanks for the tip

No prob. If you find they are falling a little flat with the lemon juice add a tiny bit more baking powder to balance it out.
 
If it's the wife's...no big deal. If it's your GF's and you have a wife, then it's a really BIG deal. I recommend always having an identical set of sheets stashed away somewhere (and the same concept holds true for shirts if a GF puts a lipstick stain on your collar). Just change it out.

If it's too late for that, syrup of ipecac is my suggestion. But not to remove the stain. The syrup is to make yourself throw up where the stain is. Then you can wash the sheet and have a reason for a stain still being there, or just throw them away.

My fees as a marriage counselor are usually $150/session, but I'll just consider this an initial pro bono consultation.
A marriage counselor who charges $150 to advise clients to vomit. Sounds about right.
 
Why is gameface putting lipstick on your collar to begin with? Didn't know you were that close.

I was just about to ask the same question.

I hardly ever wear lipstick...in public.
 
whatever you do, don't take advice on getting the lipstick out from Carlos boozer. You will end up breaking your hand.
 
What the hell is a pancake muffin?

Pics please!
 
It's 2 cups pancake mix
2/3 cup milk
2 eggs
1/2 cup syrup
Whatever toppings you want


Mix together and bake at 400 for 15ish minutes

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BBacon, berries, chocolate chips whatever.
 
**** blueberries, pineapple and bacon is the best pancake topping.
Did the censored word start with "Sh". If so I never want to have breakfast at your house. That would make a terrible pancake topping no matter what other stuff you try to mix it with.
 
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