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AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lesbian sex! It's a lie and never happens in real life! Except between hot blonds with plastic boobs on the internet! No reason an intense emotional and sexual awakening has any place in a psychological thriller!
 
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honz said:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lesbian sex! It's a lie and never happens in real life! Except between hot blonds with plastic boobs on the internet! No reason an intense emotional and sexual awakening has any place in a psychological thriller!
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i do not know who this is addressing but i fully agree with you??
 
it's amazing fesenko is still on the roster considering how many infractions he must have received his rookie year
 
NUMBERICA said:
Because she's not stuffed like some trash from the gutter, that means she doesn't have breasts? Get out of here.
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Calm down.

No one said anything that you just repeated.

But Natalie Portman is flat as a board. Someone else made a comment about seeing her breasts in this movie. Big deal. The fact that no one could tell the difference between AK's bust and Natalie's bust shouldn't get any straight male excited.
 
Every chick under a C cup is sub-human in my book.

On another note, I saw the Social Network the other day. Sucked. It was like....well....life. Sitting in front of a computer all day. Every single Ben Mezrich book on wonder kids is great, especially Ugly Americans and Rigged. They are 1 for 2 though on translating to the big screen. 21 was cool.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Every chick under a C cup is sub-human in my book.
On another note, I saw the Social Network the other day. Sucked. It was like....well....life. Sitting in front of a computer all day. Every single Ben Mezrich book on wonder kids is great, especially Ugly Americans and Rigged. They are 1 for 2 though on translating to the big screen. 21 was cool.
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Interesting. Just wait until you get married and the kids come along... You'll be dreaming of B's.
 
I was joking of course. I hope the 2 or 3 women that post on Jazzfanz don't come after me. I don't even notice breasts on the surface. It's what's inside those breasts that really counts.
 
I love boobs of all shapes and sizes, personally. Why would anyone so unfairly critique such a wonderful thing?
 
TroutBum said:
Kathy Bates?
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Ever seen the movie About Schmidt? A hot tub scene with Kathy Bates will forever be seared into my mind like seeing a horrid car accident. That and the movie sucked are two reason why this movie should be deleted.

Christina Hendricks on the other hand, yum.
 
Marty McFly said:
She is not flat as a board. She has regular sized boobs, like a real woman.
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What?

You need to get outside your parents basement.

Visit UVU or Utah State.
Visit the mall.
Go out to eat at a restaurant.
Go the pool.

Natalie Portman is below average in bust size.

Inner beauty manners. But so do bust size and butts in my book. Not to large but not so flat that I can't tell whether I'm looking at a woman or AK.
I expect to be critiqued as well. I eat well and workout all the time.
 
I'm just trying to figure out what it means that Duck doesn't look at surface breasts because "it's what's inside those breasts that counts"

Duck Rodgers said:
...I don't even notice breasts on the surface. It's what's inside those breasts that really counts.
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unless he's thinking of chicken meat?
 
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