Rim or the Ball? I took it upon myself to go deep into the JF realm to find some real answers. This is what I found:
O>D: Duuur, durpa duuuurp?
UB: WWLD? KNICKS BABY!
Bordy: Whatever my wife tells me to look at.
Freak: Did you know I played football?
Craig1221: I am so glad that this thread is going to hell along with all of the other "rim and ball" lovers.
KatieMCR: 49'ers! /hide
Dalamon: I know I'm the youngest person here, but the Koran explicitly states that you should watch the ball. (PBUH)
OgaThriller: The NeoCons would have you believe that one must watch the ball, but common sense tells us that Obama stares at rim, and thus, I too must stare at rim.
KOCBEGONE: Fire Clank the Clown!
franklin: I'm going to choose the opposite of what you choose and then insult you, your intelligence, and your mother.
Babe: *insert three page long post that nobody will read because it is written like a philosophy textbook mixed with LSD*
Colton: I'm editing this thread because of overt sexual inyooendo. -40 (because I'm an ADMIN!)
YB85: Oh, so sorry, I have this "thing" that night -- I won't be able to answer your question.
roseparkjazzfan: Ya, uh, I have that same "thing". or sumthin'.
Archie Moses: Haha, fools. I am 6'5" and I only dunk. The only thing I look at is the top of the backboard, hehepeepeecaca.
Gameface: I'd have to set up some sort of tournament to decide. Give me a few weeks to put it together.
Numberica: You stupid ****ing *** ****. Did your slut of a mother have any kids that didn't suck ***** for their protein growing up? Gods, you're dumb.
Moe: *insert some random text that has nothing to do with balls or rims, and possibly a dick joke*
Catratcho: I'm usually passed out by half court, so I have no clue.
GVC: I never shoot. I am an assist king: puff, puff, PASS! (see what I did thar?)
Tink: Look at me. Do I look like I've ever done anything athletic in my life? Seriously.
Bronco70: Unless they're attached to an old set of tires, I'm staring at balls.
Scat: I stare at the ball. If it doesn't go in, I kill it. I've never missed. Smart balls.
Mantooth: I don't know much about basketball, but there are two sophomores in one of my classes... DAYYMN!
MillSlopper: *whatever the answer is, I'm sure it will be Fair and Balanced*
Nate505: **** the police!
Duck Rogers: You wanna know what's really messed up? There really ISN'T a ball OR a rim. Those are really Grey Aliens disguised as rim and ball. They blew up the Twin Towers you know. Seriously, I was online buying some gold and I totally stumbled on some wikileaks...
JazzFanatic: Ever since that Internet Ghost tried to take my soul, I've pretty much stayed shut up in my house. I noa pray basketbarr.
Fallenchicken: I look to the heavens and let Gordon decide. My fate is in His hands.
Saltydawg: Clearly, balls and rims are not only weapons, but they will become obsolete as they are replaced with cinder blocks and old laundry hampers. I work for DirecTV. Oh, and Utah will win the Rose Bowl. Guaranteed! (unless they lose)
VinylRocker: If they're attached to a young boy, I'll stare at both -- Mommm, Fluffy crapped in my WoW chair again! Come clean this! RIGHT NOW! MOM!!!