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What starts with a C ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin whiteish liquid?
Coconut


A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt. How can this be?

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Coconut


A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt. How can this be?

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Easy cheater . She was cleaning a inside side.

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
 
Sorry,was driving when bubblegum came to me.

Here is a new one:
What travels the world but stays in the corner?


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Sorry,was driving when bubblegum came to me.

Here is a new one:
What travels the world but stays in the corner?


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Oh this one gonna be good. I am guessing something playing on 4 angles but a circle. I bet nobody figures it.
 
Sorry,was driving when bubblegum came to me.

Here is a new one:
What travels the world but stays in the corner?


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A postage stamp.

Here's a new one:
Romeo is dead on the floor. The house is in a remote location, away from everything. The only thing out of place is a little water on the floor. How did Romeo die?
 
A postage stamp.

Here's a new one:
Romeo is dead on the floor. The house is in a remote location, away from everything. The only thing out of place is a little water on the floor. How did Romeo die?

Okay this one is good! Initial response was Juliet poisoned him so I google cheated to check
 
A postage stamp.

Here's a new one:
Romeo is dead on the floor. The house is in a remote location, away from everything. The only thing out of place is a little water on the floor. How did Romeo die?

How about this: Romeo was a fish and an earthquake momentarily tipped his fish bowl over, spilling him to the floor.

Ok, next one.

George travels one mile south, one mile east, then one mile north and ends up at his starting point. Where is he?

Note there are TWO distinct possible answers to this one, for full credit you need to provide both.
 
How about this: Romeo was a fish and an earthquake momentarily tipped his fish bowl over, spilling him to the floor.

Ok, next one.

George travels one mile south, one mile east, then one mile north and ends up at his starting point. Where is he?

Note there are TWO distinct possible answers to this one, for full credit you need to provide both.

How could he start by heading south if he was at the south pole?
 
1.159 miles north of the south pole

sorry someone else is going to have to spot me a riddle I got nuthin

Nice. I didn't actually expect someone to work out the distance--saying "1 mile north of the circle near the South Pole that has a circumference of 1 mile" would have been sufficient. (For those who like geometry and don't like rounding, the exact answer would be 1 + R*arcsin(1/(2*pi*R)) where R is the radius of the Earth in miles, and the arcsin function should return its answer in radians rather than degrees. :-) Edit: this is assuming the Earth is a perfect sphere, which of course it is not.)

The other answer is obviously the North Pole, for those who missed it.


A man lives on the top floor of a tall apartment building. Each day he takes the elevator down to the ground floor, goes to work across town, then returns. When he goes back up to his apartment at the end of the day, however, he gets off half way to the top, then walks up the stairs the rest of the way. He would prefer to ride the elevator all the way up. Why does he get off half way?
 
Nice. I didn't actually expect someone to work out the distance--saying "1 mile north of the circle near the South Pole that has a circumference of 1 mile" would have been sufficient. (For those who like geometry and don't like rounding, the exact answer would be 1 + R*arcsin(1/(2*pi*R)) where R is the radius of the Earth in miles, and the arcsin function should return its answer in radians rather than degrees. :-) Edit: this is assuming the Earth is a perfect sphere, which of course it is not.)

The other answer is obviously the North Pole, for those who missed it.


A man lives on the top floor of a tall apartment building. Each day he takes the elevator down to the ground floor, goes to work across town, then returns. When he goes back up to his apartment at the end of the day, however, he gets off half way to the top, then walks up the stairs the rest of the way. He would prefer to ride the elevator all the way up. Why does he get off half way?

I was going to say the equator.
 
An easy one.

A plane flying from Mexico to Canada, but crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada.
Where do they bury the survivors?
 
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