Ryan Seacrest, Jazz fan??

[TroutBum]

I'm not saying I'd throw her out of my bed, but it's there.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

I think we should rename the title of this thread to "Can the Julianne Hough experiment please begin?"

According to Deseretnews they couple was so into the Jazz game that they didn't return after halftime. Also, I thought that was a "mock engagement" by Bear.

The game made her randy, so he carpe diemed. At least that's they told me. Don't expect the D-News with its demographic to report that.

 

[franklin]

F.P. = Fat Potential.

A few years ago she got all depressed n' junk, got fat as hell.

Look at that! Her cheeks were about to explode. Disgusting.

 

[Sean]

Yeah, total heffer. Roseanne Barr would be proud.

 

[Scat]

I just choked on some water I was drinking.

I should have gone with FP².

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

She's aiight.

This.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Seriously, the girl's a troll compared to Adriana Lima.

 

[Sean]

Seriously, the girl's a troll compared to Adriana Lima.

This girl ate Adriana Lima.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

This girl ate Adriana Lima.

That explains it.

 

[chemdude1232]

This girl is fine. So is that pole vaulter in the other thread.

I'd scrub toilets at a truck stop for a month just to get one date with either.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

This girl ate Adriana Lima.

And with this the thread just got a whole lot better.

PS, this single handedly (or dual for the ambidextrous) will be the leading cause for carpal tunnel

 

[franklin]

This girl is fine. So is that pole vaulter in the other thread.

I'd scrub toilets at a truck stop for a month just to get one date with either.

Watch your tongue. That girl has a name and it rhymes with stroke. Scrubbing toilets isn't good enough. You have be willing to kill for The Bathsheba.

She's also shake weight approved.

 

[Sean]

And with this the thread just got a whole lot better.

PS, this single handedly (or dual for the ambidextrous) will be the leading cause for carpal tunnel

I hear fat chicks love to eat out.

 

[honz]

I had no idea who that chick was, but she looked pretty hot on the jumbotron last night. Her and Seacrest did leave for halftime like halfway through the 2nd Q though, so let's not give her too much credit for being a Jazz fan.

 

[YB85]

I had no idea who that chick was, but she looked pretty hot on the jumbotron last night. Her and Seacrest did leave for halftime like halfway through the 2nd Q though, so let's not give her too much credit for being a Jazz fan.

Maybe she likes pole vaulting more than she likes the Jazz.

 

[chawx]

Julianne Hough:

In five years, after the CJ Miles experiment ends, she'll look like this if she's lucky...

 

[beantastic]

In five years, after the CJ Miles experiment ends, she'll look like this if she's lucky...

You sir are a wizard of time.

 

[Sean]

 

[TroutBum]

I like where this thread is heading.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Holy ****.