Rudy Gobert's first All-Star selection

[UB]

I am making this thread for a few reasons.

1). It's happening. With all the talk about clutch dominance, and his play of late being just fire, he's gotta be selected by the coaches to be an All-Star this year. Fan votes are dweebs.

2). It couldn't happen to a more deserving player. We have all seen Rudy's development. Going from Petite Rudy

to Swaggy G

Rudy has worked his *** off every year to get better. We're seeing drastic improvements in his offensive game this year, too. He's never going to be a 3-pt center, because that's ****ing stupid. He's the rim protector.

3). He is an emotional guy. He gets fired up and he gets lets down. He's a real human being/god. All that **** some dumbass players gave him for crying about not making the ASG before are going to be sitting around with a fork in their bungholes (looking at you, 50-year-old-looking, backup stunt double for Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys For Life-*** PJ Tucker). I love the flex Rudy makes after a huge play:

Speaking of mangods, this pic from the game last night reminds me of something:

Xerxes from the movie 300:

Suggested new nickname for Rudy: Xerxes? I don't know you guys, I'm just so ****ing highhhhhhh right now off Jazz win farts.

Let's go Rudy, see you in Chicago, baby!

 

[Truth]

you utahns are creepy with your God stuff. otherwise, good post.

 

[UB]

you utahns are creepy with your God stuff. otherwise, good post.

Thanks a mint, guy!

 

[Ironankle]

Sorry, let me tell you Rudy does not deserve to be all star. He is just 2 times DPOY, 2 times all NBA team, 3 times NBA all defensive 1st team, Best rim protector in the word, one of the best rebonder, one of the best shot blocker, game changer and creator of the Gobert factor.
He doesn't belong to this crew of all star clowns. He deserves more than that.

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[Jazzta]

If it makes Rudy happy, it makes me happy. If chosen he should come out and quit the no defense bs from the last years, not giving an f about hurting feelings. Imagine Lebron’s face if he started getting denied at the rim lol

 

[JazzForLifee]

My favorite jazz player of all time!!!

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[UB]

If it makes Rudy happy, it makes me happy. If chosen he should come out and quit the no defense bs from the last years, not giving an f about hurting feelings. Imagine Lebron’s face if he started getting denied at the rim lol

Muchas lágrimas cayendo de la cara de ese payaso

 

[Jazzta]

Muchas lágrimas cayendo de la cara de ese payaso

Haha, exacto

 

[SoUjazzfan]

I'd love it if he were selected and then declined while telling them "nah, you dumb asses don't even understand that defense is part of the game."

 

[NUMBERICA]

What would be tightest of all is if he got selected and he declined it.

 

[Jazzta]

I would troll the game so hard if I were Rudy, by playing the tightest defense. Maybe he gets the all star game back to what it used to be.

 

[Jazz Traveler]

I hate the all star game. Haven’t watched for many years. The whole all star weekend is lame. I wish Rudy didn’t care. Reminds me of a little kid who cries because he didn’t get invited to a birthday party.

Would far rather see the Jazz write other incentives into Rudy’s contract. I get that Rudy wants to get recognized for his achievements and he is deserving. But Rudy is mostly about defense and the all star game has nothing to do with defense. Would hate to see him get hurt playing in something so meaningless and totally worthless. And I feel the same way about Mitchell. Skip the partying and hype and take a mini vacation to get some well deserved rest.

 

[enchilada_style]

Would Rudy get that 1 million dollar bonus if he makes it? I know that was discussed last season.

 

[fishonjazz]

This thread needs a video of Rudy saluting after a bad *** play like he did in the old days

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[NUMBERICA]

I hate the all star game. Haven’t watched for many years. The whole all star weekend is lame. I wish Rudy didn’t care. Reminds me of a little kid who cries because he didn’t get invited to a birthday party.

Would far rather see the Jazz write other incentives into Rudy’s contract. I get that Rudy wants to get recognized for his achievements and he is deserving. But Rudy is mostly about defense and the all star game has nothing to do with defense. Would hate to see him get hurt playing in something so meaningless and totally worthless. And I feel the same way about Mitchell. Skip the partying and hype and take a mini vacation to get some well deserved rest.

Oh **** right off with your sanctimonious bull ****. You sound like an incel judging the appearance women you’d never in a million years get to touch.

 

[JazzBird]

All star weekend is blah, having said that Rudy should make the All star team but probably wont because the voting process is an idiotic popularity contest.

Dwight Howard who is a backup Center has more votes than Rudy because hes a name and plays for LA, he wont be named to any league all nba teams at years end but you know who will, Rudy.

 

[infection]

Oh **** right off with your sanctimonious bull ****. You sound like an incel judging the appearance women you’d never in a million years get to touch.

Hate to break this, but Jazz Traveler is a female.

 

[UB]

This thread needs a video of Rudy saluting after a bad *** play like he did in the old days

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Truché...

 

[NUMBERICA]

Hate to break this, but Jazz Traveler is a female.

And?

 

[infection]

And?

An incel judging the appearance of women she'd never get to touch? I suppose you could be referring to an analogy that her argument is akin to that, but when you said "women you'd never get to touch" rather than "woman they'd never get to touch" makes it appear that you're directing that comment specifically at JT.